Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Rosita: It's so quiet around here.
Bry: Eh, it's Sunday.
Big Bird: Hey, Snuffy, let's go find some fraggles to play with.
Snuffy: Uhh...okay, Bird.

 

[tvlistingman]

ELMO: I have my fish food with me

PETER: Oh Good

ZOE: I had fun with Bryan and my Sesame Street friends

 

[BEAR]

Hoots: (Looking out the window) Who's that little furrball playing with Big Bird and Snuffy?
Rosita: It's a little bunny! Oh, he is so cute!!
Bry: Oh, that looks like Bean Bunny. I guess he just moved in to the dorms.
Telly: I heard he is living with Baba.
Rosita: They sure have a lot of people living in that room.
Bry: You think so? It's pretty crowded in here too.
Telly: Huh?
Rosita: What?
Bry: But it's wonderful! Come here! (grabbing the two monsters for a hug)

 

[BEAR]

Bean Bunny:This is fun Big Bird and Snuffy i hope we can play a lot together.

Big Bird: We'd like that!
Snuffy: Yeah, we aren't friends with many rabbits.
Big Bird: We did know this one. His name was Benny.
Snuffy: (remembering) Oh yeah. He was funny!
Big Bird: He was a bellhop at the Furry Arms Hotel on Sesame Street, but we haven't seen him in a long time.
Snuffy: Hey, Bean! Wanna ride on my back?!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Well everyone, do we have enough room?
Gobo: We sure do! We Fraggles can fit anywhere! *laughs*
Beth: Yeah, I kind of figured
Lou: It was so nice of you to take us in this week! This is so much fun!
Mokey: It is! Speaking of fun, the swim meet was great yesterday Red!
Wembley: Yeah! I don't know how you do it, I would be scared!
Red: Thanks! I love swimming! Everyone did a great job too! I was so proud of Telly and Rosita and little Robin! Gonzo was certainly interesting too.
Beth: Yeah! They all did really great!
Gobo: You were really great too Red.
Red: You think so? Really?
Gobo: Yeah, I think so! You're very talented.
Red *blushing*: Umm...thanks Gobo, that's nice of you to say
Beth: All right, anyone want to play a game?
Wembley: Ooh yeah! Kate taught us some fun card games that you Silly Creatures like
Beth: Sounds good I'll get some cards!

 

[daughterdeadly]

Daughterdeadly: *Rushes back and forth placing snacks and drinks by a bean bag set directly in front of the t.v.* Perfect!

Emmet:Hey Daughterdeadly, what's up? What are you doing?

Daughterdeadly:Oh, well I decided that tonight should be movie night. I mean yesterday I went up to the store and bought a few movies.

Emmet:Oh yeah? Wich ones?

Daughterdeadly: Well I got that movie 'Walk the Line', you know the one about Johnny Cash? And then in the children section I was looking for some Sesame Street videos and I found the first five episodes of the Teddy Ruxpin cartoon series! And uh...plus the last episode of Flavor of Love comes on tonight...and I dont want to miss it...

Emmet:Flavor of Love, what's that?

Daughterdeadly: It's that reality series where Flavor Flave-- actually... nevermind...

Emmet:Uh...allright... want to watch the Teddy Ruxpin tape now?

Daughterdeadly:Yeah sure, fine with me.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Hey, guys! Since it's spring break, I thought we should all go to Disneyland. What do you say?
Telly: Disneyland?! I've never been there!!!
Rosita: Me neither! Oh boy!!
Bry: Well, get packin'. We leave tomorrow morning and will be gone til Wednesday.
Telly: I'll go get Big Bird and Snuffy!
Bry: Snuffy? Hmm...wonder how we're gonna get him on the rides. Ah well! Hopefully someone here at the dorms can take care of the Number and Letters of the Day for the next few days.
Rosita: Hoots, are you coming?
Hoots: No thanks. I've gotta tend to Birdland. I think I'll stick around here and maybe chill down with Ed and the Count.
Bry: If you're sure.

 

[The Count]

*Even louder screams issue forth from Room #1...
UD: Ah, you could wake the dead with that racket... And the dead get pretty cranky when their woken from their gravebeds.
(Bad attempt at a joke).

We Won!!!
Count: That's 4, 4 vonderful victories!
Oh hey Bry, if Hoots wants to chill out down here, that'd be OK. Wonder if he'll mind us staying up late with the baseball though.
Good night everyone.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Martin:Say Bill if you don't mind me asking how do you blow bubbles out of the top of your head?
Bill:Oh it's really simple Martin. You see I had a special operation to install a bubble blower to pop in and out of my head. Cost me 2000 bucks well worth it. Then when I'm ready to perform my act all I have to do is drink a litre or two of bubble bath mixture diluted with water. So I can blow bubbles through my head as long as I have enough mixture inside my system.
Martin: Doesn't it taste yucky?
Bill:Yeah it was pretty foul at first. But I got used to it. You develop a taste for it after a while.
Martin:That's amazing Bill.
Bill:Thank you for your interest Martin. I'm always pleased to tell the story to close intimate friends of mine.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: *checking the weather online* Hmm, interesting.
Boober: What's interesting?
Kim: Oh, I was just checking to see what the weather was like back home. Looks like nothing but thunderstorms. Dog's probably scared out of her mind.
Boober: I don't blame her! All that rumbling and flashing light coming from the sky. And the rain!
Kim: Yeah, well after last summer we need it. Pretty badly, too.
Tosh: Speaking of weather, is it still snowing in California?
Boober: Snowing WHERE?
Betty Lou: ...Isn't that a sign of the end of the world or something?
Kim: California. San Diego, specifically. *checks* No, I don't think so. Looks like it stopped.
Gillis: Wasn't your dad going on a business trip out there this week?
Kim: Yup; he left today and he's going to be gone for two weeks. Of course, I imagine it'll probably be all or mostly melted by the time he gets out there.


-Kim