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Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

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Dee: Life's like a movie,write your own ending Beau.You have a life,believe me.MC I'm sure is your home away from home,as it is mine.
 

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A music band starts................

A band of muppets and dormies start playing a song

Dr. Teeth: RIGHT! TWO THREE FOUR!

Dr. Teeth: Ohhh yeah! Whooo!
Dr. Teeth, Dee, Zoot and Floyd: Everybody's lover, everybody's brother, I wanna be your lifetime friend.
Floyd: Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end.
I never think of money, I think of milk 'n honey, grinnin like a cheshire cat.
Zoot: I uh focus on the pleasure uh somethin' I can't treasure, can you picture that? *blows a note*

Dr. Teeth, Zoot, Dee and Floyd: Can you picture that?

Dee (spoken) Hey, Kyle, take a verse!

Me: Let me take your picture, add it to the mixture, there it is I got you now!
Grover: Really nothin' to it, anyone can do it, it's easy and we all know how.
Cookie M: Now begins the changin', mental rearrangin', nothing's really where it's at,
Herry: Now the Eiffel Tower's holdin up a flower.
I gave it to a Texas cat!

Yo Lisa take another verse!

Lisa: Fact is there's nothin out there you can't do
Rowlf: Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you.
Swdish Chef: Bleat vown the valls, vegin, believe, behold, vegat.
Lisa: Be a better drummer, be an up and comer. Can you picture that?

Oscar the Grouch: CAN NOT PICTURE THAT??!! Yucky! Take it Bry. I hate this verse! *slams can lid*

Bry: All of us are winnin, pickin and a-grinnin, Lordy but I love to jam
Big Bird: Jelly-welly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!
Rostia: Lost my heart in Texas, Northern lights affect us, I keep it underneath my hat, Aurora Borealis, shinin down on Dallas! Can you picture that? Can you picture that?


(Chorus)
All: Can you picture?

Dee: You gotta see it in your mind!

All: Can you picture?

Floyd: You know it's quick and easy to find!

All: Can you picture?

Lisa: You don't have to buy a frame!

All: Can you picture?
Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?


Dee and Lisa: Use it if you need it

Bry and Me: Don't forget to feed it!

All: Can you picture that?
(music stops)


Now that was some awsome band pratice. Come guys we have to be ready for the big ann. coming up in september. We can't let Ed know about this. We want to have a surprise for him when that day comes. Ok since thats a good enough start. Lets take five.
 

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Beau: PIC-TURE! PIC-TURE!
Bo: HEy, Beau, beau...
Beau: WOMAN! Ahhaha
Bo: Beau, you are Not animal...
Beau: So? They left me out the song...
Bo: Yeah, well, that dosn't make you animal.
Beau: EAT DRUMS!!!!
Bo: I got a problem here...
 

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oh.........

Rowlf: Didn't you already know that?

Well yeah, but I figured it sounded funny.

Chef: Yuoo und yuoor pezeeteec sense-a ooff hoomur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

Oh why thank you.
 

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Great! The song was well done... But what made me laugh was Beau acting like Animal... A good laugh, and I needed one.
 

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The Count said:
Great! The song was well done... But what made me laugh was Beau acting like Animal... A good laugh, and I needed one.

Rosita: So much for the surprise.
Big Bird: Oh, boy! I love that song! But, um... what does "Jelly-welly gigglin'" mean, anyway?
Bry: You got me. Maybe you should ask Jerry Nelson.
Big Bird: Who??
Bry: Nevermind.
Big Bird: okay!
 

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Hi Red, I'm home finally.
Red: Wow, long day huh?
Yeah, field trip day. I'm beginning to really dislike these days. I get so tired by the time I get home.
Red: Where did you go today?
Indoor water park. It was just ok.
Red: Indoors? On a beautiful day like today?
Yeah, well, we plan the trips before we know what the weather is like.
Red: Oh, ok, I get it.
Anyway, I'm heading to bed, I'm exhausted!
Red: Ok, I'll just read quietly over here.
 

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Bo: *walks silently to the front desk* Ed, I want to leave this box, can it be deliverered to Kathy. Inside is a blush of roses, a packet of handkerchiefs, neatly wrapped chocolates, and a small card saying, "My thoughts are with you..."
 
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