Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Telly: Ryan that lunch was great!

Gonzo: Yeah, Ryan makes great ribs!

Thanks guys. I thought I'd take some ice cream over to Lisa. She seemed pretty stressed with her english paper.

Clifford: I'll come with ya man. Then afterwards we can go talk to Herry about the football team!

Good idea Cliff. You guys comin'?

UD: No, I'll stay at the computer and watch the dead forum.

Gonzo: Sure I'll tag along. Maybe I can be a mascot for the football team.

Telly: But Gonzo, we're the frogs you're not a frog! You're a...a...

Everyone: Whatever.

Telly: Right!

Ok, we'll be back UD. *leaves for Lisa's room which happens to be right next door. knocks on door* Hey Rowlf, Lisa's busy huh? Well could you give her this ice cream for me? Tell her I sent it to relieve her stress!

*goes to Kyle's room and knocks on the door. And waits*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf: Hey Lisa!
Lisa: ...Rip Van Winkle... assignment sheet... OH, SHOOT!
Rowlf: What?
Lisa: I completely forgot about this poem I have to annotate! <sigh>, might as well get it over with. "The Ballad of the Oysterman"...
Rowlf: Lisa?
Lisa: ...hm? I'm sorry, Rowlf, were you talking to me?
Rowlf: Yes.
Lisa: Sorry. What were you saying?
Rowlf: I was saying that Ryan brought you some ice cream. Said it's to relieve stress.
Lisa: <blink> Ice cream? Really?
Rowlf: Really.
Lisa: <holds out hand> Give.
Rowlf: Alright, lemme getcha a spoon.
Robin: And a bowl.
Rowlf: Who needs a bowl? Just eat straight from the container.
Lisa: Nah, I can feign civilization. Help yourselves, too, guys.
Robin: Oh, thanks!
Lisa: Hey Rowlf, if you see him, tell prawncracker I said thanks.
Rowlf: Already did.
Lisa: Cool. Alright, lemme annotate this poem, and then I wanna hear all about last night's game. Okay?
Chef: Vhet ebuoot yuoor peper?
Lisa: <sigh>. Just give me the ice cream.

 

[The Count]

Actually Ryan... Peter and Nyssa's rooms are next door to yours, on both sides. Kyle's is across the hall from yours, and Lisa's is across from yours diagonally to your left after opening the room to your door from the inside.
*Have to remember to add the perspectives when giving directions you know...

Ah, Lisa! Rip van Winkle, written by Washington Irving. He also penned A Knickerbocker's History of New York, the third chapter's ghoulishly good with the Dutch settling ships passing through what they called Hellgate.
And of course, he also authored the story of a great fiend of ours, The Tale of the Headless Horseman.
Good stuff indeed.

MMM, and what's better... Finished fiddling with the figures, got all of S10, at least the regular lineup still missing one variant.
But now I can maybe work on a little something and post later. And it makes me feel vonderful to have the last plastic number, a white 10, afixed to my candy skull bowl.
See you later guys.

 

[theprawncracker]

I geuss Kyle's not home right now Cliff.

Clifford: Alright. We'll either give 'im a call or check back tomorrow.

Gonzo: Hey Ryan! Is it okay if Camilla moves in with us?

The chicken? Sure why not, when will she be here?

Camilla: Ba Gawk!

Gonzo: Hi honey!*hugs her*

Thanks for the advanced notice Gonzo...

 

[The Count]

Count: Vhat's wrong Eduardo?
Well... Posted that surprise just now, and I still haven't heard from my most ardent fan. Well... She's rully everybody's most ardent fan. But stil...
Count: I'm sure she'll find it.
OK. BTW: There's another resident for the robes, gotta get that one done, might hand it in later tonight.
Count: Vhat about the new guys? Oh them, well... Let's just see if everything goes as well as it has recently.
If so, I might have a surprise for them by next Friday, just before I leave with the rest of the gang on the bus to see the game at St. Canard Stadium.

Good night and don't let the batty bats bite guys.
BTW: Noticed anything new about my posts lately?

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Don't worry honey, I'm sure Ryan will get rid of that nasty bar-be-cue chicken! Right Ryan?

Right...*throws chicken in trash*

Camilla: Bawk!

Clifford: Man, that was good food!

Gonzo: Hey!

Clifford: I mean, good for the trash! Yeah, that's what I meant.

Well guys whose up for a movie?

UD: A horror movie?

Telly: Oh no! Please! Not a horror movie!

No, I was thinkin' The Muppet Movie...

Telly: Yes! I love that one! It's a classic!

UD: Oh, well wonderful! Let's start it shall we?

Ok, I'll make the popcorn, you guys start the flick.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ED!!!!!!!!!!! Ed I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw! AWESOME! <hugs> I'd go into details but I already did in the actual thread and I've gotta go work on my paper okay? Great job! Later! Bye! <runs off> <runs back> AND I LOVE THE NEW SIGNATURE! <runs to room 24>
Rowlf: Shouldn't you be working on your paper?
Lisa: I know I know I know but I had to tell Ed I saw the chapter of his fanfic! You know I've been waiting for that all summer! Oh shoot I gotta write this thing.
Robin: Yeah, and isn't tomorrow your first day of Hebrew School?
Lisa: Yes, don't remind me, I get to go back to teaching second graders how to give me a headache. BUT FIRST I HAVE TO WRITE THIS PAPER!!! Sorry Robin didn't mean to explode but I'm in panic mode. Go, um, have dinner or something.
Robin: We already ate.
Lisa: We did? So we did. Okay. Right. Whatever. Just gotta concentrate now, okay?
Robin: Okay Lisa. Good luck on your paper!
Lisa: Thanks. Okay, why Rip Van Winkle is a folk tale in the romantic style... <sigh>.

 

[The Count]

Vonderful! That made my night then. Knowing you enjoyed it.
Now, a robe to make, maybe work on my CCC 13, and it'll be a good night after all. Especially with all the thunderclaps we counted up this afternoon.

Oh, and for bonus points... Can you name the song I'm quoting in my new sig?
And for second bonus points, can you tell me why that's my sig now?

 

[Katzi428]

Vonderful! That made my night then. Knowing you enjoyed it.
Now, a robe to make, maybe work on my CCC 13, and it'll be a good night after all. Especially with all the thunderclaps we counted up this afternoon.

Oh, and for bonus points... Can you name the song I'm quoting in my new sig?
And for second bonus points, can you tell me why that's my sig now?

"Three Is A Magic Number" from Schoolhouse Rock
But I don't know why it's your sig now. Sah-ree

 

[The Count]

Yes. And she gets a 3. Now that's a magic number.
Somewhere in the ancient mysteries, they got 3. Now that's a magic number.

For the reason, check out the total count. That should be enough of a clue.
Oh, and Ryan, sending you a PM.