Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[tvlistingman]

Breakfast

PETER: What looks good for Breakfast

BABY BEAR: I'm having Porridge

ZOE: I'm having Cheerios cereal

LITTLE BIRD: I'm having Birdseed Krispies

PETER: I'm having a Bagel

After Breakfast

PETER: Everyone, have a good time at school

LITTLE BIRD, ZOE, and BABY BEAR: See ya after

 

[Katzi428]

(This was supposed to be from 3 hours ago but something came up as I started posting it)
10:30 AM :
yawn Morning girls. I'm really sorry I was so crabby yesterday .swinging legs over bed
Prairie: Morning Kath! You feel in a better mood now?
Yep...thanks.
Rosita:Hi Kathy!Wait!Stay in bed!
Why? I told you I'm OK.
Rosita: We have a surprise for you.

Prairie:Yeah...close your eyes and get back into bed.
OK...closing my eyes,and hearing them leave the room Hold it!What are you 2 up to?
Prairie*from the kitchen*:Just keep your eyes closed. NO PEEKING!
Yeesh....OK.
2 minutes later...
Rosita:All right Kath!Open your eyes.
I look and there's a tray on my lap with a chocolate croissant,sweetened iced tea and a bud vase filled with violets! Also an envelope
WOW! What's all this for?
Rosita:Open the envelope.
*I open the envelope & it says*
Prairie DawnRosita & Gaffer declare today Kathy's Day! We will give her breakfast in bed,then take her to Hensonville for a day of shopping & whatever else she wants to do!
We love ya!
P.D.,R & *a pawprint*
You girls are too much! C'mere & let me give you a hug!(((((hugging Prairie,Rosita & scooping up Gaffer into the hug))))
Gafferurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Thanks for the doing the sponsors last night.
Rubber Duckie: *Squeak squeak*
Ernie: He says, "You're welcome."
Bert: Bernice helped too!
Ernie: *Snickers*
Bry: And thank you to Bernice.
Telly: (eating his cereal)
Bry: Hurry, Telly. You don't want to miss your Triangle Lovers Club.
Telly: Oh, that's for sure. Thanks for watching the clock for me.
Ernie: It's a lovely day. Hey, Bert, what do ya say we go outside and do something fun?
Bert: Okay, Ernie. Let me get my shoes on.
Bry: I'll see you guys later. Gotta get to Hoopers.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Aye carumba...El tarea de espanol es muy mal...Que molestia...
Gonzo: What was that?
Me: Oh nothing...Just trying to do this Spanish homework and finish my chemistry...Hey, do you know how many protons there are in Ce?
Gonzo: 58.
Me: ...How do you know that?
Gonzo: It's a weirdo thing.

 

[The Count]

Well... First problem is that it should be "la" tarea, seeing as how "tarea" (assignment) is a noun that demands a female concording article.
Hope that helps Prawny... Gonna be busy reading through all the posts and fanfics, just hope it's more chapters than reviews.

 

[Erine81981]

Guys I order some pizza!

Cookie M: Cookie pizza too?

No. Sorry Cookie Monster. I order just regaler.

Cookie M: Me never get pizza me like.

Grover: Cookie Monster? You seem to forget that you eat all the cookies that Kyle lets you have.

Cookie M: But me wanted cookie pizza.

I got your other favorite.

Cookie M: Me not care. *sits with hand on chin*

(whispers to Maurice) I got the pan pizza of the century.

Maurice: You did!? Oh my gosh!

Cookie M: *purks up*

Grover: No! You could not have!

Herry: For real?

Yep!

Herry: WOW!

Cookie M: *waves his hand like "who cares" and sits back down*

*sees Cookie Monster not interested* Oh well. I guess he doesn't care.

Cookie M: Ooooh me need to know what Kyle got! But me not want them to know me interested. Me in a bind. Me got to find out.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Oh Goooooooonzo!
Gonzo: Hark! Is that the commentary call of the Prawn done with his homework?
Me: Yup! Let's go!
Gonzo: Whoopie!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(Nora is bundled up against the pillows, looking generally sulky and stopped up)
Storyteller: (enters with a bowl and spoon) All right, here you go. One bowl of radish and potato soup with rosemary on top. Best thing in the world for what you've got.
Nora: (sniffle) Thanks. (starts slurping up soup) So where's Erin?
Storyteller: Out coping with assorted job and school-related stresses.
(door creaks open)
MN: What a day...
Storyteller: There's soup on the stove.
MN: Thank you...Nora, I've got a get well card for you from Mrs. F., and another one from your brother and sisters. (tosses cards to Nora)
Nora: Ahhh! Be careful with that one from Heather and the twins, it could be rigged. (rips open one; it explodes in a flash of blue flames) See?
MN: Obviously they've been taking lessons from Don Sahlin. (goes to kitchen, gets bowl of soup) Oh, and I swung by the Henson offices downtown...and it looks like you're not the only one laid up with a cold. (starts spooning up soup) You see, Linda Lavin was there last week for a show, and she had a cold...and now Richard and Kathy have it...and Dave and Jerry didn't look so great either.
Storyteller: Oooh...I'll save some soup for them. (runs off to kitchen)
MN: (laughs softly) I know; I stopped by to visit them at their homes. They're all sicker than I don't know what.
Nora: Must be an epidemic...(flumps back onto pillows)
Storyteller: (returns with four glass jars full of soup) Do you think you can run these off for Kathy and the boys?
MN: Sure. Just let me finish first.

 

[BEAR]

Bert: (on the computer) Oh this is just awful...
Ernie: What's wrong, Bert?
Bert: Oh, it's all these people that are buying the new TMX for regular price and then trying to resell it for profit of up to a thousand dollars. Then when all the retail stores sell out, parents have to turn to online sources to buy the toy for their kids. But the costs are so expensive that no one can afford it. It's just not right.
Bry: Yeah, Bert, I was looking at that too. It's been upsetting me all day actually.
Ernie: Atleast we get the real deal just down the hall for free! Khekhekhe!
Bry: Haha, that's true, Ernie. I just can't believe people could act so selfish and greedy though at the expense of the children.
Ernie: This is terrible! (on the verge of dramatic tears) Those poor kids! (starts to shake Bert) We can't let this happen, Bert!
Bert: Well, there's really not much we can do about it.
Ernie: Of course there is! We can get the whole gang together and fight this. We need to save Elmo! (Sticks head out the door to the hallway) Who's with me?! Who's going to help save our little red buddy?!

 

[Java]

<Melissa gets up from computer and walks over to stare at table top for awhile>

<Whispers come from underneath the loft bed>
The Storyteller's Dog: What is she doing?
Sprocket: <shrugs> ruff, ruff
The Storyteller's Dog: She's been at this a long time.
Sprocket: uhh, huhh
The Storyteller's Dog: Where is she getting this energy from?
Sprocket: <shrugs>

<Melissa walks from the table back the the computer where only the sound of the mouse is heard for awhile>

<Whispers continue>
Sprocket: Arr, roo, ruff woof woof.
The Storyteller's Dog: She didn't listen to us earlier.
Sprocket: <Points to door> Woof woof ruff roo.
The Storyteller's Dog: Your right, we should try to enlist some help. Get her to calm down and rest. She still has to go back to that demanding job of hers on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

<Melissa jumps back up and stares at table again.>

The Storyteller's Dog: But maybe we should try an intervention first?

<Sprocket nods and the two dogs walk up and put their front paws on the table.>

Sprocket:<Whispering to The Storyteller's dog> Arrgh ruff.
The Storyteller's Dog: I don't see anything exciting up here either. Just different shades on pieces of paper.
Melissa: For your information these are paint chips.
Sprocket: Ruff aroo, ruff arrgh.
Melissa: I'm also trying to catch up on all the posts that I missed over at MC. As well as start preliminary work on my next chapter so that I don't leave Gonzo and Camilla in a lurch forever.
The Storyteller's Dog: Will you ever stop doing everything at once?
Melissa: No. Will you ever decide what name you want to go by?
The Storyteller's Dog: Let me get back to you on that...

<Melissa goes back to bouncing between the computer and looking at paint chips on the table.>