Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *still without clothes*
Link: Oh... hello Ryan. *clears throat* Cold?
Ryan: *glares* Did you bring me clothes?
Link: Mm-hm. *gives Ryan a suit on a hanger*
Ryan: Link... it's way too small.
Link: Yes, but it looks fantastic.
Ryan: Good point.
Clifford: *shakes head*

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Maybe we should skip to the part were Robin Hood battle pirates...I need to research that too. Beau, start chopping down these trees and turn on all the faucets.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Don't worry, Prawnie.
I went to Victoria's Secret and got you this cute little thong! XD
(Squeals girlishly)
(With closed eyes, she shows Ryan's special pair)

Bunsen:
Oh, how stylish.

Claudia:
Thanks.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Claudia, are you mad?

Claudia:
Yes.
(Takes back the thong)
Ahem.

 

[The Count]

*Hey... Look on the bright side. With no pants, you can't get pantsed.
*Throws Prawn a pair of woolen mufferfluffers to wear over his bare bottom.
Now if anybody asks, you're visiting from Sweden... The land of Britain's ancestors.
*Hears bork-bork-borking from upstairs.
Quick! Get out of here before the Chef mistakes you for a yummy pie filler!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *stares at thong* *wearing Link's clothes* *they're way too small by the way*
Clifford: I think I'm gonna be sick... *runs off*
Link: Oh, I love the color.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *as dorm room fills with water* Someone hand him a shirt...and an oar...And no one open the door to the halls, because we don't wanna damp the carpets...
George: *as pirate* Yo ho...ho...

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Oh no... not The Little Mermaid! *turns into a merman* ...At least my bottom half is covered!
Clifford: Why am I the crab?
Ryan: *shrug* I think it fits well.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Blinks)
What? All the other stores were closed!

Bunsen:
Beaker, you should try them on.
(Tease)

Beaker:
(Eyes narrow)
MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP!

Claudia:
I hope THAT never goes into my imagination.

(Sees that Ryan's turned into a merman)

(Collapses)

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *still dressed as Robin Hood* You realise by turning into a merman in the middle of a Robin Hood scene based on the history and past of traditions and rites and rights of my home contry, you just ruined my entire life's work trying to prove Robin Hood was real?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *singing* Someday I'll beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee part of your... woooooooooooooooooorld!
Clifford: *pinches Ryan with Clifford crab claws*