Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Walks out on the back porch of the dorms

Hey there everybodieeeee!!! I'm home from work. Hey Ed. Big Bird! Telly! Rostia your looking pretty tonight. Whats up Count! High four! *slaps a high four to the Count* *grabs a plate and picks out some food*

Grover: Hey there Kyle. Glad to see you home. How was work?

Hot as usual. How about you?

Grover: I served Ed and the Count some meat for the cookout.

I thought I remember seeing their car outside. Herry my monster. High five!

Herry: Hey there Kyle. You liking the food?

*eatting* *thumbs up* *glup* Good! Where's Cookie Monster?

Herry: He's out in the pool. Want to join me?

I will when I get finished eatting. Great bat bugers Ed! *eatting more*

Herry: Come on Grover.

Grover: Last one there is a rotton monster! *runs off*

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Hey, Kyle! Glad you could make it.
Rosita: Help yourself to the food. There's plenty left.
Snuffy: Let's dance! Do-hoho!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Bill: Hey Hey Hey! We're here. I'm Bill and bubbles come out of my head.
Martin: And I'm Martin. Bubbles come out of my simple bubble wand. Sorry I've been so un-sociable lately everybody but I want to start changing that today please.
Bill: We brought some pork and beef sausages and some chicken patties to contribute. Now now don't worry. They only came from ordinary pigs, cows and chickens. Not from the muppet variety.
Martin: And please allow us to entertain you all in our usual way.

(they blow great big bubbles all around while they perform a remarkable sort of soft-shoe dance step together)

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Mmmm...everything is delicious!!
It sure is!I hope everyone is enjoying thev tuna macaroni salad & the devilled eggs. I just hope I didn't put too much dry mustard in the devilled eggs.
Prairie:You didn't.
How do you know?
Prairie:Well...I...er...took one & ate it.
*laughing a bit* You're a piece of work,Prairie.

 

[The Count]

Aw come on Kath... You know the chef's allowed to taste a little bit of their work.
Hey Martin and Bill... Glad you could make it.
Maybe if more show up later, we can get the music going.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey everyone we're here!
Red: Sorry we're late!
Mokey: We've got some Doozerstick Pie and Taco Dip and chips!
Cantus: And I'm ready to play some music
All: LET'S PARTY!

 

[BEAR]

Telly: (Waking up) What's that noise?
Bry: Huh?
Big Bird: There are people outside.
Bry: I guess the barbecue is still going on.
Telly: You told us to go to bed.
Bry: Well, I didn't realize it would be happening all weekend. I figured the party would be ending at some point last night.
Rosita: Sleep is good for you, but I would love to go back outside for some barbecued breakfast.
Bry: Okay, let me change my clothes.
All: Horray!
Big Bird: I'll go get Snuffy.

 

[The Count]

Heck no, it's still going strong buddy. Gotta get all the stragglers in you know.
*Finishing off a couple of spare ribs, chugging a bit of tea, and wiping my hands and mouth.

Well, lots of friends here at the cookout... Maybe we can get a little "a la mode" music over there on the piano from ol' Brown Ears?
*Piano tinkling starts as the song begins...

Me: Long long time ago...
I can still remember how the Muppets
Used to make me smile.
Cantus: And I know if I had the chance.
I could make those silly creatures dance...
Fozzie: And maybe they'd be happy for a while.

Uncle Deadly: Chilling May made me shiver.
With every paper I'd deliver.
Count: Bad news on the doorstep.
I couldn't take 1-2-3 more steps.

Country Trio:
Jerry: I can't remember if I cried.
FrankWhen I read the news 'bout his widowed bride.
Jim: But something touched me deep inside...
All: The day the Muppeteer died.

Me: So bye, bye, Miss American Pie.
Drove my chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry.
Them good ol' boys drinkin' whiskey and rye...
Singing this'll be the day that I die...
This'll be the day that I die.


*Music starts rolling now.
Beth: Now did you write the Book of Love.
Martin: And do you have faith in God above?
If the Bible tells you so?

Dr. Teeth: And do you have faith in rock & roll?
Lips: And can music save your mortal soul?
Ally: And can you teach me to dance real slooooow?

Prairie and Betty Lou: Well, I know you're in love with him.
Cause we saw you go in with Jim.
You both took off your shoes.
Clifford: Man, I dig those rhythm and blues!

Kyle: I was a lonely teenage broken buck.
Sara: With a pink carnation and a pick up truck.
Me: But I knew I was out of luck.
The day the Muppeteer died.

All: So bye, bye, Miss American Pie.
Drove my chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry.
Them good ol' boys drinkin' whiskey and rye...
Singing this'll be the day that I die...
This'll be the day that I die.


Kim: Now for ten and six years we've been on our own.
Boober: And moss grows fat on a rollie stone.
But that's not the way things used to be.

Ernie: And the jester sang for the king and queen.
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean.
Bert: And a voice that came from you and meee...

Grover: And while the king was looking down.
Telly: The jester stole his thorny crown.
Kate: The courtroom was adjourned.
No verdict was returned.

Robin: And while Lisa read from her book of marks.
Sweetums: The whole troop practiced in the dark.
Diana: And we sang dirges in the dark.
The day the Muppeteer died.

All: So bye, bye, Miss American Pie.
Drove my chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry.
Them good ol' boys drinkin' whiskey and rye...
Singing this'll be the day that I die...
This'll be the day that I die.


Nicole: Helter-skelter in summer's swelter...
Janice: Like the Birds flew up in a fall-out shelter.
Gonzo: Eight miles high and falling faaaaaast! Whoopie!

Rowlf: It landed there on the grass.
Where the players tried for a forward pass.
Floyd: But the jester on the sidelines was a gas.

Big Bird: At halftime there came some sweet perfume.
Hoots: The sergeants played a marching tune.
Bryan: We all got up to dance.
Ah, but we never got the chance.

Miss Piggy: The actors tried to take the field.
But the stupid musicians refused to yield.
Catherine: Now do you recall what was the deal.
The day the Muppeteer died.

All: So bye, bye, Miss American Pie.
Drove my chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry.
Them good ol' boys drinkin' whiskey and rye...
Singing this'll be the day that I die...
This'll be the day that I die.


Gillis: Now we were all gathered in one place.
Kathy: A generation lost in space.
Tosh: And never to come back this way again.

Elmo and Zoe: So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack Flash sat on that candlestick.
Peter: Cause fire is the devil's only friend.

Scooter: And as I watched him on that stage.
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
Oscar: No angel born in heck.
Can save us from this awful wreck.

Gerald: The flames shot high into the night.
Rizzo: The moonlit sacrificial right.
Pepe: I heard Sayten laffing with delite hokay?
De day de Muppeteer died.

All: So bye, bye, Miss American Pie.
Drove my chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry.
Them good ol' boys drinkin' whiskey and rye...
Singing this'll be the day that I die...
This'll be the day that I die.


*Music softens back to a tinkling melody.
Me: I saw a girl who was playing the blues.
So I asked her for some happy news.
Lisa: But she just smiled and turned away.

Cookie: So me went back to that sacred store.
Where me hear music and eat cookies so long ago.
Little Bird: But the men there said the music wouldn't play.

Rosita: At Sesame Street the children cried.
Mokey: The lovers screamed and the poets died.
Snuffy: But not a word was spoken.
Herry: The churchbells all were broken.

Kermit: And the man I admire most.
Caught the last train for the coast.
The father of this froggy host.
Me: The day the Muppeteer died.

Me, quietly: So bye, bye, Miss American Pie.
Drove my chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry.
Them good ol' boys drinkin' whiskey and rye...
Singing this'll be the day that I die...
This'll be the day that I die.


All, in a sad yet happy slow tone: So bye, bye, Miss American Pie.
Drove my chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry.
Them good ol' boys drinkin' whiskey and rye...
Singing this'll be the day that I die.
*Music ends.

 

[BEAR]

(All nodding heads that special Muppety way as the song ends)

 

[RedDragon]

Lisa! Its our anthem!......sort of...

<walks off singing>

Bye, bye, Miss America Pie...