Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Bry: Well, it looks like everything is good and safe.
Telly: Yeah, for now.
Bry: Oh, Telly. You worry so much.
Rosita: Well, I think you did a great job reporting, Telly.
Telly: Thanks, Rosita.
Big Bird: Yeah, you helped catch the bad guy.
Bry: Well, that's enough excitement for one day. I think it's time we all went to bed.
*knock knock knock*
Telly: (opens the door and finds the "D" and "11" there) Oh, it's you.
Letter D: Don't mean to disturb, but to you know where we could catch a good late night movie?
Telly: Well, there's a movie theater downtown. What did you want to see?
Number 11: I was thinking of "Ocean's 11".
Letter D: Really? I'm more in the mood for something like "De-Lovely".
Telly: Well, whatever you decide, there are plenty of options there.
Number 11: Thanks. By the way, great newscast!
Telly: Thank you. Good night!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (jumps out of bed) Oh that does it!!! Hoots, man your ground. I'll be back!

 

[Beauregard]

Following a post that may be deleted, in case future readers are confused...

Bo: What the...
Beau: ...exactly...
Bobo: *finds pitch forks and a slice of bread*
Beau: *armed with mop and bucket*
Bo: *finds buckets of paint*

 

[BEAR]

Following a post that may be deleted, in case future readers are confused...

Bo: What the...
Beau: ...exactly...
Bobo: *finds pitch forks and a slice of bread*
Beau: *armed with mop and bucket*
Bo: *finds buckets of paint*

Hey, Beau. I'm on guard with ya!

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Ahh! Bry! Good to see you! Quick, join me in my room, we'll barracade the door with mops. And the rest of the dormies can join us by coming through the window...
Beau: Right.
Bobo: Pickle? *offers Bry a pickle*

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *slides a panel of the door down* Good morning honey. *tosses stales bagels out the panel*
Beau: *giggles uncontrolably*
Bobo: Hey! Those were my bagels!
Bo: You may go and get them?
Bobo: Er...no THANKS.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Thanks, Beau. Oh, but what about my roomies? They're still upstairs. Maybe I should go get them. I've got 8 Muppets up there.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *opens fridge and gets out bottles of soda*
Beau: *open panel* Kisses!
Bobo: *takes soda and drinks it*
Bo: Eight Roomie? Alright...here's the plan, Beau and I will wrench open the door and run down the hall, hopefully he'll follow us, and you can run upstairs and get your roomies. Beau and I will circle back and meet you here. The password is: MC Rulz

 

[BEAR]

Bo: Eight Roomie?

Bry: Yeah, well...Peter's roomies, Elmo, Zoe and Little Bird are staying with us for the weekend. Okay, I'll run up and get everyone.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Right.
Beau: Ri-ght.
Bobo: Shall we? *slams the door open*
Bo: *in pit helmet* ALRIGHT!!! *runs out the door screaming and waving arms and runs down the hallway*
Beau: *stays in room and watches*
Bobo: Crazy roomie I have...