Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Robin: Ryan! Ryan! Ryan!
Me: Yeeees?
Robin: I just saw Uncle Kermit making lovey dovey talk to some girls who WEREN'T Miss Piggy!
Me: Oh, well you see Robin that wasn't your Uncle it was a robot version of your Uncle.
Robin: But who would want a robot version of Uncle Kermit?
Me: It's Layla.
Robin: Oh. Well that explains it.

 

[Erine81981]

Shhhhhhh...really Ed. Keep it on the downlow. Hey Ernie. I see you've come to give me a working hand. Good. If you want start putting in the light bubles for eyes on the head I just go throught making. *hands Ernie the robot head* Ok. *starts working on the feet*

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Be right back, Kyle. Gotta get something from my room! (running into the room and sees Bert examining some paperclips) Bert, what are you doing? You're supposed to be working on your surprise birthday present for Robot Kermit.
Bert: I am, Ernie.
Ernie: It looks to me like you're staring at your paperclips, Bert.
Bert: I am not just staring at my paperclips, Ernie. I am brainstorming.
Ernie: Brainstorming, you say?
Bert: I have considered what you said. You are right, I was not being good about sharing. So I've decided it is time to part with some of my paperclips.
Ernie: Really, Bert!?
Bert: Well, only the unrare ones.
Ernie: But, Bert...I was only teasing. Besides, who is going to want a paperclip?
Bert: Oh Ernie, there is so much more to a paperclip than you realize!
(sings)
Have you ever looked at a paper clip
I mean, really stop to look?

Have you ever seen how it can
Hold together the pages of a book?

Have you ever looked at a paper clip
When it shines under the light, huh?

Have you ever put it on your finger
And watched it hold on tight?

Anyone can look at a rainbow
Anyone can look at the sky
To see that those things are pretty
You don't really have to try

But, have you ever seen how a paper clip
It's so ... I don't know. So flat, huh?

Have you noticed how it keeps on bending
And say "Why, now, look at that!"

If you stopped and looked at a paper clip
For just a minute or two
You might get to love a paper clip
The way that I do

Ernie: So you are going to give Robot Kermit some of your paperclips?
Bert: Uh huh!
Ernie: Well, Bert. I don't think it's a terrible idea...
Bert: I knew you'd come around!
Ernie: But I think we need to make it a little more interesting.
Bert: More interesting?
Ernie: You can't just give a plain old paperclip. We should make something fun with them.
Bert: Yeah? Well...will ya help me?
Ernie: Of course, ol' buddy Bert! What are friends for?
Bert: Oh thank you.

 

[The Count]

Well... If Layla says it's OK with her... Then go ahead and finish your little project there.

*Setting up all the food in the Floor 2 common room. Hope Layla and Robot Kermit get here for their party.

 

[Erine81981]

In the Lab.........

Ok Ernie. Just hurry back. *still working on the legs and feet*

In room 26.......

Cookie M: Hello, we home.

Maurice: Where is everyone?

Cookie M: Me not know. Dum dee dum dee dum dum....

Maurice: *sees Ernie out in the hall* Hey Ernie. Where's Kyle?

 

[Katzi428]

OK gals....I picked up our present for Robot Kermit's birthday.
Prairie:What'd you get him?
holding up an oil canTa da! Just in case he gets rusty.
Rosita:Oooohhh....good idea Kathy! That should help him in case he ever feels all rusted.
Correct!

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Hi, Maurice! Hi, Cookie Monster! Kyle is down in the lab working on a birthday present. Follow me!
Bert: Ernie, what about my paperclips?
Ernie: Just follow the plans I drew you. Come on, guys!
Bert: Hmm...Bernice, can you hand me some tape?......you're no help...

 

[BEAR]

(Down in lab)
Bry: Hmm...this is going to take longer than I thought.
Big Bird: Don't worry. We're here to help.
Telly: Yeah! Cooperation, remember?
Bry: Thanks, guys.

 

[Erine81981]

Maurice: Thank you Ernie. Come on Cookie Monster.

Cookie M: Lab....maybe cookies down there too.

Maurice: Maybe. *follows Ernie*

Down in the Lab.........

Ok. Almost done. Ernie could you hand me the duck tape.

Maurice: Hey Kyle!

Hey there Maurice. Hello there Cookie.

Cookie M: Any cookies down here?

Not that I know of. Bunsan keeps lots of stuff down here just don't know abotu cookies. *back to the project* Almost done. Ok Ernie have you got the light bulbs in the robot's head yet?

Cookie M: Oooo me sees something tasteful.

Maruice: No Cookie Monster! You don't know what that is!

Cookie M: Me not care. Ommmummmommooommuuuummmm....see nothing bad.

 

[Leyla]

Hilda: Wow! It's really bustling out there!

Wanda: I just can't believe they're fussing so much over a guy who has spent nearly his entire stay here jammed into a box.

Hilda: Muppet fans. Go figure. Nice people though. Utterly classy,too, if your standards aren't too high. I wonder if that cute Ryan fellow will be there tonight.

Jimmy: Hilda and Ryan up in a tree! K- I-

<With laudable aim, Hilda beans Jimmy with a turnip. Don't ask me what she was doing with a turnip.>

Jimmy: I'm not sure ah deserved that.

<Robot Kermit emerges from the closet which is now serving as his room. He's decked out in a purple tux>

RK: I don't know why that frog doesn't wear this anymore. It's cute. It's a cute suit. I'm sure I'll attract lots of hunnies in it! <he waggles his Kermity head smuggly> Oh, yes, there's nothing better than being green and good looking!

<Leyla finally appears dressed in blue with her hair up in ringlets>

RK:Oh, be still my beating heart!

Leyla: <wryly> That's easy enough. You don't have one... knock it off with all the flirting, will ya? We're roomies! People will talk... and by the way, regarding that little... note... you slipiped under my door... the answer is no, not ever, and I'm completely scandalised that you'd even think of such a thing.

RK: Oh, you say that now, honeybuns, but I once I get another show to host, you'll change your tune and be begging to take my flippers in hand.

Leyla: I liked you better when you were in the box. Now we're off to the party, so for crying out loud, be polite, keep your flippers to yourself.... especially, and I say this for your sake and the sake of our carpets, keep them away from PIggy and DON'T put the REAL frog into an apoplectic meltdown will ya?

RK: <perking up> Piggy... oh, that divine speciman of swine who swept me off my flippers? She's still around? I'm gonna need more cologne.

Leyla: <weakly> God save us.