Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Bry: I may meet you there, Kyle, but I need to first get Oscar to let me have one of his cans. Maybe you can convince him.
Telly: I got the tool kit!
Big Bird: And my old pair of rollerskates you asked for. What are you gonna do with them anyway?
Bry: You'll see.
Ernie: Can I come too? Bert's still in there and won't let me in.
Bry: Sure, come on!

 

[Erine81981]

Alright guys. *hands Bryan the box* You go on and I'll talk to Oscar about the tin cans. Meet you guys up there. *goes over to Oscar's can* Yo Oscar! *bangs on trashlid* Are you in there?

Oscar: Yea, yea, yea...what is it you want?

Do you still have some left over tin cans we could use?

Oscar: Oh hey hairy scary. What do you need them for?

Today is Robo Kermit's b-day. And we wanted to get him something and first none of us knew what to get him for his brithday. We don't have a clue to get a robot for his birthday. But then I went to the hardware store and thought I would build him a friend, a pal, uh amigo, partner.....

Oscar: Ok ok enough with all the nice words. I just might happen to have some cans. Hold on one sec. *goes down into his can*

Ok. *wait a few seconds*

Oscar: Alright. Here is one I think you could really use.

What is it?

Oscar: Some caramel corn. Here you'll like it.

Why thank you Oscar. *opens it and snakes pop out* Ahhhhhhh!!

Oscar: *snickers and laughs*

OSCAR!

Oscar: I've been wanting to play a trick and you came along so I thouht this is my chance and you fell for it.

Ok. Now can I have the cans please?

Oscar: NO WAY!

What?

Oscar: You used that word. You don't ever say that word around use grouches. Now can you say it another way?

Come on Oscar. I was just being nice.

Oscar: Nuh huh. You have to say like you mean it.

Oscar!

Oscar: I mean it. Your not getting those cans until you say it like you want them. And not in a nice way.

*looks at Oscar* I'm going to hate you for this. *breaths in lots of air and yells* I WANT THOSE CANS NOW!

Oscar: Whoa! I didn't know you had it in you. Here. *dumps a whole bag of them on floor*

Thanks Oscar. Your such a pal! *pats him on the head*

Oscar: *groans and slams the trashlid on his head*

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (sees Kyle with the tin cans) There you are. Oh wait...no, Kyle. I needed a trashcan. Sorry, I guess I should have been more specific.
Ernie: Why don't we just use one of the cans from outside?
Bry: Yeah, that will do. We don't have to use one of Oscar's personal ones. It might be easier that way. (Teasing) Wouldn't want plastic snakes to pop out at me or anything. Haha!
Telly: (pats Kyle on the arm) It's okay, Kyle. I know how you feel.
Bry: Ernie, why don't you go get one of those cans from outside, empty it out somehow, clean it with the hose and soap, then bring it back here. I wonder if bunsen has a saw that will cut through metal. Hmm...we may need Biff and Sully's help for some of this.
Big Bird: You never explained to us, what we're making.
Bry: It's sort of based on your story about R2-D2. We're going to use the trashcan and make some sort of go-cart for Robot Kermit to move around in without having to walk all the time.
Big Bird: Ah, clever!

 

[Erine81981]

*looks at Bryan with a stern look* At least someone cares. LOL *talking about Telly* Ok. Since ya'll are going to be making a go-cart of some kind I'll use these tin cans for something else. (but there is still the surprised for Robo Kermit) And for everyone else to see too. *starts building*

 

[BEAR]

Bry: You know I'm teasin'. Have some nuts, buddy. (hands Kyle a can)

 

[BEAR]

(confetti flies out of the can in Kyle's face)
Bry: Oops...sorry, Kyle. I really thought that one was real. Umm...anyway, I wonder what's keeping Ernie with that can.
Ernie: Here it is! (helping Big Bird drag the cleaned out metal trashcan)
Bry: And not a moment too soon!
Big Bird: (sees the colorful confetti everywhere) Did the party start already?
Bry: No, Big Bird...just um...nevermind. Let's get this thing built.

 

[Erine81981]

A confetti filled face looks at Bryan You've been hanging out with Oscar to much buddy. *brushes off the confetti* Ok now back to getting this present on the roll. *goes back to building a robot friend for Robo Kermit*

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Okay, thanks, Biff. Biff's cut out one side of the can making an opening. Now is time to screw the rollerskates onto the bottom.
Big Bird: Here are the skates.
Bry: Thanks, Big Bird. Telly, the screwdriver please.
Telly: Yes, sir! (hands over a screwdriver)
Bry: And some screws.
Telly: and the screws...(gives me the screws one by one as needed)
Bry: Thank you.
Telly: This is going to be so exciting!
Ernie: Hey, Bryan, I'm gonna go assist Kyle with his project for a while.
Bry: Okay, Ernie.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Hmm, everything I was planning on getting Robo Kerm is already being got...
Gonzo: Have you thought about giving him that box of spare parts?
Me: Box of...What now?
Gonzo: The box of spare parts Layla had me hold onto for her "Just in case."
Me: What? Why am I the last to hear about this?!
Gonzo: Because you're the first to hear about everything else.
Me: No I'm not!
Gonzo: Oh, you haven't heard that?
Me: Sheesh...
Uncle Deadly: Well, I WAS going to give the frog-bot a ahock to his system, but Layla got him working again.
Me: *sigh* Okay Gonzo, get the spare parts...

 

[The Count]

A robot friend? Um Kyle... Maybe you'd better stick to something else. It's a good idea, just not sure if it'd be the best present for a robot version of the frog-in-chief. Tell ya what... Why don't you use those tin cans you got from Oscar to make something rully special...
*Whispers in Kyle's ear giving him a suggestion to take the tin cans, attach some festive lights, a few cables...

Yeah, I'm sure he'd love that sort of thing, it'd be a neat little reminder of his home in the cybernetic swamp.
Oh, gotta go, the cake should be here any minute. Yes, it'll be an edible cake, along with some food catered by Everybody Eats.