Lisa: <bursts into room 24> YES!
Gonzo: NO!
Lisa: YES!
Gonzo: NO!
Lisa: YES!
Gonzo: NO!
Lisa: WHAT ARE WE ARGUING ABOUT?
Gonzo: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Lisa: ME EITHER! YES! <collapses>
Rowlf: I take it opening night went well, then?
Lisa: .................
Clifford: .....Uh- Oh....
Rowlf: Somebody get some water!
Chef: Ouh, zee spleeshy-spleshy vekey-veter drups- <dumps bucket of water on Lisa>
Rowlf: I meant water for me to drink, but that works too.
Lisa: BLA-ZAAA, Vabadoo BA BAAAAA! <Laughs>
Gonzo: I know exactly what you mean.
Clifford: Man, don't tell me we've got another non-sense language to learn-
Lisa: I LOVE it when it's opening night and the play goes GREAT!
Rowlf: So it went off flawless?
Lisa: OF COURSE NOT! What planet do you think this is? Don't answer that. We completely screwed up the lines at the end, TOTALLY missed the murderer's confession, but we COVERED! And it worked! And I have NO idea if anything else went wrong, except that the knife hit the microphone, and other than that I have NO recollection of just about anything.
Rowlf: Good feeling, isn't it.
Lisa: It's fan-tas-tic. And please remind me to have a full dinner before I go tomorrow night, because doing all those crazy... whatever the heck it is I'm doing up there in all black and a turtleneck under those lights on an empty stomach- yeah, I'm not supposed to actually lose my balance on stage. Oh, and remind me to bring a water bottle, too.
Gonzo: With water in it?
Lisa: Nah, empty. That way I can defeat the whole purpose of having it.
Gonzo: Okay.
Lisa: It's just that, y'know, Dolores is the one who's supposed to do all the fainting, I wouldn't want to risk stealing the spotlight from her. I wonder what her real name is. I just know her character name... I wonder how many times she faints... I meant to count tonight... You guys are coming to one of the shows, right?
Rowlf: How many more are there?
Lisa: Tomorrow night and Saturday night. Seven o'clock. Please say you'll come?
Rowlf: Well...
Lisa: The audience gets to participate! Uh- You get to vote!
Clifford: Uh...
Lisa: And you can try to guess who the murderer is, and if you're right, you get a free t-shirt!
Gonzo: Um...
Lisa: And- and there's one part where you get to ask the characters questions!
Chef: Vell uhm, <clears throat>....
Lisa: ...Oh... Well... I just, you know, thought... maybe... you'd be interested... in the... end of the play... You know... when we serve the audience cake.
Rowlf, Clifford, Gonzo, and Chef: WE'LL COME!