Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: We'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.

(requiem music plays)

Scooter: The Book of Armaments, chapter three.
Beige: (reading) And he did hold the holy hand grenade on high, and bless it. And the people did rejoice, and they did feast on fruit bats, and pheasants, and breakfast cereals, and...
Scooter: Skip a bit, brother.
Beige: First, shalt thou pull out the holy pin, and then shalt thou count to three.
Nora: Three shall be the number, and the number shall be three.
Erin: Four thou shall not count, nor shalt thou count to two, unless in doing so shalt thou proceed to three.
Scooter: Five is right out.
Beige: Then hold the hand grenade above thy head and lob it at thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. (closes book) Amen.
All: Amen. (signs of cross)

(Storyteller enters)

Storyteller: (muttering) I warned them, but oh, no...oh, it's just a harmless little bunny.
Scooter: We're past that, Storyteller.
Storyteller: We are? Drat it all.

 

[The Count]

*Crazy Harry pops up...
CH: Did somebody say "dynamite"?
*Presses the plunger and runs away cackling as a loud "Boom!" is heard from downstairs.

 

[Beakerfan]

John: Did you hear that! Why, you must have an infestation! I regret, there is nothing I can do.

Eric: There is ONE thing!

John: There is?

Eric: Of course!

John: Well what is it?

Eric: How should I know? What do I look like an encyclopedia?

John: But you just said there was one thing we can do!

Eric: I did? Why would I say something like that?

John: Well, I don't know! You're the one who said it!

Eric: Said what?

John: There is one thing we can do!

Eric: Oh good, what is it?

John: How should I know? You're the one who brought it up!

Eric: Brought what up?

Alex: *rolls her eyes*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
New haunter? Me like.
Tell?

Bunsen:
Oh, someone's joining!

Claudia:
See? What'd I tell yah.
(Flashes a cocky smile)

 

[The Count]

Ha... Not until Bunsen changes you back. Oh, if you see Beth, please tell her I need a quick chat. Thanks.
*Goes back to crunching numbers.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
D: Fine, fine.
Bunnie, you heard the dark one.

Bunsen:
Almost forgot.
My fault!
(Chuckles)
(Does as ordered)

Claudia:
Thank gosh, I'm my tall self again.
But, I liked being a rabbit.

Bunsen:
We could always...

Claudia:
Changed my mind!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Hairball...ugh!

Beaker:
Meep?

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *unpacking* La-la-laaaa..... somebody's comin to staaaay...........

Sweetums: *asleep in the over-stuffed chair*

Bean: *asleep in Sweetum's lap*

 

[Erine81981]

What in the world is all that noise? *peeks out of the room* What in the world?

All he sees is Mr. Cleese and Eric (who he doesn't know who he is) Alex, Bean and Sweetums too.

Hey Alex. Who's your friend here? *points to Eric* But i do know this guys. Glad to meet your Mr. Cleese. *holds hand out for a handshake*

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Oh, hey Kyle! This is Eric Idle, he's part of Monty Python. He plays "Sir Robin" (as well as many others) in the Holy Grail.

John: *shakes Kyle's hand* Good to meet you!

Eric: *does the same*

 

[Katzi428]

sigh...scrunching down in bed
Prairie:Aw Kath...maybe you should've stayed home.
Well this is home...sorta.But I know what you meant. I was feeling okay when I came back here the other day.Like I said,I have my good days and bad days.I'm sorry if I'm complaining.
Rosita:You're allowed to.Just rest easy in bed.If you need anything,Prairie and I are here for you.And Gaffer can snuggle with you if you want her to.
Yes I do.petting the orange ball of fur next to me on the bed
Prairie:Want some DVDs to watch?looking through my collection How about one of the DVDs from Muppet Show Season 2?
Well..maybe later. I'll just sleep right now with the sounds of the TV going.
Prairie:All right.And like Rosita said,if you need us,let us know.
Thanks girls.