Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf: A holster for his water gun?

Lisa: That's what he said.

Rowlf: ...okay...

Chef: Sume-a peuple-a ere-a... leeke-a thet. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Lisa: Like any of us can talk.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Wow! Ed did wonderfully with these robes! Wonder how ours will turn out?
Snuffy: Didn't you tell him a long time ago?
Bry: Yeah but those were basic ideas. I thought maybe he would take some creative liberty with them which is fine. I trust his judgement.
Snuffy: Do I get something too?
Bry: Sure, I put in an order for you when you moved in, Snuffy.
Snuffy: Oh, great! I can feel the love.
Rosita: Can he move in?
Big Bird: Can he, can he?
Rosita: Por favor!?
Bry: Rosita, what has gotten into you? You've never been this obnoxious before.
Rosita: Oh, sorry.
Bry: I don't even know where Telly is.
Big Bird: I think he is at his Triangle Lovers Club meeting. He should be here later.
Bry: You talked to him?
Big Bird: Uh huh...by Telly-phone!
Snuffy: Oh, Bird...O-hohohohoho!!
Big Bird: Hahaha!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Wow our robes look great! Not to be picky Count,but Red and I are senior members too, became one back in July
Red: So are we taking in Mokey as our roomie? Please, pretty pretty please?
I think that would be ok, as long as it's ok with the Count. But let's get back to the party and put on our pretty new robes!
Red: Ok!

 

[BEAR]

Snuffy: Wow, look at that huge stack of boxes. I wonder how many are there.
Bry: I dunno, but I do know that they are going in room number order and there are atleast 50 rooms.
Snuffy: Will it be our turn soon?
Bry: Probably not. We are room 29. Although, I dunno how many of those rooms before ours are actually vacant or not. Hmm...I'm hungry. I'm gonna go check out the buffett table. Anyone want anything?
Snuffy: If there's any coleslaw left.
Bry: You got it!
Big Bird: I need to use the little bird's room. I'll be back.
Bry: Hey while you are there, get the phone will ya? Its ringing.
Big Bird: Okay!

 

[theprawncracker]

Hey guys I'm back! How's the party been goin'?

Gonzo: Great so far!

Lew: Yeah, it's great you made it back Ryan!

Clifford: Hey man, why don't you have some root beer?

Don't mind if I do.

Eduardo Penguin: It's great to be back this is so much fun!

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna!

You can say that again!

Gonzo: Mahna Mahna!

Not you...Anyway, let's go mingle with the dormies shall we?

UD: We shall.

*goes off to mingle with other dormies*

 

[The Count]

Huh? *Checks transcript of previous moments...
Oh, I'm sorry Beth... Yes, knew you were, just forgot to add that to the files where I keep the descripts. Taken care of now.
*Bat flies to Beth with white wrapped box. Now make sure not to open that until everybody's gotten their robes.

Oh and Bry... There are a total of 59 rooms here at the dorms, but only 23 of them are booked at the moment.
Anyway, getting on with it... Please, a rousing round of Mews and Aahs for our cat lover extraordinaire...
Room #6: katsy428 (Kathy) and Prairie Dawn.
Kathy has a soft pink bodied robe, with subtly darkened pink sleeves. The robe features gold trimming, balls of yellow yarn on the sleeves, and a gold K embroidered on the front right pocket.
Prairie Dawn has a light blue robe, with darkened navy blue sleeves. The robe features gold trimming, some white notes on the sleeves, and a gold P embroidered on the front left pocket.

 

[Katzi428]

Anyway, getting on with it... Please, a rousing round of Mews and Aahs for our cat lover extraordinaire...
Room #6: katsy428 (Kathy) and Prairie Dawn.
Kathy has a soft pink bodied robe, with subtly darkened pink sleeves. The robe features gold trimming, balls of yellow yarn on the sleeves, and a gold K embroidered on the front right pocket.
Prairie Dawn has a light blue robe, with darkened navy blue sleeves. The robe features gold trimming, some white notes on the sleeves, and a gold P embroidered on the front left pocket.

Thank you!Ooohh this is SO gorgeous!
Prairie:Mine too!And it fits great!
Same with mine. You might say it fits purrfectly!
Prairie:Wanna give this one the hook please?*laughing*
Thanks Ed & Count!

 

[theprawncracker]

Hey Kath! What's goin' on? Might I say you and Prarie look absolutely ravishing in your new robes.

Gonzo: Yeah! And those chicken sandwiches look HOT!

Gonzo, you do realize people eat those sandwiches don't you?

Gonzo: WHAT?!? *runs off*

Hmm, I wonder where he ran off to...

*Gonzo jumps on deck/stage carrying a picket sign* Gonzo: No chicken! No clothes! No chicken! No clothes!

I wonder what that means...

Clifford: Man, I think it means he's gonna streak if the chicken sandwiches aren't taken away!

Oh boy...*grabs tray of chicken sandwiches and hurls them into the pool* Phew, minor crises avoided.

Gonzo: Ryan what are you doing?!? You're drowning the chickens!!!

Oh great...

 

[The Count]

Sure, no prob Kathy. Glad you like 'em.
By the by, you may have noticed that my friend over here's already and gone and changed into his own robe. So I'll let him take care of the next intro while I slip behind the screen and change into mine.

*Leaves deck/stage for the cover of the nearby wardrobe closet.
Count: Thank you. Ve already velcomed the first master poster here at the dorms, Kevin and Fozzie Bear. Vell, now it's time to bring on the #2 poster round these parts... Bo and his friends!
*Eduardo appears changed and back at his seat. Yep, and here are your robes gents.
Room #14: Beauregard "Bo" (MC) and Beauregard and Bobo the Bear Guard: Senior Members.
Bo has a navy blue bodied robe, with subtle cold grayish sleeves. The robe features cold gray trimming, the acronym "BBB" embroidered in red on the right shoulder, "SWAEHB" across the top back portion of the robe, "FOMP" on the left shoulder, and a cloaking hood. The robe also features a badge bearing a cartoon image of Father from The Moppet Family on the right shoulder and another badge with an image of King Agrippa on the left shoulder, along with a raven feather in an ink bottle above some papers on the sleeves.
Beauregard has a clensing beige bodied robe, with muted white sleeves. The robe features muted white trimming, arching rainbows across the sleeves, a pair of striking cross-mops over the robe's front body, a long horizontal bubble-bordered patch bearing the phrase "Go with de Flo" across the back, and added clear watery bubbles round the collar and down the sides of the robe's body.
Bobo the Bear Guard has a swirling oriental blue robe, with silky silver blue sleeves. The robe features silver blue trimming, a front right pocket for storing snacks, and a sterling security badge on the front left side of the robe. The robe's body and sleeves are covered with an assortment of snacks like peanuts, popcorn, pretzels, pizza slices, chocolate doughnuts, and the occasional box of Bizzo's Bat Chow.

 

[BEAR]

Rosita: Oh, Prairie, your robe looks beautiful! Can't wait to get mine. (turns to Snuffy) Hey, I didn't think we were supposed to open them until everybody got theirs. No one is following directions.
Snuffy: Typical, typical...

Bry: (coming back from buffett tables with hands full) Here's a bowl of coleslaw for ya, Snuffy.
Snuffy: Oh, thanks.
Big Bird: (coming back) Hey, Hoots should be flying in about an hour when it gets a little darker.
Bry: How do you know?
Big Bird: Oh, because he just gave me a bird call.
Bry: (turning to Rosita) What's with him and the puns today?