Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Yes, an honor to still have you here at the dorms Kermit.
Count: And to count you among our friends.

*Both paying respect to da' Frog.

OK, next up on this parade of Muppet stars... Some obscure names from a galaxy you might not remember.
Count: If not for the vonderful recent action figures made in their likenesses by the fine folks at Palisades Toys.
Speaking of That Announcer and his motley crew. Here are your robes.
Room #22: That Announcer and Julius Strangepork, Dr. Phil van Neuter, & Marvin Suggs: Senior Members.
That Announcer has a navy blue bodied robe, with chilled light gray sleeves. The robe features chilled gray trimming, the Canadian flag on the front left side, and a covering of snow along the shoulders.
Julius Strangepork has a silver bodied robe, with metallized purple sleeves. The robe features metallized purple trimming, a Pigs In Space logo on the front right pocket, and a dusting of stars along the shoulders.
Dr. Phil van Neuter has a maroon bodied robe, with smoky red sleeves. The robe features smoky red trimming, a Quadra-Lobal brain probe machine emblem on the front right pocket, stylish cross-scalpels over the collar, and a ring of dark liquid bubbles surfacing around the shoulders.
Marvin Suggs has a sky blue bodied robe, with ruffled white sleeves. The robe features a ruffled white trimming, a cross-mallets emblem on the front left pocket, and additional sky blue pouches round the waist with a closing flap for each of his Muppaphones.

 

[theprawncracker]

Only one more room to go. Only one more room to go! Only one more room to go guys!!!

Gonzo: Great! Then we finnaly get to see the robes you designed for us!

Clifford: Yeah man, the better be good!

UD: Frightfully good!

Oh don't worry, they will be! I'm sure you guys'll love 'em! Oh! And we get something else for being senior members! Oh I'm so excited! I wonder what it could be!

UD: Well, whatever it is, it has to fit in a white box.

Maybe it's a pony!

 

[BEAR]

(Hoots the Owl comes swooping down barely missing Ed, and landing on a low tree branch next to Big Bird)

Hoots: Hey, dudes! Hope I'm not too late.
Big Bird: Hey, Mr. Hoots! Glad you could make it.
Hoots: Good to be here, my large feathered brothah.
Bry: Hey, Hoots!
Rosita: Hola!
Hoots:Brought the old horn to boogie on later. By the way...why is there chicken in the pool?
(All point to Gonzo accusingly)
Hoots: Having played Vegas, I'm not shocked.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <blinks at prawncracker> A pony?

Rowlf: Oh, Lisa, there you are. Where've you been?

Lisa: My mom called. <pulls cell phone out of pocket> Darn this thing. It's not a cell phone. It's an electronic leash! What'd I miss?

Rowlf: A lot.

Lisa: You're so specific.

 

[theprawncracker]

LISA!!! YOU'RE FINNALY HERE!!! YAY!!!
It's great to see you! Hey Rowlf maybe later you can play us a little tune on the piano?

UD: That would be wonderful!

Clifford: Yeah man!

Lew: And I could throw my boomerang fish!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: I want to open the box!
Now Red, you know Ed said we have to wait until EVERYONE has their robes and senior members have their boxes and we'll open them all at once
Red: Oh, ok
Hey, in the meantime, let's eat some more food, there is some good stuff here
Red: I agree! Everyone really likes our ice cream
Who doesn't like ice cream?
Red: Good point

 

[The Count]

Wha? Lisa's here? Then step fright up young lady. And bring those two roomies of yours. You're next on...
Sorry, lost myself there for a moment. Here are your robes.
Room #24: TogetherAgain (Lisa) and Rowlf The Dog and The Swedish Chef: Senior Members.
Lisa has a light blue bodied robe, with rainbow striped sleeves. The robe features a puffy white trimming, interior pockets and two roomy ones on the outer front sides, and swirls of different shades of blue covering the robe's entire body.
Rowlf The Dog has a fluffy white bodied robe, with soft tan sleeves. The robe features a piano key trimming, interior pockets, one roomy pocket on the front right side, and etchings around the collar and sleeves done up to resemble alternating piano keys in both white and black bars.
The Swedish Chef has a dark medium green bodied robe, with light lime green sleeves. The robe features lime green trimming, interior pockets, one roomy pocket on the front left side, and an assortment of Muppet fruits and veggies splashed across the entire robe's body.

 

[BEAR]

Snuffy: Better not let Cookie Monster go near the Chef's robe.
Bry: Why not?
Snuffy: He might try to eat it.
Bry: Ah..

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <hugging/snuggling robe> mmmmm, I love it!

Rowlf: Very nice, thank you, Ed.

Chef: Yes, zee rube-a is vunderffool, Id! Thunk yuoo!

Lisa: <looking at white box> I wonder...

Rowlf: What's inside?

Lisa: Well that too. I was going to say I wonder if I could balance it on my head.

Rowlf: ...you're crazy.

Lisa: Oh why thank you.

 

[The Count]

Oh, don't worry about that Snuffy. Cookie Monster generally prefers cookies to fruits and veggies, though he does eat them now and again. Hmmm, don't know. But I trust he knows the difference between real food and just images of food on clothing that's not edible.

OK and now we get to the good stuff. Ahem, Ryan... the Ryan known as theprawncracker... Please step up here for your uniform robes.
Room #25: theprawncracker (Ryan) and Gonzo the Great, Clifford, and Uncle Deadly,: Senior Members.
Ryan has a maroon robe, with golden sleeves. The robe features golden trimming or hems, red-orange flames round both ends of the sleeves, "Ryan" written in gold cursive on the front left collar, "The Prawn Cracker" written in gold cursive on the back, and two firey orange crossed arcs on the back.
Gonzo the Great has a marroon robe, with dark twilight blue sleeves. The robe features dark blueish trimming or hems and collar, "Gonzo the Great" written in blue cursive on the front left collar, some alien fuzz round both ends of the sleeves, and an image of Camilla the Chicken on the back.
Clifford has a maroon robe, with purple sleeves. The robe features purple trimming or hems, "Clifford" written in purple cursive on the front left collar, splashes of red and yellow waves round both ends of the sleeves, and the Muppets Tonight! logo in brilliant neon letters on the back.
Uncle Deadly has a maroon robe, with plush black velvet sleeves. The robe features black trimming or hems, "Uncle Deadly" written in black cursive on the front left collar, light grayish fog round both ends of the sleeves, and a white skull on the back.