Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Grover: *sneezes*

Cookie M: Bless you.

Grover: Thank you Cookie Monster.

Herry: *sneezes too*

Cookie M: Bless you too.

Herry: Thank you Cookie Monster.

Cookie M: *sneezes*

Grover & Herry: Bless you Cookie Monster.

(some music starts playing)

Me: We breathing fresh air
but when dust everywhere
We Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
Sniff the flowers and trees
But catch cold and we sneeze
Just Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
Imagine how easy if life weren't sneezey
Each nose would be thrilled through and through
But what can you do with a cold or a flu
Juuuuust Achoo! Achoo! Achooooo!

(Grover, Cookie Monster and Herry all join in)

Grover, Cookie and Herry: We sniff a red rose
but just tickle our nose and....
Grover: Achoo!
Cookie M: Achoo!
Herry: Achoo!
Grover, Cookie and Herry: Smell each bud in the lane
But catch cold in the rain and...
Grover: Achoo!
Cookie M: Achoo!
Herry: Achoo!

Me: Just breathing and sniffing with not handkerchiefing (Monsters: *harmonizing*)
Would thrill any nose though and through (Grover, Cookie and Herry: Through and through)
Me: But what can you do with a cold or a flu just
(all of us sneezing together)
Me: Ah..ah...ah...ah.....Ahcooooooooooooo!! Achoo! Ahcoo! Achoo! (I sneezes all three monsters away with three sneezes) Achoo!

(music ends)

 

[Katzi428]

Grover: *sneezes*

Cookie M: Bless you.

Grover: Thank you Cookie Monster.

Herry: *sneezes too*

Cookie M: Bless you too.

Herry: Thank you Cookie Monster.

Cookie M: *sneezes*

Grover & Herry: Bless you Cookie Monster.

(some music starts playing)

Me: We breathing fresh air
but when dust everywhere
We Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
Sniff the flowers and trees
But catch cold and we sneeze
Just Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
Imagine how easy if life weren't sneezey
Each nose would be thrilled through and through
But what can you do with a cold or a flu
Juuuuust Achoo! Achoo! Achooooo!

(Grover, Cookie Monster and Herry all join in)

Grover, Cookie and Herry: We sniff a red rose
but just tickle our nose and....
Grover: Achoo!
Cookie M: Achoo!
Herry: Achoo!
Grover, Cookie and Herry: Smell each bud in the lane
But catch cold in the rain and...
Grover: Achoo!
Cookie M: Achoo!
Herry: Achoo!

Me: Just breathing and sniffing with not handkerchiefing (Monsters: *harmonizing*)
Would thrill any nose though and through (Grover, Cookie and Herry: Through and through)
Me: But what can you do with a cold or a flu just
(all of us sneezing together)
Me: Ah..ah...ah...ah.....Ahcooooooooooooo!! Achoo! Ahcoo! Achoo! (I sneezes all three monsters away with three sneezes) Achoo!

(music ends)

*all 3 monsters come flying into our room and Grover drops onto my lap*
* laughing* Uh hi guys!Drop in anytime Grover! *planting a kiss on Grover's furry head* You poor things.*helping Grover stand up*
Prairie: Hopefully you 3 aren't very sick! Here's some juice.*Prairie gives them a carton* some tissues*Prairie gives them a BIG box of tissues.* Share with Kyle,OK?
And finally Vitamin C tablets!

 

[BEAR]

Rosita: How is everyone enjoying their tacos?
Zoe: I like it!
Elmo: Very tasty, Rosita!
Rosita: Gracias!
Big Bird: Is Telly back yet?
Hoots: No, he's probably still tracking that story.
Bry: Funny...whoever this felon is, I haven't seen him cause any problems around the dorm house.
Telly: (runs in) Not lately, anyway.
Snuffy: What do you mean?
Telly: Well, he is very familiar to the dorms, we just haven't seen him here for a while. This guy's been causing trouble in other parts of town.
Big Bird: Well, who is it?
Telly: A guy by the name "Super Muppet". Ever heard of him?
Zoe: He sounds like a super hero.
Elmo: Yeah, does Super Muppet know Super Grover?
Telly: He's no super hero, Zoe. Don't let the alias fool you.
Elmo: Huh?
Telly: This guy has destructive intentions. But don't worry. Super Grover will be put on the case and we'll get this guy canned for good!! Ha ha ha!!!!...So, what's for dinner??

 

[Erine81981]

*all 3 monsters come flying into our room and Grover drops onto my lap*
* laughing* Uh hi guys!Drop in anytime Grover! *planting a kiss on Grover's furry head* You poor things.*helping Grover stand up*
Prairie: Hopefully you 3 aren't very sick! Here's some juice.*Prairie gives them a carton* some tissues*Prairie gives them a BIG box of tissues.* Share with Kyle,OK?
And finally Vitamin C tablets!

Grover: We not sick. Thanks aways Prairie.

Herry: We just haven't cleaned all that dust.

Cookie M: Oooooo cookies! *grabs carton of juice and eats it*

Grover: That is not a cookie. Come on. *sees a letter "S" and "G" in the sky from Kathy window* Oops! See you guys later! *runs off*

Herry: Where's Grover going?

Cookie M: Me not know.

 

[Erine81981]

In Bryan's room.......

All of a sudden a voice can be heard from Bryan's room

Announcer: Flying high in the sky who could it be? A bird? A plane? Or something else? Why who could it be other then that blue furry ball of fire! Super Grover!

Super Grover: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *CRASH!* *fall through the wall of the outside of Bryan's drom room* It is I, Suuuuuper Grover! Here to save the day. I heard my name of superness and also saw the letters to my name outside in the sky. What is it you need?

 

[Erine81981]

In Bryan's room.......

All of a sudden a voice can be heard from Bryan's room

Announcer: Flying high in the sky who could it be? A bird? A plane? Or something else? Why who could it be other then that blue furry ball of fire! Super Grover!

Super Grover: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *CRASH!* *fall through the wall of the of Bryan's drom room* It is I, Suuuuuper Grover! Here to save the day. I heard my name of superness and also saw the letters to my name outside in the sky. What is it you need?

 

[BEAR]

Elmo: Look it's Super Grover! Yaaay!!!
Zoe: Hi, Super Grover!
(a camera crew comes in)
Telly: (holding microphone) This is Telly Monster, your Monster-On-the-Spot once again, and I am here with that furry blue savior himself. Super Grover, I am so glad you are here. Umm...just look into the camera right there. We need your help! We need you to save Hensonville from this evil darklord known as Super Muppet. His name suggest hero, but his motives suggest terror in the face of Muppet Central and he must be stopped! Will you help us!!!???

 

[The Count]

*Walks by Bry's room, hands Telly a note.
Regarding the case of supermuppet...

Approach with extreme caution.
If possible, avoid at all costs.
This person has many aliases, including his newest one, blankuser.
If you spot this person, please report him to the proper authorities... Namely, Officer Fozzie Bear. And hopefully Dean/Mayor Chapman will have an update on this case later in the week.
That is all. Oh, and this note has been brought to you by the fine folks at Sesame Street News Flash.

 

[BEAR]

*Walks by Bry's room, hands Telly a note.
Regarding the case of supermuppet...

Approach with extreme caution.
If possible, avoid at all costs.
This person has many aliases, including his newest one, blankuser.
If you spot this person, please report him to the proper authorities... Namely, Officer Fozzie Bear. And hopefully Dean/Mayor Chapman will have an update on this case later in the week.
That is all. Oh, and this note has been brought to you by the fine folks at Sesame Street News Flash.

Telly: Thank you, sir. Well, you heard it here first, folks. Everyone, go about your normal lives. We will inform you, the viewers, of any possible updates to follow. And now back to your regularly scheduled program. (off-air) Okay, crew, you can all go home now!
Bry: And Super Grover, where should I send the bill for the broken wall? I swear, between you and Gonzo...
Oscar: It's not my birthday, but all day I've been in Grouch heaven!

 

[The Count]

Wait!! There's been a brake in the case!
We take you now live to Muppet News!

*Reporter on the street: Yes, Officer Fozzie Bear has just apprehended the criminal known as blankuser and has given him the boot from Hensonville... Oh, and the boot says it's sad to be leaving town.
*Reporter aside: Don't worry boot, we're not really going to let him take you... Oh sorry, yes, it appears this story has a happy ending for now. But Officer Fozzie Bear has given us a warning to be mindful of folks we might see here in town fitting this jerk's descript under another alias. *Points/jerks in blankuser's direction.
*Reporter: Thank you for tuning in at this late hour, we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Me: My, guess even Hensonville isn't that safe from strange people in our neighborhood.