Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Well... Things are looking up a little. My brother said he could take me after all, gotta get bathed and dressed to leave soon.
Look after things here at the dorms please Count.
Count: You count on me my friend.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Well, only three more days.
Gillis: Until what?
Boober: A doctor's appointment?
Tosh: Somebody's birthday?
Betty Lou: Feezil Day?
Beast: (questioning growl)
Kim: No, no, no and no.
Gillis: Then what?
Kim: Three more days until my brother goes off to college and I get to be an only child again.
Everyone: Oh.
Kim: It also means that I'm going to be housesitting while my mom and brother are in Chicago overnight. You guys interested in tagging along?
Tosh: Yeah!
Betty Lou: A sleepover; great!
Gillis: Of course!
Boober: *sighs*...sure, why not?
Kim: That's the spirit, Boober.

-Kim

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Zzzzzzzz...*snort*....Zzz...(jumps up startled by someone in his face)Whoa!!
Elmo: Oh good, you're up! Yay!!!
Bry: Elmo, Zoe? What are you doing?
Zoe: Watching you sleep. Did you know that when you snore your nostrils go in and out?
Bry: (covering nose) They do not! And I don't snore!
Telly: Someone's grouchy.
Oscar: (pops up) Hey, I should hang out around here more! Hehehe!
Bry: I'm sorry, I just didn't expect you guys to be here yet. When did you come?
Zoe: Around six.
Bry: Six?! Why didn't you tell me?
Elmo: Well, Elmo and Zoe didn't want to wake Bryan up.
Bry: Well, that was very kind of you. How could you kids be up so early?
Elmo: We're kids, and that's when all the good cartoons come on!
Bry: Where are Big Bird and Snuffy?
Rosita: They went outside with Little Bird.
Bry: Oh okay.
Zoe: So, what's for lunch?
Bry: Lunch? More like breakfast for me. I'll see what I can fix up...Rosita, you wanna call in the others for lunch?
Rosita: Okie dokie!

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *has fingers in ears* *shouting* HEY CLIFF, WHERE'D YA GO??

Cliff: WHAT?!

Me: I SAID, WHERE ARE YOU! BUT I CAN SEE YOU NOW!

Cliff: WHAT?!

Me: OH NEVERMIND! LISA STOP SQUEALING OVER MY LAST CHAPTER!!!

Cliff: WHAT?!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <Is squealing over Prawnie's last chapter>

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (looks out into the hallway) What's with all the yelling?!
Oscar: (pokes head out with me) Boy, this day just keeps getting better and better!

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *wipes brow* Phew...The squealing's over...

UD: Hey Ryan, just dropped by the reading library and Beau's reading your story!

Me: Oh great...*plugs ears again*

 

[Muppet Matt]

Matt: *Calls up Prawnie* Hi! Could my roomies and I take you out to Everybody Eats for dinner? It'll get you away from all the yelling. Just come on over and we'll go get something, bring your roomies too! Bye! *Hangs up*

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *calls back Matt* Sure Matt, let's just go before Beau finishes reading! I'll be down soon! *hangs up* Hey guys, Matt wants to take us out to eat with the Dr. Teeth, Lips and Animal, let's go!

Gonzo: Yay! Let's go!

Camilla: Bawk byuck bawk bagawk!

Clifford: No, none of us'll order chicken.

UD: That sure is nice of Matt, Ryan.

Cantus: And I'll get a chance to play with some fellow musicians.

 

[Muppet Matt]

Matt: *On the phone with Prawnie* Ok! See you in a flash!
Dr. Teeth: We're all ready!
Lips: Lets role!
Animal: ROLE!!!!!!! ROLE!!!!!
Matt: Ok! Let's go wait for them!