Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Unless she's been stunned into silence by another bit of Bo's writting. OK Uncle D, you get the defibulator and I'll hook it up to her chair.

Oh, you don't need that Lisa? Well... Um, just give it to the Chef so he can revive his last failed recipe.

Ryan, is it the one "We Know It's Probably Magic"?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan, is it the one "We Know It's Probably Magic"?

Yep, I hope you enjoy it Ed!

UD: Did someone call for the defibrulator?

We don't need it anymore Uncle D.

UD: *sigh*

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Hey, Bryan, are you okay? You seem upset.
Bry: Not upset, Big Bird. Just a little stressed.
Big Bird: Why?
Bry: Well, I am taking this creative writing class and I have to get all of these assignments together to turn in tomorrow. Which is fine, but I lost one of my papers so now I have to re type the whole thing.
Big Bird: Oh.
Bry: I don't mind that so much, but I just wish I had more time.
Big Bird: I'm sorry.
Bry: Yeah, this class is just so exhausting and you know academics are not my greatest area of expertise.
Big Bird: I think you're very smart.
Bry: Thanks, Big Bird, but it isn't about being smart. Its about getting it all done. Boy is it draining. I mean...
(sings)
A college student writes and tests
And hardly does get any rest.
He'll work to get good grades each year,
To help to build a good career.
A student is a person in your neighborhood.
(Big Bird: In your neighborhood)
In your neighborhood.
And I'm stressing out and miss that good ol' childhood.
But I'm doing all I can
For when I grow to be a man,
And I hope to do it with an "A"!

Big Bird: Boy, sounds tough.
Bry: Well, its not all that bad. Its not easy though, it takes a lot of work.
Big Bird: Well, I believe in you.
Bry: Thanks, Big Bird. (hug)

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: *sighs* Remind me again...why did I take this job at the library?

Tosh: Because you love books?

Boober: Because you needed the money to pay off student loans and to save for a future apartment?

Gillis: And to keep from going stir-crazy around the house on the days that you weren't subbing at the school?

Kim: *sighs* Note to self: Never ask Fraggles - or any Muppet for that matter - a rhetorical question.

Gillis: Okay, what went wrong at the library tonight?

Kim: It wasn't at the library, per se. We had that town meeting tonight over the library building across the street from our current location. And the truth about some information that they're being fed by the city just seems to fly right over some people's heads. Makes me want to bash my own head on my desk. Repeatedly.

Boober: I'm not cleaning it up if you do. Do you know how much mess blunt force trauma can cause? All that blood and pieces of bone...ick.

Kim: *blinks* ...you've been watching CSI again, haven't you?

Boober: Just a couple episodes. *shudders* How can Silly Creatures work in some of those conditions?

Kim: If they didn't, crimes wouldn't get solved.

-Kim

 

[Erine81981]

Thanks Ed. I feel a little better.

Grover: I'm glad you do too. When are we going to get that picture?

When it comes halloween. I'm having a painter come and paint ya'll.

Cookie M: Cool. Me want to be yellow.

Herry: No no Cookie Monster. He means we'll pose while the painter paints us on a canvus.

Cookie M: Ohhhh me see. You mean he paint us then hang us on wall?

Nope. Just forget it. When its time we'll have him here to take a picture.

Cookie M: He better not take mine.

Grover: Why not?

Cookie M: Because it's of me family. Me not want him take away picture.

Ohhhhhhhh....*faints*

 

[tvlistingman]

Peter: Good Morning Everybody!

Elmo and Zoe: Good Morning Elmo!

Peter: What's good for Breakfast

Zoe: Yogurt and Granola

Elmo: What's good on TV

Peter: Barney

Zoe: Barney

Elmo: I've got some photos of me and Barney when we were at the PBS Convention in Philly

Zoe: Really

Peter: I will have to take a look, Wow that is you with Barney

Elmo: Yeah, I've got some friends from PBS Kids that i know, Arthur the Aardvark, Emmy and Max, Zak and Wheezie, Cassie and Ord from Dragon Tales, The Late Mr. Rogers and all the puppets from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood of Make Believe. I know Baby Bop and B.J.

 

[The Count]

*Drops off three white boxes on doorstep of Room #19.
Senior Member badges for Vibs, The Newsman and Lewis Kazagger. Hope she picks 'em up.

 

[Katzi428]

*walking into the doormroom*EEEEEKKKKK!!!! A spider!!!
Prairie:*giggling hysterically*:Kathy,you goofball! It's fake! Don't you know that Halloween is coming?
Oh yeah..almost forgot. That thing scared the heebeejeebies outta me!
Prairie:Well..it's fake. See?*taking it down from its' hanging spot on the ceiling* Wow,you sure do scare easily!
Yeah I'll admit that. Got your costume ready for the Dorms' Halloween party?
Prairie:Yeah...I'm going to be a fairy princess. You?
I'm going to be a cat.I bought the ears, tail & everything.
Prairie:Now why doesn't it surprise me that you're going to dress up as a cat?
Ha-ha,Prairie.

 

[theprawncracker]

Only three more days til my b-day guys!!!

Gonzo: Yeah, and only one more day til-

Clifford: Until it's October 21st! Right Gonzo?

Gonzo: Oh, yeah right. Ha ha.

UD: So Ryan, what's on the agenda for tonight hmm?

Well, I'm gonna work on some secret stuff, then see if anyone wants commentary on my fan-fic, if so, I'll post some, if not...well, I won't.

Gonzo: Isn't it gonna be kinda boring without a fan-fic to update?

Yeah, kinda, but oh well, it'll be great to have some freedom from nagging.

Camilla: Bawk bagawk bawk!

Gonzo: Ok honey, I'll make you some dinner.

Camilla: Bagawk bawk!

Gonzo: Alright, alright! I'm going! Sheesh, quit nagging!

Well...SOME freedom...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <overhears prawncracker> Freedom from nagging? What? Sorry, I don't think I understand that concept... Oh but that reminds me!
Rowlf: Reminds you what? That you have a story to finish posting yourself?
Lisa: Well, yeah, but that's not what I was refering to.
Rowlf: What were you refering to?
Lisa: Well see in English today we were doing these grammar exercises that nobody really likes at all, including the student teacher, and one of them was to "expand" sentences by adding like descriptions and stuff. So I was working on that and she came over to see how I was doing, and I started thinking out loud and I said "What should be aching? How 'bout hand..." and I started writing it down and she's like "yeah, your hand aches because I'm making you write so much, right? I'm sorry..." And I'm like "No actually I like writing," and then I showed her my fanfic notebook which is almost full and I said "See?" And she was like "Wow!" And we started talking about it a little and I guess she thought it was cool that I was writing Muppet fanfiction and then I mentioned that most of my stories are about twenty chapters long and she was REALLY impressed! And that was really cool. She's nice. And actually I was thinking about giving her a cameo in Swamp Call but now that I think about it I've got this OTHER story that's a lot shorter that she would fit into better and I'd really like to write that and get it all typed up and everything and give it to her because she seemed really interested, you know? And I think she'd like to see herself interacting with the Muppets, I mean who wouldn't? But the problem is that since she's just a STUDENT teacher, I don't really know how much longer she'll be teaching our class for, so I don't know how much time I would have to write this other story. I might put the actual writing of "Swamp Call" on hold for a little bit so I can get it to her in time. But I don't really know. <shrug>
Chef: Ves zeere-a a shurter vey tu sey thet?
Lisa: Yeah, probably...
Chef: Hunestly, Leesa. Sumeune-a ooooght tu teech yuoo tu stup rembleeng su mooch.
Lisa: Why stop rambling? Rambling is so much fun. You can ramble about anything in the world. I mean you could ramble about rambling! You could even ramble about absolutely nothing at all. I think that's the best kind of rambling, when you have NO topic at all and you just sort of shoot off on whatever tangent crosses your path. It's really a lot of fun and...
Rowlf: Just tune her out, Chef. She won't even notice.
Lisa: ...right now and I'm certainly enjoying it. Rambling is one the most fun things to do, really, I mean it takes no brain power and it's almost like talking to yourself except not really, because when you're talking to yourself no one's listening and...