Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[redBoobergurl]

Red: The US what? I just really want to go swimming that's all. And look at the poor bunny.

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Hey, Bert, let's go swimming!
Bert: Didn't you hear, Ernie? The pool boiled over. It's all hot and bubbling.
Ernie: Ooh, you hear that, Rubber Duckie? Like a giant bathtub!
Rubber Duckie: *Sqeak squeak squeak squeak*
Ernie: You're right! Let's go!

 

[theprawncracker]

Sam: Please, people, you must understand, it is not I that has caused your precious pool to be boiled. It is the fault of my roommate the weirdo. Take it out on him, not I, madame pigtails, not I!

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *takes Bean back to his room to bandage him up*

Alex: *sees Bean* BEAN! Oh, my poor Beanie! *takes him from Sweetums and cuddles him* Who did this?

Sweetums: Um, well....

Bean: Gonzo didn't mean to! *quickly covers his mouth*

Alex: I'm gonna get that weirdo! Stay there Bean! *hikes her sleeves up and marches over to Ryans room* GONZO! *pounds on the door* GET OUT HERE! Don't make me come in there!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Oh boy, they're getting violent...
Gonzo: Oh boy! They're getting violent!
Ryan: *frowns* Clifford, have we iced down the pool yet?
Clifford: We're tryin' too man! But it keeps meltin' on our way out.
Link: *walks in wearing mittens, earmuffs, and a scarf* It's f-f-fr-eezing!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Gonzo! *pounding on door* GET OUT HERE! *smashes down the door* Well, that works. *sees Ryan* Where is he? Just wait till I get my hands on him! *clenches fists* Link? Where is he? Somebody get that guy out here! NOW!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Alex, calm yourself.
Mr. Ryan probably has a reasonable explaination
for this. Beaker, you're just fine. You did not end up fried lke
poor Mr. Bean.

Beaker:
Meee...

Bunsen:
Still fun to strike against a fellow when
you've nothing more to do.

Claudia:
Sweetums can just pound Gonzo.

Bunsen:
And all will be well!

 

[BEAR]

(In the bubbling pool)
Ernie: (Singing) Ev'ry day when I make my way to the tubby, I find a little fella who's cute and yella and chubby...rub-a-dub-dubby! Khekhekhe! Whaddya think, Rubber Duckie?
RD: *Squeak squeak squeak squeak*
Ernie: You've always wanted a giant jacuzzi tubby?
RD: *Squeak squeak*
Ernie: Me too! Khekhekhe! (Sees Clifford throwing ice in the pool) Hey, what are you doing?

 

[The Count]

*Arriving home...

OK guys, everything set?
UD: Yes, even that fool Gonzo helped by turning the pool into a big boiling bubbling jacuzzi-styled cauldron.
Count: Sad about Cookie Monster though, you'll have to talk to Bryan to see if he can shorten the penalty for good behavior. After all, ve vill need Cookie's help and I vouldn't vant him to be the only one without cake on Tuesday.
Good. Got some chocolates and Snickers and M&M's for the candy skull... Gotta fill it up and then we can start...

Count has the videos counting them all, the ones selected for tonight.
Me: Welcome to the MC Dorms 2007 Halloween. This year, we'll be celebrating in style.

*Flips a switch that turns the dormhouse into a haunted house.
There are jack o'lantern shells on each room's doorknockers, spider webs hanging from the ceiling crooks and cracks, and creepy candles connected to each other along the wall that turn on and off by themselves. And of course, plenty of bats!
Count: Enough for me to count all night long!
And what's more, we'll be having a movie night each Frightday night. This week, the bats rule the roost, vampire movies and Batman movies and even some episodes of Buffy and Angel too.

But the real surprise will come gradually, Uncle Deadly still has to spook with his boss... The costume assignments will be posted later. If you have any questions, feel free to send me a message or a bat-gram, have fun and pleasant screams to all!
*Evil cryptkeeper cackle.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Bunnie, I am so happy!
I am sooooo excited!
I am gonna burst!

Bunsen:
You drank my Bunsonium...
didn't you?

Claudia:
NOPE!
COME GUYS!

Beaker:
Meee?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Let me guess...
she got a boyfriend?

Bunsen:
I should hope not!

Claudia:
Nope!
*Whips out her drawing*

Bunsen:
You should send it to Eddie...
Mmm...sexy.

Claudia:
*Refrains from stepping on him*
Yeeeeeehhhh...

Dr. Van Neuter:
I'm a married man..
*Repeats to himself*

Beaker:
*Fans himself*

Claudia:
Pigs....oh wait...
*Blushes*
I should be careful--or Miss Piggy
will pummel me to the ground.

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Peepers:
*Bounces to Eddie's door with drawing in his mouth*