Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Haunting fun, all in one.
*Hears Eddie and co. cackling*

Claudia:
A sharp trait belonging to
my older brother. This month
is his time to scarify!

Dr. Van Neuter:
And what's your month?

Claudia:
The month of love, babe.

Bunsen:
Seems fitting.

Beaker:
*Pops up from under the table*
BOOOOOO!

*The three scream*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *lounging on the couch watching TV* So Cookie Monster can't eat cookies... and I thought the government would be the one to do that to him, not Bry!
Clifford: Heh heh, well I think it could be a good thing. You know I haven't had a cookie myself since Cookie Monster's moved in here? They've always been gone!
Ryan: *smirks* Now be nice Cliff, don't make me take away your sunglasses for a week.
Clifford: Yeah, you could try that. But I know monsters, man, big monsters.
Ryan: Good point.
Clifford: So what are we doin' today?
Ryan: No idea. I've got nothing to do as of right now...
Gonzo: *bursts into Dorm room* Ryan! Clifford! I accidentally boiled the pool water!
Link: *pokes head out of bedroom door* Ryan, is it bad if the floor is cracking?
Sam: Ryan! I need you to help me alphabetize my grievances against these weirdos.
Ryan: ...Looks like my day just filled up.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: *pounding on the door to Ryan's room*: Where is he? I know he did this to my pool! Gonzo!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
MEEE MEEE MEEE!
*Joins with Red's protest as he was just in the pool as well*

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Ooh! They sound angry! And that could be painful! Whoo! *starts to run outside*
Ryan: *grabs Gonzo by shirt color* Uh, no. *hands Gonzo to Clifford* Hold this. Alright, Sam, if you want my help, I need yours.
Sam: Hmph, how so?
Ryan: *opens door* *shoves Sam outside into hallway* Stall 'em! Alright, Link, Gonzo, Clifford, I need ice, and lots of it.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Well bird, what do you have to say? Where's the weirdo? Huh? I know he did this to the pool!

 

[theprawncracker]

Sam: Erm... *ahem* Well... have you ever read the United States Constitution? If not, I could recite it for you on whim.

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *walks over Ryan's room, carrying a blackened Bean* Hi guys! Look what happened to Bean! He was just swimming - I was lifeguarding - and LOOK! *holds Bean out for all to see*

 

[BEAR]

(Big Bird, Bert and Ernie are all sitting around the table waiting for breakfast, Bryan is in the kitchen area cooking)
Big Bird: No cookies? But they're his favorite!
Ernie: Yeah, are you sure this is gonna work?
Bryan: I dunno, but it's worth a shot. It's for his own good.
Bert: Bryan's right. Cookie Monster needs discipline. He was way out of control.
Cookie: (comes out of his room) Hi.
Bryan: Good morning, Cookie Monster.
Big Bird: Hi, Cookie! You can sit right here next to me.
Bryan: I hope you're hungry.
Cookie: Oh, what we having?
Big Bird: Well, I'm having Birdseed Krispies. It's my favorite cereal. (pours cereal in a bowl. (I pour the milk for him)
Cookie: Hmm...interesting.
Bert: Bryan, is my oatmeal ready?
Bryan: Coming right up!
Bert: I love my oatmeal. It sticks to your ribs! Eh-eh-eh-eh!
Cookie: Oatmeal?
Bert: Yeah, you should try it.
Ernie: Oatmeal, Bert? No way. Cookie Monster, waffles are faaar tastier than any oatmeal.
Cookie: Oooh!
Bryan: No, cookie. You're not getting waffles.
Cookie: No? What me get? Soft boiled cookie, right? Or maybe fried cookie? Yeah yeah yeah!
Bryan: No cookies, remember?
Cookie: Oh yeah.
Bryan: But I have something else that you just might like that's a great breakfast food.
Cookie: What is it?
Bryan: A bowl of fresh fruit and buttered toast. (puts it on the table in front of him)
Cookie: Fruit? Any chocolate covered strawberry?
Bryan: Nope. Just straight fruit (giggles to himself at the weird oxy-moron he just made up) Anyway...eat up!
Cookie: Me have to eat this?
Bryan: Unless you'd rather have Birdseed Krispies.
Ernie: You should try it, Cookie Monster. You might like it.
Bert: Yeah, fruit is good for you. (puts some raisins and bananas in his oatmeal)
Cookie: (scrunches up face and does his best to try the fruit)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
*Shakes head at Sam*
Mee meee mee meee...
MEE MEE!
(No thanks, Claudia had that covered.
She blabbers more History than an old man!
We want the weirdo!)

Claudia:
I do not!

Beaker:
Meemeee meee.

Claudia:
Ok, you're right.
But---that's what I'm studying for anyway...