Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Prairie:sighPoor Lefty.He wants to be in a show so bad!
Rosita:Hey Prairie!You write plays!Why don't you put Lefty in one of yours?
Yeah...that's a good idea!
Prairie:It's a good idea.Except I haven't gotten any ideas of what to write a play about.My brain feels empty.
You'll come up with something. I have faith in you Prairie.Just keep thinking.

Cookie: (knocks on room 6) Hello, Prairie. Hi, friends. Prairie, me heard you writing new play. Me know what you can write about. Write about vegetables and excercise! Just a thought that popped in me head.

(meanwhile in room 29...)
Bert: By the way, Bryan, have you located Cookie Monster yet?
Bryan: No. Tony said he wasn't with him anymore.
Bert: He's got to be around somewhere.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: That's your play, Lefty?

Lefty: Well, it's only da openin' number! (pulls an endless amount of napkins out of his pocket) I got da foist scene here someplace...

Tony: May I offer you some constructive criticism?

Lefty: Oooooh...riiiiight. Now ya wanna get involved. Before it was, "go away, Lefty," an' "not now, Lefty," an' "dis is not a musical, Lefty"...but now, on account a' hearin' how good it is, ya wanna get in on da bottom floor! Well...forget it! Dis is my baby, an' I ain't givin' ya a piece a' da pie!

Tony: Lefty, you can have it. I'm just trying to say...I don't think you should insult the audience.

Lefty: What do ya mean?

Tony (turns to an invisible camera; as an aside) Actually, his whole play is an insult to the audience! (to Lefty) Well...you say you took their money, and that there are no refunds. That's not exactly polite.

Lefty: Ya obviously don't know anyting about da tee-ater, kid! Tee-ater is all about da truth, right? An' I'm tellin' da audience upfront da truth...about how my show cost more dan a nickel, an' dey won't be able ta get it back, even if dey hate da show. Dat way some angry audience member can't drag me inta court, an' charge me wit stealin' his money fer givin' a bad performance! Dat's smart! Dat's tinkin' ahead! Riiiiiiiight!

Tony (after a beat) You're a loony.

Lefty: A loony who's gonna make a million bucks wit dis baby!

Tony: And what about the part where you start yelling at the audience after getting hit in the eye with a rose thorn?

Lefty: Oh, riiiiiight, riiiiight! Well, dat isn't in da script! Dat is what you call an ad lib, ya see? I was just imaginin' what it would be like if da audience started ta trow tings at me. But of course dey wouldn't do anyting like dat!

Tony heads for door.

Lefty: Where are ya goin'?

Tony: I'm going to grab some dinner. Wanna come with?

Lefty: Yeah...den I kin read ya da rest of my script!

Tony leaves the room, followed closely by Lefty.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: Where is everyone?
Nora: Well, Storyteller and Beige both have mild cases of the pebble pox, so they both went to bed early.
Scooter: Ugh, that's not good...Boober's not going to want to come within 50 yards of this room. What about Erin?
Nora: She'll be back in a bit, she just called. (pause) She's got a really big assignment this week, she says.
Scooter: What's going on - did the water main on Henson Street finally blow up?
Nora: No...she said some big dignitary's coming to town, and she's got to do something on that.
Storyteller: (from hut) Oh, yes...reminds me of the time when...ah-choo! (sniffle) Does anyone have a tissue?
Beige: (from room) Get your own; I need my box for my own sinuses. (cough, snort)
Storyteller: Oh, even when you're bedbound, you Cave Fraggles are so selfish.

 

[Katzi428]

Cookie: (knocks on room 6) Hello, Prairie. Hi, friends. Prairie, me heard you writing new play. Me know what you can write about. Write about vegetables and excercise! Just a thought that popped in me head.

(meanwhile in room 29...)
Bert: By the way, Bryan, have you located Cookie Monster yet?
Bryan: No. Tony said he wasn't with him anymore.
Bert: He's got to be around somewhere.

Prairie:Cookie!That's a GREAT idea! I was kind of surprised you didn't want me to write about cookies.I'm glad you're thinking of healthy things!I'll give it a shot OK? Thank you!planting a big kiss on Cookie .
on the phone with Bryan It's OK Bryan...Cookie Monster's down here with us. Prairie's been in a writers' slump.So Cookie just gave her an idea to write a play about healthy foods and exercise.....no,I'm not joking! ...Right,I'll tell him that you're looking for him. Bye!hanging up phone Hey Cookie?Bryan's been wondering where you are.So you better go upstairs and let him know you're safe.

 

[The Count]

Actually Scooter... Boober's room is diagonally above yours, directly above Kate's (your next-door neighbors).
Hope Erin can send in her committee vote. Just need hers and Kim's to finalize the case.

*Uncle Deadly's voiceover: MC Dorms were brought to you today by the letter O for Oscar and by the number 18.
And to all of you out there, pleasant screams.
*UD blows out the candles, leaving the hall in total darkness.

 

[BEAR]

Actually Scooter... Boober's room is diagonally above yours, directly above Kate's (your next-door neighbors).
Hope Erin can send in her committee vote. Just need hers and Kim's to finalize the case.

*Uncle Deadly's voiceover: MC Dorms were brought to you today by the letter O for Oscar and by the number 18.
And to all of you out there, pleasant screams.
*UD blows out the candles, leaving the hall in total darkness.

(Calls Ed) Hey, Ed! Erin sent in her affirmative.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: I sense a disturbance in the force.......

Sweetums: *playing with a plastic lightsaber* What is it?

Alex: It seems..... fishy......

Bean: *eating goldfish crackers* It wasn't me!

Alex: No, I meant it seems.... screwy....

Sweetums: *the lightsabers batteries die* Well, what is it? *begins unscrewing the end to change the batteries*

Alex: If you guys are doing that on purpose, stop. It's driving me bananas!

Bean: *begins peeling a banana* I'm really hungry tonight.... want one?

Alex: Gahhh! You're driving me bats!

Sweetums: Ed has some of those, want me to borrow one?

Alex: No, I meant nuts! You're driving me nuts!

Bean: *finishes the banana and opens a can of mixed nuts* Gee, I'm still hungry... want some?

Alex: *buries her head in her pillows and screams*

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: So, I located Cookie Monster.
Ernie: Where was he?
Bryan: Well, I called Kathy and she said that he was down in her room. And get this, he was giving Prairie the idea to write a play about exercise and healthy eating.
Ernie: No kidding? Cookie Monster? Blue, furry, googly-eyed Cookie Monster?
Bryan: Yeah. Can you believe it? I better go get him.
Cookie: (walks in the door) Hello, gentlemen.
Bryan: Cookie, what have you been doing? Are you okay?
Cookie: Me fine. Why?
Ernie: We haven't seen you for a few days.
Cookie: Oh. Well, me went over to Mr. Tony's for dinner. Very nice meal. Then me just had sudden urge to go jogging. Me jog all the way to the park, then to end of town and back. Boy, me so exhausted. Me go to sleep now. Goodnight. (goes to bed)
Bryan: Jogging?
Ernie: Hmm...

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: It was fun watching the Oscars last night
Red: Yes it was, but man it was long
Beth: That's how those awards go
Mokey: It was a long night, Abby's still sleeping!
Beth: I wish I could be, but I have to go to work
Wanda: Thank goodness for coffee huh?
Beth: Yep! See you guys later!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

...You forget one thing, mate....The cure to all experimentation!

[OOC: ****! HAHAHA! GOOD ONE, ALEX!]

Bunsen:
Beaker, you're unharmed!

Beaker:
(Sprays himself with a fire extinguisher)
Meep.

Bunsen:
Obviously.
Your turn, Claudia!
Neuter had his check up!

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Sprays himself, too)
He burns me up.
(Goes on fire again)

Beaker:
(Sprays Neuter)

Claudia:
(Blinks)
(Grabs for a jar)
You'll never get me, ye slimy gits!
Look what I got...

Bunsen:
A jar of...
(Looks perplexed)

Claudia:
I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt
And guess what's inside it!
(Skips out of the room)

Dr. Van Neuter:
After the squirt!
(Combusts again)

Beaker:
(Sighs)
(Sprays him once more)

Claudia:
(Bouncy music plays as she runs across the hall)
I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
And guess what's inside it!

Bunsen:
It's a truly amazing device!
Come back here and try it, won't you?
Look at the two.
They are happy and unharmed!

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Looks to Beaker)
-_-

Beaker:
(On fire)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Soaks him)

Claudia:
(Eyes go wide)
I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
And guess what's inside it!

(Runs into the elevator)

Bunsen:
To the stairs!

Dr. Van Neuter:
To the hospital!

Beaker:
(Nods in agreement to Neuter's words)
MEEP!

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Claudia:
(In the elevator...hears corny music)
(Sighs)
Really, thought that song was extinct!

Bunsen:
(Randomly in the same elevator as her)
Affirmative.

Claudia:
HOLY MOLY!
(Sticks Bunsen in the jar)
[Elevator opens]
(Throws him into the hall, rolling)

Bunsen:
The....pain...Oh dear, talk about getting your finger stuck in a jar!
Aren't I in a pickle?

INSPIRED BY THIS, LOL:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s