Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Bry: (watching Ernie) Funny, I would have thought Telly to be the one to react this way.
Telly: (charging into the room) DID YOU HEAR?! IT'S A NATIONAL DISASTER!!
Bry: Nevermind...

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Welp, we're done with commentary.
Me: And I'm done with homework.
Clifford: And I'm done tryin' to understand ya'll.
Uncle Deadly: And I'm done living. Of course I have been for a long time.
Camilla: Baaaawk, bagawk!
Me: ...Right. And coincedentally, the MC Dorms have been brought to you today by the letters S and A, and the number 37. G'night everybody!

 

[Erine81981]

Cookie M: Me have to fine out. *walks out into the hallway* Hmmmm what me to do?

Oscar: *pops out* Hey there fuzzy. Whats you doing?

Cookie M: *cups hand over mouth sideways* Me tring to find out what pizza that Kyle got.

Oscar: Why that?

Cookie M: Me wanted a cookie pizza and Kyle didn't get one.

Oscar: Why not?

Cookie M: Because...*hears someone coming into the dorms*

Pizza Delivery Monster: Hello? Is anyone here for this pizza?

Cookie M: He's here! What me do?

Oscar: Well here's your chance to find out what pizza Kyle got.

Cookie M: Great idea! *zips off screen, zips back dressed like a person* Now me ready. *walks towards the pizza*

Oscar: This should be very exciting. *rubbing hands together*

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: Did I hear someone say something about a pizza?

I don't know. Maybe it's here. *goes out into the hallway*

Herry: Where's Cookie Monster?"

Maurice: He was here just a minute ago.

COOKIE MONSTER!

Maurice: I guess that answers your quesion.

All the monsters race out into the hallway

Herry: What happened?

Cookie Monster ate all the pizza.

Grover: Why did you do that?

Cookie M: *full of pizza lying on the floor* Me wanted to know what pizza Kyle got. URP! Excuse me.

But who told you to eat them all?

Cookie M: Oscar. *head falls back on floor*

OSCAR!

Oscar: Uh oh! *slams trashlid down*

 

[The Count]

Come on Count... Fanfics are acalling to be read...
*Gets glass of milk and goes to reading room.

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: (Dressed in football uniform and helmet) Telly, did you post the sign up sheet on the lobby bulletin board?
Telly: (also wearing his uniform and a cooking pot on his head) Yes, sir! (salutes)
Ernie: Good, we want to get as many of our friends on this campaign.
Big Bird: (walks into living room area) Hey, Ernie. Hi, Telly. Going over your football plays?
Ernie: No, Big Bird. We are going over our plans to save Elmo!
Big Bird: Save Elmo?
Telly: The Tickle Me Elmo.
Big Bird: Oh.
Telly: And all the deprived children of the world!
Big Bird: I see. Where's your football helmet, Telly?
Telly: Broke.
Big Bird: It broke?!
Ernie: Cuz that's how hard we play for what we feel is right! (hits fist in palm)
Telly: Actually, I just dropped it off of the bleachers and it cracked. So I am using this cooking pot instead.
Big Bird: Oh! Well, it looks very nice!
Telly: Thank you!
Ernie: Alright, Telly, time to go over our strategy. (rolls out a large map on the table)

 

[Katzi428]

Today was really a great day. I can't thank you 2 enough for treating me to lunch and dinner in Hensonville! Plus the special breakfast this morning You really went all out.
Prairie:Hey....you deserved it!
Rosita:Sure did!Because you're a good friend to us.
And you're good friends to me! Before I go to bed,I'm going to massage my feet in that foot massager I bought.I need to go to the podiatrist tomorrow.That toenail of mine doesn't look so good & I don't know what he'll want to do about it.
Rosita: Do you think he'll want to remove it?
To be honest,Rosita....I'm not sure. If he does,I'll be off my feet for awhile.
Rosita:Ay....pobrecita Kathy.
Gracias Rosita. I'll be OK.
Prairie:Well...we'll help you in any way we can.
Thanks Prairie.Goodnight girls & thanks again.

 

[The Count]

Count: That's 13, 13 fantasticabulous fanfictions!
Yeah, but nary an update in chapter among them... Oh well, at least we did our share of nagging.

Going to bed now, good night guys.

 

[BEAR]

Telly: Count, how can Ed sleep at a time like this? We are coming upon the apocalipse!
Bry: Telly, what are you talking about?
Telly: I...umm...hmm...

 

[Katzi428]

sigh...Insomnia.....blah
turning TV on Nothing really decent on at 3:30 in the morning.
Gaffer comes walking inMeow?
Hi Gaffer ...wanna come sit on my lap?patting my lap
Gaffer comes on my lap & curls herself into a furry ball.Soon she's asleep
Lucky kitty...at least you can sleep