Hey Martin... Glad to have you here. And, hey its Bill the Bubble Guy. The famed actor from Muppets Tonight.
You want which one? Sure, lemme grab the key and I'll show you to your room.
*Takes key from number 13 on the lobby desk's backwall... OK guys, through here.
*Leads them past two sets of double doors. There's a stairwell to your right if you want to get from floor to floor that way... The real magic's past these doors though.
*All go past another set of doors and end up in the second floor's hallway. See that big room in front? That's the common room. One on each floor, differentiated by the carpeting. Oscar's in the trashcan in the back left corner, and the furnace in the back right corner... Well, that's got a dumbwaiter elevator we use to rully get around here in the dorms.
*All ride inside down one floor. OK... Like I said, the carpeting for the common room's different here, this one's got red radishes I think. We just need to turn to our right... And your room should be... Yes, third door down on our left.
*Hands key to Martin. This floor's bathrooms are next to your room on your left, and Bo with Beauregard and Bobo in Room #14 are diagonally across from yours to the left; while tutter_fan and Bunsen and Beaker in Room #10 are diagonally across to the right. Remember to post a descript of your room layout if you want, according to your tastes and those of your roommate... And remember to send me the design idea for your dorm member robes, one for each member in your party.
Hope you enjoy your stay, and welcome to the MC Dorms.