Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
What? WAIT!
NOOOOO!
(Shrinks into a bunny rabbit)
(Sighs)
Is this a running gag?

Bunsen:
(Stuffs her in a cage)
Come on, you naughty little bunny.
Time to compensate for the time we lost...
Hmm hmm hmm...

Beaker:
(Wiggles finger into the cage)
Mee mee meep.
(Taunts)

Claudia:
(Curls into a ball admitting defeat)

 

[The Count]

Aw... But she makes the cutest wittle wabbit.
*Pats her fluffy white head. Hmmm, did I remember to tell sis about that cwazy haunter of mine? Oh well... She'll come ask if she wants to know.
*Leaves cookie for the beautiful bunny.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *walks into the dorms* Oh. My. Gosh. *grabs the nearest person - which happens to be Gonzo - and shakes him* I MISSED IT? ACK! I missed the coolest adventure EVER! Well.... besides Ryan's deep misfortune.....

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Yup, but it's ok.
Here, you can have the thong.

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Snatches it, throws it in garbage)

Claudia:
D: At least...you could have.

Bunsen:
(Carrying Claudia)

Claudia:
This is humiliating.

 

[The Count]

You know, it's funny... Here I thought this slug guy would've moved in by now. Eh, guss his salty trail will be left should he decide to finally get here.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony wanders through the hallways, hearing various Muppety sounds coming from the mostly-closed doors. He wears a rumpled brown tweed suit, white shirt, and a tie, which is hanging loosely around his neck. In one hand, he carries a battered typewriter. In the other, the key to room #9, and a suitcase.

He reaches the door, and stands for a moment. He breathes deeply, and inserts the key into the lock, opening the door. He flicks on the lights. The room is totally empty. No furniture or anything. Even the window is lacking curtains. Whomever cleaned out the room did an excellent job.

Tony puts down his typewriter and suitcase, puts his hands in his pockets, and walks around the room. He notices a rope ladder hanging in the corner of the room, above which is a trap door, which leads directly into room #24. But he doesn't know that yet. Next, he inspects the bathroom. Clean.

Tony has left the door to the room open. As he turns, he notices the Newsman, suitcase in hand, as well as a typewriter (!) walking through the door. He wears a tweed coat and tie, as well as a pair of thick, horn-rimmed glasses. He speaks in a somewhat pompous, newscaster-like voice, even off the air.

Newsman: Hello.

Tony: Hi.

Newsman: Are you rooming here?

Tony: Yes.

Newsman: Here is a Muppet Newsflash: Muppet Newsman gets new roommate. Film at eleven.

Tony: Er...film?

Newsman: Don't worry, it's just an expression.

Tony: Oh. Okay. (holds out hand) Hi, I'm Tony.

Newsman (shaking Tony's hand) I'm the Newsman. You can call me the Newsman.

Tony: Okay. Er. Newsman.

Newsman: I work down at the Muppet Theatre. I'm the resident anchorman. I still write all of my stories on this (holds up typewriter). I'm not into these newfangled computer systems.

Tony (shows Newsman his typewriter) Looks like we're two of a kind!

Newsman: Are you an anchor, too?

Tony: No. Playwright.

Newsman: Fascinating.

Tony: It's a living.

Newsman: So what brings you here, Tommy?

Tony: Tony.

Newsman: Tony.

Tony: Well, I was looking for a quiet place to work. And I heard that these particular dorms are the quietest on the campus.

Newsman: Is that so?

Tony: That's what I hear.

Newsman: Well, that's wonderful. I need total concentration when I write my stories.

Tony: As do I...Newsman. I think we'll get along great!

Newsman: I think so, too.

Tony: So, whaddaya say? Road trip to Ikea tomorrow, get some furniture?

Newsman: Sure. I don't have to be on the air until six p.m.

Tony: Great. You know something, Newsman? I think it's gonna be a real blast living here!

As if on cue, Crazy Harry appears in the doorway, eyes bulging, and a wide grin plastered across his face. He holds a small explosive with a plunger on top.

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say blast ? !

BOOM!

Crazy Harry has pressed the plunger down; the explosion rocks the room. Through a thick cloud of smoke, Harry laughs maniacally.

Crazy Harry: Is this room #9?

 

[The Count]

What the heck? Hey, Tony... Looks like ya found the place. You shoulda rung at the lobby desk upstairs, but that's partially my fault for not telling you. Anyway... Room #9's down here in the basement floor. You've got Bo and his loonies in the room next to yours, and Peter and his gang in the one directly across from your room. The bathrooms are the last door down on your left in this hall. That large room there is the common room, and mines the first one on your left if you turn to your left when stepping out of the elevator. We happen to have an elevator tucked into the Old World furnaces in the common rooms, that's how we get from one floor to the other.

Sure great to have you here... Welcome aboard.
And oh yeah... Looks like you'll need this.
*Hands him a piece of paper with Biff and Sully's number on it.

 

[Erine81981]

*walks out into the hallway* What in the world was that?

Oscar: *pops out of his trashcan* Noise! Thats what it was. Heh heh heh heh heh heh.......I love it! *trashlid slams down with a bang*

Herry: *runs in from outside* Did i hear a boom?

Yep.

Herry: Where did it come from?

I think downstairs.

Herry: Come on then. *runs down the stairs*

*knocks on room 1* Hey Ed. Did you hear that boom?

 

[The Count]

*Opens the door creakily... Yeah, it was just Crazy Harry. He's moved in with Tony of Sluggenshire Chap.
Um, if you'll hexcuse me, I'm working on a little something in here and I sorta need to give it my full attention. Night. And I trust you to do the sponsors tonight.
*Closes door just as creakily.

 

[Erine81981]

Ohhhh good. *grabs chest from running down the stairs* Thanks. I was just worried it might have been Bunsan with another invention of his. Thanks again.

Herry: *whew* That was a close one.

Yep. *as i walk back up the stairs we start the sponsors* With another day on it's way and the dawn coming soon. Muppet Dorms has been brought to you today by the letter "T" and "B."

Herry: And by the number "9."

As we head to our room some music starts to play. As we are settling down in our rooms we finish the rest of our sponsors.

Me and Herry: Muppet Dorms is a production of the "Muppet Central Forms."

Good night.

Herry: *rises his eyebrows up and down*