Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[tvlistingman]

PETER: All Right! Elmo and Zoe! are you psyched for the football game

ELMO: Yeah!

Zoe: Yeah!

PETER- Double-psyched

ELMO AND ZOE: YEAH!

Peter: Triple-pysched

ELMO AND ZOE: YEAH!

Peter: 4 Times psyched!

ELMO AND ZOE: YEAH!

PETER: Then, lets get on to that bus that is headed to Barney University!

ELMO AND ZOE: Here we go Frogs, here we go!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Woah, hey Bry, I use Ocean Breeze, too! Gosh, I never even noticed that...
Chef: Oceun Breeze-a Suep- Fur peuple-a vhu dun't vunt tu steenk.
Rowlf: Ocean Breeze Soap- It's just like taking an ocean cruise, only there's no boat, and you don't actually go anywhere.
Lisa: Ha!
Robin: Huh?
Lisa: Remember, Muppets Take Manhattan...
Robin: Oh yeah! Now I remember.
Rowlf: So who's going to the game?
Robin: Ooh, can I go?
Rowlf: Sure!
Chef:I'll be-a zeere-a.
Lisa: I'd love to go, but I've got plans.
Robin: Where are you going?
Lisa: Services! It's my synagogue's first Shabbat in the new building. And it's a Bar Mitzvah. Which means, I've got a LOT of hugs to give out tonight.
Rowlf: Hugs?
Lisa: Of course. I'm the unofficial hug committee! Or at least, I used to be. Anyway, have fun at the game, everybody!

 

[tvlistingman]

(on the Bus to Barney University)

PETER: Who wants to sing a Song!

EVERYONE: Yeah!

ELMO: How about the Wheels on the Bus

EVERYONE: OKAY

EVERYONE:
The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round, round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All through the town.
(Roll hands over each other)

The wipers on the bus go "Swish, swish, swish,
Swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish"
The wipers on the bus go "Swish, swish, swish"
All through the town.
(Put arms together in front of you and
'swish' like windshield wipers)

The door on the bus goes open and shut
Open and shut, open and shut
The door on the bus goes open and shut
All through the town.
(Cover eyes with hands on 'shut' and
uncover them on 'open')

The horn on the bus goes "Beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep"
The horn on the bus goes "Beep, beep, beep"
All through the town.
(Pretend to honk horn)

The gas on the bus goes "Glug, glug, glug
Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug"
The gas on the bus goes "Glug, glug, glug"
All through the town.
(Pretend to fill tank using pointer finger as gas nozzle)

The money on the bus goes "Clink, clink, clink,
Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink"
The money on the bus goes "Clink, clink, clink"
All through the town.
(Pretend to put money in cash box on bus)

The baby on the bus says, "Wah, wah, wah!
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!"
The baby on the bus says, "Wah, wah, wah!"
All through the town.
(Fisted hands in front of eyes
and rub them like baby crying)

The people on the bus say, "Shh, shh, shh,
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh"
The people on the bus say, "Shh, shh, shh"
All through the town.
(Put pointer finger to mouth to 'shhh')

The mommy on the bus says, "I love you,
I love you, I love you"
The daddy on the bus says, "I love you, too"
All through the town.
(Point to self on 'I',
right hand over heart on 'love', and
point to other on 'you')

 

[theprawncracker]

We have a football team?

Clifford: Man, no one told me! I'd love to play!

Gonzo: Yeah Cliff, you'd make a great football player!

UD: Yes, you'd kill them! He he he!

I'll call Ed and ask how you can join the team Cliff.

*Calls Room #1 on phone*

 

[The Count]

*Gets call from Room #25. Hey Rye... What's that?
Yeah, looks like we got a football team, the Muppet College Frogs. Had the first game last Friday, we beat the Acme Looniversity team.
Huh? No, don't know how Clifford can get on the team. You should call Kyle in Room #26 and ask to talk to Herry about it though.
Hope that helps. OK, see ya.
*Hangs up and goes back to TV show.

 

[theprawncracker]

Thanks Ed! Cliff and I'll go talk to Herry.

*hangs up*

Hey Cliff you and me need to go talk to Herry next door about you joining the team.

Clifford: Cool, we'll go talk to him tomorrow, he's at the game right now.


Yeah good idea. Well, I've got a fan-fic to finish.

*knock on door*

Hey! It's a package! *opens package and pulss out three Uncle Deadly figures* Hey UD! Check this out!

UD: Wonderful! Those are amazing figures!

 

[The Count]

Yes they are indeed. Shame about the nose whips, but it's a rully great figure. Glad you finally got 'em. The SO version's still carded and stored in my closet, got a deal to maybe get the Flashback version. The signature version was freed from the plastic dungeon and currently stands surrounded by his friends from S10.
The great pose I have him in is with his left arm bent forward in an L-shape holding Yorick in his hand. Got a pic of it, LMK if you want it for an avatar.

 

[tvlistingman]

(back from the game)

PETER: Well, that was a great game

ELMO: Yeah, they won

PETER: The score was 56-24

ZOE: We really crushed those Barney University team

PETER: Yeah, well Good Night Zoe!

ZOE: Night Peter, Night Elmo, wait it's FRIDAY, so we can stay up as late as whenever we want, okay!

ELMO: Okay!

PETER: Me Too!

 

[BEAR]

The great pose I have him in is with his left arm bent forward in an L-shape holding Yorick in his hand. Got a pic of it, LMK if you want it for an avatar.

(Sounds like the famous Shakespeare scene)

 

[tvlistingman]

Elmo: (feeds his fish): well Good Night Peter!

Peter; Good Night Elmo!, Good Night Zoe!

Zoe: Night Night Peter, Night Night Elmo

Elmo: Night Night Zoe!