Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[ReneeLouvier]

Scooter: I'm not speaking to you. *He's flipping through some more papers now, sitting on the bed.*

Renee: What about? Why not?

Frank: Maybe it's cause you're making him have a heart attack!

Renee: Do what? I'm....OH. My stories! That's fiction, Scooter!

Scooter: This is nuts though! I mean....you're insane with all the writing of your stories!

Renee: It's just what I do to pass the time. I'm gonna go make a late night snack. You guys want something?

Jim: No thank you.

Jerry: *Already asleep on his bed.*

Frank: Nothin' for me, I'm about to go to bed myself.

Scooter: I'll just have whatever you're having I guess.

Renee: Good, Garlicy popcorn with almond butter coming right up!

Scooter: ....I think I'll pass on that. Just grab me a soda, would you?

Renee: That's good too. Okay, I'll do that, Scooter. *Goes downstairs to the kitchen to make some popcorn up. She finds her almond butter in the fridge and gets a huge glob of it on a tablespoon, getting it ready for the popcorn.*

 

[Erine81981]

Getting home from work.........

Hey there guys. Glad to see ya'll back. I missed ya'll.

Grover: Hey Kyle! We all missed you. How was your trip?

Fine. It was good to get away for away. Did ya'll have fun?

Cookie M: Lots and lots of fun. Lookie what Bryan gave me.

Birdseed cookies. Those are great. Are ya'll hungry for anything?

Herry: We had a big lunch. Bryan took us out.

Great guy he is. *yells down the hall* THANK YOU BRYAN!

Oscar: *pops up* What in the world was that?! *scratches head and slams pops back in*

Glad to see ya'll had a fun time. We'll I'm going to go get me something at "Whatbuger." Be right back. *walks out the door and drives away*

Cookie M: You want any cookies Grover?


Grover: No thanks Cookie. I have to get to bed.

Cookie M: You Herry?

Herry: No thanks either Cookie. *goes back to watching TV*

Cookie M: Good. More for me! *eats the whole box* URP! Delicious!

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Renee: *Munching on Garlic popcorn with almond butter. She stops at Oscar's trashcan.* Hey, Oscar. Want some of this popcorn?

Oscar: It stinks!

Renee: Yeah, I know! Isn't it a lovely stench. Extra butter Garlic popcorn, with almond and cashew butter slathered all over it.

Oscar: *He takes handful and eats it. He makes a weird face, then smirks.* This is lousy stuff. I like it.

Renee: Thanks! It's just buttered garlic popcorn with almond and cashew butters on it. I've always loved it. *She continutes eating the weird popcorn mess on her way to her room.*

 

[The Count]

UD: Awake again Eduardo?

Yeah... Guess that's the nature of my internal clock... Guess it's cause of my dad I have that instilled in me.
UD: So, is there a particular reson you haven't sucombed to the shadows?
No, not really... Just thinking about some stuff. Sure miss Ryan round these parts. But he'll be back when he gets back. That... And a couple of other things.
UD: Ah, it's these projects of yours that are bogging down your soul?
Well... In a way yes, but that's nothing out of the ordinary for me... No, just thinking about how to get a few things started, whether I rully want to shoot for that ultimate prize on the Palisades forum when almost noone goes there any more... And a few things about the dorms.
UD: Well... There's nothing to be done about a dead forum. And as for the dorms...
Yeah, they'll take care of themselves come the anniversary shake-up. Oh well, think I'll do a bit of filing on the computer.
UD: Very well my fiend... May you rest in peace when you eventually enter that land of darkness known as sleep.
Thanks Uncle Deadly.

*Count, still asleep, counting silently.

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: (snoring) Qua-qua-qua-qua...
Rosita: Zzzzzzzzz...
Telly: Zzzzzzzz...
Snuffy: ZZZZZZZZ...
Bry: Looks like everyone was pretty tired.
Hoots: Having those monsters here must have worn them out.
Bry: Yeah. Wow, Hoots. I can't wait til Spring break starts.
Hoots: When is it?
Bry: Well, for me, it starts after Friday. So, 3 more days. Say, I guess that is the number of the day.
Hoots: 3?
Bry: Yep, but what's the letter? Hoots, play me the letter of the day.
Hoots: (blows an A on his saxaphone and an animated letter A flies out)
Bry: There it is. So the Muppet Dorms are sponsored today by the number 3 and the letter A. Thanks, Hoots.
Hoots: No prob.
Bry: I should get it bed now. Good night.
Hoots: Night.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: I'm kind of bored today.
Beth: Don't you have class?
Red: Yeah, later
Mokey: Why don't you go down to the pool, don't you have a swim meet this weekend?
Red: Yeah, I suppose that would be a good idea.
Beth: Well, I've got some things to do at work so I will see you guys later.
Red: I think I will go down to the pool.
Mokey: I've got poetry class so I will see you guys later today as well!

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: (Sitting in his nest singing to himself) La la la la la!!
Bry: (Walking in)
Big Bird: Hi, Bryan!
Bry: Morning, Big Bird.
Big Bird: You're up early.
Bry: Yeah, I had an early class today. I had voice. It's not easy singing in the mornings.
Big Bird: Really? Gee, I don't have any trouble. Then again, I'm a bird! (laughing).
Bry: That's true! Where is everyone?
Big Bird: I think Telly and Rosita went to a swim practice, and Snuffy is taking a bath.
Bry: A bath? You know, I always wondered...where does Snuffy take his baths? He doesn't use our hall bathroom.
Big Bird: Oh, yeah. He usually goes to the pool. It's the only bath around here he fits in! Haha!
Bry: Oh...(suddenly realizing what Bird just said)...wait a second. The pool?! But that's where they have the--

(Heard from outside at the pool)
Snuffy: Well, time to get clean. Dohoho. *BOOM BOOM BOOM*
Rosita: Snuffy, nooo!!!
***SPLASH***
(all the water splashes out of the pool along with all the swim team in it)
Snuffy: Oh...dear...

 

[redBoobergurl]

*at pool*

*Red stands up and shakes out her hair after being splashed out by Snuffy*

Red: I knew there was a reason not to schedule swim practice on Wednesday morning! It's Snuffy's bathtime! All right guys, take five.
*a number five walks in*

Number five: Take me where?

Red: Geeze, it's just one of those days isn't it?

 

[BEAR]

Snuffy: Sorry for ruining your swim practice, guys.
Rosita: Oh, it's okay, Snuffy. It was an accident. We're not mad.
Telly: It was a little scary, though.
Big Bird: Oh, Telly.
Snuffy: Thanks, guys. I hope Red isn't upset. Oh, and what about Ed? He'll have to refill the pool.
Bry: I'm sure it will all be fine. Anyway, enough of that. Let's go get some ice cream!

 

[tvlistingman]

Peter: Guess What?

Elmo: What is it Peter?

Zoe: What is it Peter?

Peter: I just called Bryan and he told me that it is okay with him to watch you while I'm away this weekend

Zoe: Sounds Good

Elmo: Elmo and Zoe gets to hang out with all his Sesame Street Pals, Big Bird, Snuffy, Telly, Rosita, Stinky and Hoots The Owl

Peter: you can have a Sesame Street Slumber Party

Zoe: Good Night Elmo and Peter!

Peter: Good Night Zoe and Elmo

Elmo: Good Night Peter and Zoe!