Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Uh Bryan... Last I knew, the awards won't be handed out until Friday. Unless Prawny's changed the date, if so he'll tell us when he gets back later.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Thanks, Ed. Hmm...if that's the case then I probably won't be able to attend. Will be doing the last weekend of my show. We'll see what Ryan says.

 

[Katzi428]

Rosita:How did you do at the foot doctor, Kathy?
Eh...so so.He cut off a lot of the nail that was bugging me,so that was a relief. He then asked me if I wanted the whole big toenail to be removed next time or just half. I told him the whole nail because it had been bugging me a lot. So he said I made a good choice.
Prairie:When are you going to have it done?
After I get back from my cruise next month. This way I won't need to be in pain on the cruise or have to soak my foot every night I'm there.
Prairie:Good thinking. Now another question,Miss Kathy...
Uh oh...here it comes.
Prairie:What were you doing up in the middle of the night? You OK? I heard you padding around at 3 this morning.
Insomnia, Prairie. But hopefully I'll sleep OK tonight.
Rosita:Oh...I wish I had known. Mi abuela always heated up milk for me when I couldn't sleep.I would've heated you some.
Thank you Rosita. But I wouldn't have wanted to wake you. Tonight if I have insomnia,I'll heat up some milk for myself.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *sees Ed and Bry debating about Awards date* Hey guys, the awards are still on Friday, so Bry don't wash up yet...On second thought do, have you been hanging around Oscar? *wink* Just kiddin' man. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a chemistry quiz and math test to study for. See you guys!

 

[The Count]

That, among other things like commentary and TTMBT.

*Leaves CD with meditational music wrapped up in wrapping paper and a card that reads "Happy Birthday Rocco!" on Room #27's doorstep.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Thanks, Ryan. On second thought, I have been hanging around Oscar and I should wash up. Dirty Grouch. Thanks...

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Tosh: *climbing up to Kim's bunk* Kim?
Kim: (tiredly) She's not here; she's dead.
Boober: What? Kim's dead?!? Oh no, what'll we do? We'll have to move out!
Kim: *sighing* Put the paranoia on simmer, Boober; I was kidding. Besides, if I were dead would I be talking to you right now?
Boober: No, I guess not. ...You aren't sick, are you?
Kim: No. I'm just tired from working at both the school and the library today. I only had an hour and a half break in between my two jobs.
Betty Lou: Then why did you agree to work at the school again?
Kim: Little things called "bills", Betty Lou, remember? Besides, I worked pre-k today, so it wasn't too bad.
Gillis: Will you go in again if they call you tomorrow?
Kim: ...*sighs* I'm crossing my fingers that they don't call, Maestro. I'd prefer two days of sleeping in before Saturday rather than one or none.
Boober: Well maybe if you went to bed earlier you wouldn't be so tired in the mornings and you wouldn't have to sleep in.
Kim: Message recieved, Boober. No reply.

-Kim

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: What are you doing, Bert?
Bert: Oh, hey, Ernie. I'm just wrapping up this birthday present for Rocco.
Ernie: Rocco?
Bert: Yeah. You know Rocco, Zoe's pet rock?
Ernie: Oh, sure.
Bert: Yeah. Oh this is going to be great!
Ernie: Uh, Bert? What exactly do you give a rock for its birthday?
Bert: That's a very good question. I thought a long time about this and decided that Rocko should have a pet too.
Ernie: Oh really? What did you get? A gerble? A cuddly little kitten?
Bert: No...
Ernie: Bert, you're not giving a pigeon, are you?
Bert: Not a bad idea! *laughs* but no. It is the perfect pet for a rock.
Ernie: And what's that?
Bert: (holding up wrapped gift) A twig!
Ernie: I should have guessed.
Bert: *Laughs*
Ernie: Well, Bert, I'll be taking my bath now. See ya later.
Bert: Okay. Bye, Ernie. (Examining his wrapping work) Hmm...needs a ribbon.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Homework is so draining...
Uncle Deadly: I could go clog up the sink for you.
Me: Good grief Uncle D. not you too...
UD: *chuckles* It rubs off on you if you spend TOO much time around you pun-ish types.
Me: This is true, I just hope once it's rubbed on, it rubs off just as easy.
UD: See what I mean?

 

[BEAR]

(In the bathroom taking a shower...)
Bry:
I like to sing, sing in the shower. Ah-ha!
As the water falls, I let my voice ring loud and clear.
I like to sing, sing in the shower. Ah-ha!
'Cause I love the way that my singin sounds in here.
And as I sing I imagine I'm upon the sand,
Imagine that I'm singing with a great big band.
My records are playing on the radio.
And I'm going to be the star of a great big show!
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(In the bathtub...)
Ernie:
That's why I sing, sing in my bathtub. la-la.
As I soak myself, I let my voice ring loud and clear.
I like to sing, la la, sing in my bathtub.
'Cause I love the way that my voice sounds in here.
And as I sing I imagine what I want to be.
Like a singing sailor on a stormy sea.
Or a crooning cowboy on an open plain.
I can even imagine that I'm singin in the rain!
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(Outside behind the dumpsters in a muddy barrel...)
Oscar:
That's why I sing, sing in my mudbath.
As I squish around, I put my lovely voice in gear.
That's why I sing, huh-huh-huh, sing in my mudbath.
'Cause I love the way that my singing sounds in here.
Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
And as I sing I imagine that this is a swamp.
And it's even better than the city dump.
The crocodiles are restless, and you hear a screech.
And up comes Oscar, the king of muddy beach!
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(Outside in the garden; it's raining a little...)
Big Bird:
That's why I sing, sing in my birdbath.
As the water falls, I just belt it loud and clear.
I like to sing, sing in my birdbath.
And I take a bath every time it rains out here.
And as I sing I imagine I'm a surfin ace.
I'm riding my surfboard in a surfing race.
The waves are getting restless, I'm about to fall.
So I turn into a plane and fly away from it all!
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All 4:
That's why I sing, sing in the shower/bathtub/mudbath/birdbath. La-la!
As the water falls, I let my voice ring loud and clear!
That's why I sing, sing in the shower/bathtub/mudbath/birdbath. La-la!
'Cause I love the way that my singing sounds in here!
La-la! La-la-la-la. La-la-la-la-la-la.
Oh yes we love the way that our voices sound in here!