Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

*comes with head down*

Grover: Whats wrong?

Herry: *coming in after me* One of his friends that he meet at Walmart got fired. He feels bad that he didn't have anything to cheer her up.

*tears* When I saw her I thought she was just sad because she was going to be leaving friday and she was sad but it was because she...*cries the words*.....was FIRED! I can't stand when I see girls cry. It makes me feel bad because I'm not crying and she is. I was surpised that I had the courge to talk to her.

Grover: It'll be ok Kyle.

I can't stand it! Things happen to the good girls and cute ones that I can't ever HAVE! I HATE THIS WORLD!

Cookie M: What matter?

Grover: Kyle's friend that he knew at Walmart got fired and he couldn't help cheer her up.

Cookie M: Me sorry Kyle.

Theres nothing that anyone can say expect for her best friend. I need to know if she'll be ok. I NEED TO KNOW! I'm going for awalk. Hope I come back. *opens the door and leaves*

Grover: Oh man I have not seen Kyle this sad or mad.

Herry: We'll just have to be there for him.

Grover: Right. Lets just give him room.

Cookie M: Me hope he is alright?

 

[The Count]

Sorry to hear that Kyle. Rully not much I can say or do, but offer this song to help you feel better.

"Silence is Golden" by the Tremulos (SP?).
*Voice modulations abound.

Oh don't it hurt. (Normal tone).
Deep in-siide. (Normal switching to high tones).
To see someone, Do something, To Her. (High tones).

Oh don't it pain. (Normal tones).
To see some-body cry. (Normal shifting to high tones).
Especially, When someone, Is Her. (High tones).


Silence is golden. (High tones).
But my eyes still see. (Normal tone).
Silence is golden, golden. (High tones).
But my eyes still see. (Normal tone).


Talking is cheap.
People fo-llow like sheep.
Even though there, Is nowhere, To goooooo.

How could she tell?
He deceived her so well.
Maybe she'll be, The last one, To know.


Silence is golden.
But my eyes still see.
Silence is golden, golden.
But my eyes still see.

Oo-wu-e-oo-e-oo-awa, Oo-we-woooh.


How many times?
Did she fall for his lies.
Should I tell her, Or should I, be cooool?

And if I try.
I know she'll say I lie.
Mind your business, Don't hurt her, You fool.


Silence is golden.
But my eyes still see.
Silence is golden, golden.
But my eyes still see.

But my eyes still see.
But my eyes still seeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (Hight tones reaching a finish).
Hope this helps cheer you up buddy.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Boy!, I feel bad for Kyle for his friend losing his Job

ELMO: He didn't do anything wrong

ZOE: It's just those pesky Wal-Mart employees

PETER: Wal-Mart is a big company, but those employees are wrong to fire Kyle's friend!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: So ladies, are you ready for your weekend trip?
Red: Yep, I'm almost done packing
Mokey: You know you don't need to bring that much with you Red.
Red: I know, but I want to bring stuff to show all of our friends about our life in outer space!
Mokey: Yeah, I can understand that
Red: So what are you doing while we're gone Beth?
Beth: Well, I'm working tomorrow, going shopping on Friday and some other stuff with some friends
Mokey: Oh good, I'm glad you'll be busy
Beth: When do you guys leave?
Mokey: Probably later this evening, get an early start
Beth: How about we all have dinner together first?
Red: Sure!
Mokey: I'd like that

 

[tvlistingman]

ELMO: Halloween is 12 days away and I can't wait

ZOE: Me Too

PETER: Me Three!

ZOE: What's on TV

PETER: Dr. Phil

ELMO: Oh Boy!, I like Dr. Phil, he is a good friend of mind

PETER: We're Heating up some Hot Dogs for dinner

ZOE: Okay!

 

[theprawncracker]

Uncle D.! Uncle D.! *runs out of my room into the dorm that is now Halloween a-fied* What did you do???

UD: Do you love it?

*mouth agape*

Gonzo: Yeah! This skeleton is awesome!

Camilla: Bagawk!

Clifford: Man, I can't find the remote!

UD: Oh, it's fright here, *holds up remote and presses button* watch.

*spooky sounds fill the room, and a ghost flies down*

UD: Mwa ha ha ha!

Uncle D....It looks great! But anyway, I wanted to tell you that I changed my mind, and finished my fan-fic tonight. Go take a peek if you get a chance.

UD: Ah! Wonderful! I'll go check fright away!

 

[The Count]

Just rattling them bones Ryan? BTW: Just which is your story again?

 

[theprawncracker]

http://forum.muppetcentral.com/showthread.php?t=22024 This one right here Ed. I think you'd really like it, you should check it out.

UD: Yes, it's full of Death! And yours truly.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <stares at computer screen, mouth moving, no sound>
Rowlf: Uh... Lisa?
Lisa: <stares at computer screen, mouth moving, still no sound>
Rowlf: <waves hand in front of Lisa's face> Lisa?
Lisa: <stares at computer screen, mouth moving, still no sound>
Robin: Lisa? Are you okay?
Lisa: <points at computer screen>
Robin: What is it?
Rowlf: <reads computer screen> Oh. It's Ryan's fanfic.
Robin: Oh........
Rowlf: Robin, shouldn't you be in bed?
Robin: Aw, do I have to?
Lisa: <snapping out of trance> YES! Yes, Robin, you have to. Or your uncle would have my head.
Robin: ...What would he do with your head?
Lisa: Um... I don't know. Just go to sleep.
Robin: <sigh> Okay. Goodnight Lisa. Goodnight Rowlf. Goodnight Chef.
Lisa: Goodnight, Robin.
Rowlf: Goodnight, Robin.
Chef: Guudneeght, Rubeen. Bork bork bork!

 

[theprawncracker]

Wow, I silenced Lisa again. *runs to look at other fan-fics* Wow, I think this is the first one that that's happened in...she usually jumps up and down and screams...