Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: They're still putting him together. What'd we get him?
MN: We have...one new CPU, a couple of external hard drives...and one copy of Issac Asimov's I, Robot.
Storyteller: The book, not the movie.

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Ryyyyyyyyyyan!!!
Me: Gonzo what is it?
Gonzo: I just heard through Layla's wall the PERFECT gift for Robot Kermit!
Me: Oh really? What's that?
Gonzo: A heart!!
Me: ...Gonzo...A heart? Honestly...
Gonzo: Would I lie to you Ryan? Anyway, the Chef's busy, but he leant me his hack saw so I figured I'd go ahead and take your heart, so if you'd sprawl out on the couch I'll set out the tarp and-
Me: NOT gonna happen geek-o.
Gonzo: Not even for HILDA'S roommate? *bats eyelashes*
Me: Not even for Dave Goelz. ...Okay, MAYBE for Dave Goelz...If I could get an autograph out of it.
Gonzo: Who now?
Me: Never mind, now get dressed, we've got a party to get to.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Well it's the best I could come up with, I hope Robot Kermit likes this copy of the song "Mr. Roboto"
Wanda: I think it's good
Red: Shall we party?
Beth: Yes we shall
Abby: Oh boy!

 

[Leyla]

<Leyla drags her crew into the 2nd floor common room, trying to keep up with Robot Kermit, who, it turns out, is decidedly more schmoozey than the others>

RK: <to assorted dormers> Thank you, thank you, no, I'm not really Kermit the frog, but I am willing to play him on TV! Let's get this fine wingding moving shall we?

Leyla: <frazzled> Oh, yes, we sure do appreciate the love here. Look at the birthday robot, he's practically glowing! No, Fozzie, he won't actually glow if you plug him in! No, Gonzo! I don't think we should try it! Oh gosh, there's Piggy and Kermit... time to distract with every ounce of strength I have! Piggy, Kermit! Darlings! How are you! Did you know it's Phil Chapman's fete today! French for birthday Piggy! No, they aren't looking at anyone... they're um... to shy to look on your brilliance!

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *partying it down*
Clifford: It's partying it up dude.
Me: ...Thanks Cliff...Gonzo where'd you put the present?
Gonzo: The closet!
Me: Which closet?
Gonzo: The one you came out of when you became ushy gushy!
Camilla: Baw bawk bagaw.
Gonzo: Oh okay honey let's go dance!
Me: Talk about ME being ushy gushy.
Rowlf: Speaking of ushy gushy, have you been taking your pills?
Me: *smirks* Yes Dr. Bob.
Rowlf: Also speaking of ushy gushy, heard from Lisa lately?
Me: *shifty eyes* Sort of...Um...Let's get some punch Rowlf. *sips punch*
Rowlf: No thanks, Chef made it.
Me: *spits out punch*

 

[Katzi428]

Uh Prairie and Rosita? You might want to drink anything but the punch.
Rosita:Why?It looks good.scooping some into her glass.
The Swedish Chef made it.
Rositapouring it back in the punch bowl Anyone for soda?
Prairie:Yeah..me. And I'll get myself a a pi....er one of those little hot dogs in a blanket.

 

[The Count]

Count: Ah ha! 2, 2 bemusing birthdays today!
Yeah... Now get ready guys and gals, here comes the cake.

*Wheels out cake with candles lit.
Robot Kermit, come on up here so we can toast to you properly.

*To Count: Did you remember to bring the present?
Count: Yes... By the by, vhere did you put the magnets?
Returned them to the store... Didn't feel they'd be good enough.
Count: So vhat did ve get him as a present?
Well... *Shifty eyes... Would you believe I went and got him... Um, a voice modulating microphone?
Count: Vhy vould you get him that?
Well... In case he should want to start hosting his own robot Muppet show or decide to pop in down at the fanfic library and do some commentary reports... You know how marvelous Layla's reviews are, thought he'd be able to either help or get in the way.
Count: If you say so.

OK... So where's the birthday bot?

 

[Erine81981]

Back in the Lab.........

There. We've finsihed Ernie.

Cookie M: *POOF!*

What was that?

Maurice: Kyle? Look at Cookie Monster.

*looks around* What are you talking about? Cookie Monster isn't even here.

Maruice: That is what I mean. He's ate the inviso stuff.

Cookie Monster?

Inviso Cookie M: -What?-

Where are you?

Inviso Cookie M: -Right here.-

Where is here?

Maurice: Can you tell us where it is you are?

Inviso Cookie M: -Me am right beside you.-

*feels around and feels a furry googly eyed monster* There you are. Now what in the world are we going to do now? How are we going to see you?

Maurice: We could put a hat on him.

Nah. That's too simple. What about sunglasses?

Maurice: He's inside. He might bump into things with those on.

Your right. Could a sheet work with holes in the top so he can see?

Maurice: That might just work.

Alright. Hold still Cookie Monster. We are going to put this sheet over your head and body so we can tell where you are.

Inviso Cookie M: -Ok.-

Maurice and Me and throw the sheet over the Inviso Cookie Monster. Now we can see him.

 

[BEAR]

(In the basement workshop)
Bry: I can't believe we got locked in here. How did this happen?!
Telly: Oh no! Now we're going to miss the party!!
Bry: I think we've already missed it.
Telly: Then the Robot Kermit won't get the present we made him!
Ernie: I'm hungry. I wish we had some birthday cake.
Big Bird: Do you think anyone will find us?
Bry: I hope so...
Ernie: I wonder if anyone noticed us missing.
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(In room #29)
Bert: Oh boy, oh boy! Finally done. (sees clock on the wall) Oh no! Look how late it is! I missed the party. I've been working in here all this time and I missed the party! But where's Ernie? He's not in his bed asleep. He's not even here in the suite. Oh, here's a note. (picks up a note that reads "Bert, I will be with Kyle for a while") Hmm...maybe he's still with Kyle. He must have decided to sleep over with the Monsters. That's okay. Bryan and Telly are probably sleeping in their room too. Well, I don't want to wake them. I'll just leave my gift for the Robot Kermit outside his room door. See, Bernice? It's a pair of glasses made from some of my finest paperclips. (holds up a shiny pair of glasses made from bent and shaped paperclips) Pretty nifty, huh? Oh, and get a load of this...a bow tie made out of bottlecaps and paper clips glued together. Isn't that beautiful!? Yeah, see how it sparkles when the light hits it just right? I should make one for myself. Well, I'll just put them in this box and deliver it to the birthday bot. Then off to bed I go.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Didn't know we had a basement lab here... There's the common room downstairs on Floor 1. And then there's the private dorms office... Oh well, it's probably been there the whole time. Now which keys open up the lab doors. Maybe this one with the golden leadened casing.
*Takes key and opens up the basement lab doors. There, sure hope noone got trapped here overnight.

*Walks back to the common room for some cereal.