Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Hoots: Hehehe! Well, that's one thing you can get for free around here, Ryan...music! And I got the whole band together. Any requests?

 

[Leyla]

<peeks up at the rocking rooftop>

<tiptoes around the building>

I'm not here, I'm not here.

Gonzo! Where did you put my cello?!

No, no, keep playing... I'll get him later.

<slinks off again>

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *blink* Was that...No, couldn't've been...

Gonzo: Leyla get back here with my cello!!

Me: Good grief...Hey Hoots, how 'bout some cool Sesame jams, we can dance to about anything.

 

[The Count]

Hello... Here's an update from your dorms management team.

*Points go to Leyla, that's the kind of indirect interaction with someone else's roomies we applaud here.

Ahem, need to speak with the following people in the new private office in the basement across from that floor's common room.
1 Catherine and Kyle, do you both wish to have Room #20? Please contact me to get this sorted.
Will wait until getting that ironed out to go over your roommate choices.
2 Layla, if Catherine does get Room #20 the ones around her currently still available are: #15, 16, 17, 18, 21, and/or 22.
Please tell me which one you'd want, we can go over that after Catherine's has been settled.
Will wait till then to go over your roommate choices.
3 Christy, need to speak with you about your roommate choices.
4 Melissa (Java), are you sure you want Room #59? It'd be all the way up on the fourth floor and you'd be all alone up there. Maybe it'd be better if you choose something from 1 to 44, so you're closer to others and can integrate into the dorms' gang better. Your call though.
5 Lisa, is the E-mail address you gave me correct? Because I keep getting them bounced with a "Mail Failure Delivery Notice" when I send you messages through the forum's mailer to that same address.

The other item on the agenda is roommate birthdays.
Seems some of you had a bit of a hard time finding your friends' dates of birth. This bit of advice goes out to the following peopl.
Sara, Beth, Kim, Christy, Melissa (Java), Kate, Ryan, Ally, Lisa, Kathy, and Layla.
B-Days for your roommates can be either the airdate of the first episode where said character appeared for the first time, or the same birthday as the Muppeteer who performs said character.
Here's the list of whose B-Days are still missing:
Scooter, Red Fraggle (unless the one submitted will stick), Betty Lou, Sprocket, Gobo, Wembley, Lou Fraggle, Gonzo, Camilla, Clifford, Uncle Deadly, Emmett Otter, Robin, Rowlf, Swedish Chef, and Gaffer.
This also applies to Layla's roomies, waiting to go over that with her shortly.
Ryan, you might want to talk to Sara to get Uncle D's deathday as well.
Christy, need your B-Day and your roomies, after we talk about that of course.

OK, that's all for announcements. Hope the people mentioned above contact me to get everything sorted soon, and I'm rully hoping to get you guys and gals moved in by tomorrow.
So, good night, talk to you later.

 

[BEAR]

Hoots: Alright! This one goes out to the Number and Letter of the Day. You may have heard this one before but we're gonna jazz it up a bit. Hit it!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Ten tiny turtles on the telephone
Talking to the grocery man

"We would like some lettuce,
Please send us ten heads please,
And ten sweet potatoes
And ten rutabagas with the dimples on their knees.

And send us 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Artichokes
Ten eggplants over easy
That's one of our little jokes ( ha ha ha )
Ten leafy, leafy collard greens
And please make sure they're washed!
Light up our eyes
Brighten our lives
With ten banana squash.

We'll need ten cans of black-eyed peas
They give you good strong muscles
Ten of those tasty sprouts
The ones that they call brussels
We'd also like ten mangos
They're the favorite of our sister Gert
And one last thing
Please do include ten apples for dessert!

10! "

That makes the Number of the Day 10, and the Letter of the Day is the letter T, for ten tiny turtles on the telephone. *ring ring* I'll get it!

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: That's ten, almost ten hours I could've spent studying for Chemistry!! Ah ah ah! *studies at 11 pm* *UGH*

Camilla: Bawk bawk bagawk!

Me: Don't rub it in McNuggets...

Gonzo: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!

Me: Oh good grief...There goes my GPA...*grabs pit helmet*

 

[BEAR]

Hoots: Hey, Ed. I believe Betty Lou's birthday is October 24th. Hope that helps.

 

[theprawncracker]

Hoots: Hey, Ed. I believe Betty Lou's birthday is October 24th. Hope that helps.

Me: Hey! Betty Lou's b-day is the day after mine! Cool! *plans a double party*

 

[Erine81981]

Getting off the bus at the bus stop

What a days of work that was. Hey Oscar! Hey Slimley. *pets him*

Oscar: What are you doing here?

I'm staying at the hotel around the corner. I'm waiting for the dorms to reopen.

Oscar: I hope they never open. Heh heh heh heh.....

Oscar! Be nice. Now just to let you know I'm letting you be my roomie.

Oscar: What? You?

Yes me.

Oscar: *groans* SCRAM! I'm trying to read my worm a trash story.

I want to stay for the story. Can I?

Oscar: What do you say Slimey?

Slimey: Yeah! Read! Read!

Oscar: Since Slimey likes you. You can stay for the story but after that. GET LOST!

Yes Mr. Grouch. *slutes Oscar*

 

[Katzi428]

Me: *studying for chemistry*

Gonzo: Ooh! Chemistry! Neat! Have you blown anything up yet??

Me: No, not yet, and right about now the only thing that's about to blow is my brain from all this stuff I have to study. *mutters*

Gonzo: Well that's still cool!

Me: *shakes head and returns to chemistry*

*cough...cough...gagging & holding my nose*Uggghhh Ryan! What in the name of all that is holy are you doing?? It smells awful! Makes Oscar's can smell like a fresh garden of roses!