Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beauregard]

Meanwhile...in a room now filled with trees and forestry...

Bo: *dressed as Robin Hood* I beseach ye, come down from there, fair maiden!
Mildred: *up a tree* If ye wantest me down, why dids't ye just put me up here!
Beau: *as Little John* How long have we been down here?
George: *as Sherrif* Avast ye...wait, is it avast?
Bo: I don't know, I've never vasted.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *pushing through trees and bushes* Bo? BO? Are you in here?
Clifford: Where'd we get these longjohns and tights?
Ryan: *shrug* I assume there from Bo's private collection.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Ryan? I mean Prawnie? I mean...Will Scarlet? Is that you? And do you know how fetching you look in green tights and long johns?
Mildred: Would you just get a ladder?
Bo: Can I finish seranading you first?
Mildred: Fine!
Bo: Comest thou down!
Mildred: Am I Maid Marrian, or a cat caught on a lamppost?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Where am I supposed to get a ladder? Friar Cliff, you have any ideas?
Clifford: What am I s'pposed to be fryin'?
Ryan: I don't know. These tights for one thing...

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Er...Prawnie, you realise those were meant to be more like winter tights, and less like pantyhose, right? Yours practically look like the Gonzo poser's nose. *little dig there...*

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: I can dig it! Heh heh.
Ryan: *headslap* Beau, why do you even HAVE these stupid tights?
Clifford: Do we REALLY wanna know the answer to that?

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: You don't...I'll take them. *rip*
Bo: Prawnie! Put some clothes on!
Mildred: *covers eyes*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *dives frantically behind a bush* GAH! BEAU!
Clifford: ...Thank goodness I wear sunglasses.
Ryan: CLIFFORD GET ME SOME CLOTHES!

 

[Beauregard]

George: *as the Sheriff* I command...er...est ye to unhand...to hand over...to...Where are my lines again?
Bo: All over your face, you old Sherriff!
Mildred: Hey! That Janitor is my...thing, lay off him!
Bo: I was only joking, fair maiden!
Beau: Yeah, don't be unfair...um...maiden!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: CLOTHES! ME! NEED!
Clifford: Hey Ryguy, I found some more tights, you want these?
Ryan: Clifford, they're pink!
Clifford: They're all I could find, dude!
Ryan: Well look harder!
Clifford: You owe me...