Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beauregard]

George: *as Sheriff* And you owe me! You people have stollen all my taxes...
Bo: Sounds taxing...
George: It is...

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: YOU PEOPLE HAVE STOLEN ALL MY CLOTHES!
Clifford: Hey Ry, found a dolphin suit, want it?
Ryan: Where did you find a dolphin suit?
Clifford: Not a clue man.
Ryan: ...Well put it back there and find me something normal!
Clifford: Think about where we are!
Ryan: ...TRY!

 

[The Count]

*Singing... Oodelalli oodelalli, golly what a day.
Little Bo and Prawny Scarlet having fun...
Jumping bridges, dodging arrows.
Escaping from the sheriff.
Oodelalli oodelalli...
Golly what a day.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Mairan...I am trying to recreat a romantic little scene here for a movie I'm writing...and you and your..thing...keep messing it up?
Mildred: I think this whole situation is about as messed up as it gets...
Beau: Not if we pour glue on it...that would be messy...

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: STILL WITHOUT CLOHTES!
Clifford: Well I've been bringin' you outfits!
Ryan: ...Bring Sam here! He'll know what to do!
Clifford: Sam? You serious dude?
Ryan: ...For once, I think I am.

 

[Beauregard]

George: *hands Ryan a mop* This might help, temporally.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: A... a mop?
Sam: Clifford, I must ask why you've brought me- SWEET MOTHER OF MARY TODD LINCOLN! Ryan where is your dignity?
Ryan: Beau stole it with my tights.
Sam: Your... tights?
Clifford: Oh boy...
Sam: This is... absolutely disgraceful. I cannot be a part of this. *leaves*
Ryan: ...Get Link.
Clifford: Link? Why?
Ryan: He's stylish. For a pig.
Clifford: Whatever you say dude...

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: If I'm going to be up here all day, at least hand me my knitting and my Encyclopedia...
Bo: I think your Encyclopedia was recycled to make our forest fortress, and the knitting was the tights...anything else you want instead?

 

[The Count]

*Bats that were nesting in the tree hand Mildred an assortment of items to hurl at Bobin Hood.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
What the devil?

Bunsen:
(Covering her eyes)
Don't look, dear!
It's just a figment of your imagination.
You're only seeing things.

Claudia:
So...Ryan's nudity is...part of my imagination?

Bunsen:
Er...yes.
Shame on you for thinking such wicked things!
(Clears throat)

Claudia:
;_; But if it's part of my imagination...
How can YOU see it?

Bunsen:
Er...because I cleverly made a device to um...read people's minds...
Yes.

Beaker:
(Slaps forehead)