Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*As Underwater Leader... Prawn! Man yourself a sea horse and let's ride after that Borbarian! We'll teach him to bring his MopFammery into our world!
*Grabs trident and starts blasting.

BTW: Has anybody seen that cute mermaid named Claudia? I rully dig her grooviness in like a cosmic way. We could be...
*Blasts trident at ship's ruddy rudders.

 

[The Count]

*Spots Claudia... Hey... Is she supposed to have the fishy part on the bottom? Cause I think something went wrong. She's got the fishy part up top and her legs are sticking out.
*Shakes wavy hair... Oh well. Come on Claudia, let's go for a spin in my sea cruiser.
*Opens up hatch for her to fit inside the manta ray shaped vehicle.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *as Robin Hood on a log, in a room full of water* Ed, watch out with that trident I have pictures on the wall! *pause* Well, now I don't...
Beau: I'll try and find a plug...

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Nope, didn't see that one!
(Theme of Captain Sparrow plays)
Savvy?

(Dressed as a pirate)
Shiver me timbers, lads!
I be sendin' yer arses to Davy Jones's locker!

Bunsen:
(As a buccaneer)
Captain, we spot aquamarine specimens swimming about in the water.
Shall we capture them? I intend to do some thorough research, if you please!

Beaker:
(Cabin boy)
Meep!

Claudia:
Mmm, that be a better idea.
Throw that anchor, men!
The White Sultan needs tah bask in his beauty!

 

[The Count]

Wha? She's... a... pirate? Nooooo! Ye'll not be catching me you muckety-mucks! *Blasts trident at the fishing nets cast by Bunsen. Prawn, Urchin! Whatever yer name is... Charge their bucky boated bellies boy! Now!

 

[Beauregard]

Robin Hood: *sits down and waits for the arrivel of King Arthor* I always wondered if Robin existed in his time, or the more popular notion of King Richard...

 

[The Count]

*Uncle D in a kingly voice: Good hevans... You'd have me have an outlaw for an in-law?
*Laughs and slaps Bo's back.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
King Richard did indeed exist.
However, Robin is a myth-

(Sees her net destroyed by his powerful trident)
Oh, you be payin' the dire consequences.
This lass ain't be takin' no for an answer!

Bunsen:
Claudia, don't play with the trident weilder!
Don't be foolish, probably could sink The White Sultan!

Claudia:
Never stopped me before!
Bring on, you cotfish!

Bunsen:
Cla-

Claudia:
Bunsen!

Bunsen:
(Whips out a cookie)

Claudia:
Well, I never was a real pirate.
(Nibbles at the cookie)
Where's the nude one?

Bunsen:
The merman must have dissapeared!

Claudia:
Ah-ha!
So this WASN'T my imagination, hmm?
I thought I was a pervert!

Bunsen:
(Fiddles with the net)
Hmm?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: ...*swims away*

 

[The Count]

*Misfires and triggers the thingamajigger that Ariel had hidden away that changes Claudia back into a rabbit.
Oops?

Count from his safe spot: Drizzle drazzle druzzle drome...
Time for these ones to come back home!
*Magic explosion takes place and everything is set back to frights.

Ed: Hmmm, wonder where that new border, the slug got to...