Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: Tell me more about your uncle.
Nora: Uncle Brad? Well, he got into an accident when he was a teenager. But that didn't stop him from being reckless and all that.
Scooter: I see.
Nora: They used to call him No-Brakes Brad.

 

[The Count]

Yes... October does share it's time as Hispanic Heritage Month.
UD: I rather prefer it as the month of monsters.
Confidentially, me too Uncle Deadly.

And Erin'sname in Spanish would still be "Erin", but I give you an A sis.
*Hands out an A to the floating Claudia.
Count: And don't forget, today's number of the day is 16.
*He plays the note that triggers the sixteen to come, and a 16 acting like a pageant queen comes into the room to accept her Number of the Day honors.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Alrighty Eddie.
*Pokes him*
An A...
*Eats it*

Bunsen:
You were not supposed to eat that...

Claudia:
.....*Bites into it again*

 

[Erine81981]

*looks out the door*

Herry: Is everything clear?

Kinda of.

Herry: Kinda of?

Yea. It's HER! *slams door shut*

Herry: What was she doing?

Looks to be eatting something.

Herry: Oh no. She's a vampire ghost. This isn't going to be the funnest halloween. It's going to be the.....

Both: Scariest! *scream*

 

[The Count]

Take it easy Kyle... She was just eating an A.

*To Claudia: And there'll be no more A's for you young lady until you give Sanguina her drink of blood. She needs some color back in her... Especially some nice rich red.

 

[BEAR]

(Cookie Monster is sitting on the bed)
Bryan: (pacing back and forth) I can't believe it...I just can't believe it...
Cookie: Me so sorry!
Bryan: Cookie Monster, what got into you?
Cookie: They were making cookie after cookie and cookies me favorite! Me Coookie Monster!
Bryan: That's for sure.
Cookie: Me just no can control tummy!
Bryan: Cookie Monster, you have caused some unbelievable havoc in the past, and usually we just excuse it, but this time you went too far. Do you realize what a mess you made in Erin's room?
Cookie: Me go help clean it up. Yeah!
Bryan: Well, I think it's too late for that. They've already cleaned up your mess.
Cookie: Oh.
Bryan: But I'm afraid you're going to have to be punished.
Cookie: P-p-punished?
Bryan: Now, I want you to go down and apologize to Erin and her roommates.
Cookie: Okay...that easy.
Bryan: That's not the punishment.
Cookie: Whah?
Bryan: You will be off-limits to cookies for an entire week.
Cookie: Off-limits? You mean, no cookies? (starts to cry)
Bryan: No cookies.
Cookies: For entire week?
Bryan: The whole week.
Cookie: But me Cookie Monster. Cookies me primary diet.
Bryan: Well, then I guess you'll have to go on a different diet. And on top of that...no cakes, pies, or any other sweet pastries of any kind, just to be sure you've truly learned your lesson.
Cookie: (throws himself down at my feet sobbing) No, you no can do this!
Bryan: I'm sorry, Cookie, but right now I'm afraid you nor your appetite can be trusted. This is for your own good. Have I made myself clear?
Cookie: *Gulp* Yes. (head is down)
Bryan: Good. Actually, it's probably too late for you to go to their room now. They're probably already in bed, exhausted from cleaning up your mess. So it's best that you go to sleep too. I'll see you in the morning. Goodnight, Cookie Monster. (leaves the room)
Cookie: No...cookies. It going to be long week. *sigh*

(A bit later...)
Bryan: (Opening the door) Oh hi, Storyteller. Look, I am so sorry about what happened. Don't worry, I will see to it that it doesn't happen again. Cookie Monster is already in bed, but I know he has something to say to you.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: (sigh) The others say it's okay, that he's all forgiven. They sent me up to make it five out of five. (pause) I guess I kind of took this morning the wrong way.

(back at room 7)

Scooter: So they've got him on a cookies-free diet for a whole week?
Beige: Wow - but, Bryan's the boss, he knows best.
Nora: But still - poor Cookie Monster.
Erin: I know...this is going to be a little rough on him.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Cookie monster?
No cookies?
*Packs some cookies in a bag*
*Gets some of Bunsen's spy gadgets*
*Ties the bag around her belt*
I'mma save you Cookie!
Time for Claudita to spoil someone!
But first...
*Sees Bunsen sleeping*
Shoot, Is he really sleeping?
Great...now to go an-

Bunsen:
*Rises from his bed and gets the bag from her*
And what do you think you're doing?

Claudia:
*Screams and falls backwards*

Beaker:
*Shakes head*
Mee mee mee.
Meeeee.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Somebody got caught.

Claudia:
Hey, if Bryan can set things for
his roomates...
*Smiles coyly*
So can I.
*Sticks out tounge*

Bunsen:
Sorry m'dear but this is a differrent case.
You're just a little younger than us.

Dr. Van Neuter:
By a couple of decades.
*Snickers*

Beaker:
*Stifles laughter*

Bunsen:
Don't remind me.

Claudia:
Someone's getting olllddddd!

Bunsen:
Someone's being a smartypants...
and should be sent on a cookie-free weeeeeekkk...

Claudia:
*Shakes and cries*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Look what you did.

Beaker:
*Pats her on the back*
Meeem meemeee!

Bunsen:
Since when have I become the villain and she the helpless
innocent?

Dr. Van Neuter:
You made a kid cry...

Beaker:
Meee mee meee!

Bunsen:
Oh, how unjust!
You two fall for her devious tricks.
Her manipulative ways!
Just watch her choke you by the neck when you're
not looking...
Yes..

Claudia:
*Laughs in a demonic voice*
Erherm...
*Cries*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Tsk to you Bunsen!

 

[The Count]

OK guys... Count, do a head count and make sure everybody's got their assignments. Uncle Deadly, you talk to your boss and see if he can help us with some monster magics. Today the plans will start... And everybody will have a howling good time.
*Evil laughter echoes throughout our room.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Boy, did you hear the mess poor Cookie Monster got himself into?
Mokey: Yeah, I can't believe no cookies for a week. It's for his own good though
Wanda: Yeah, Bryan knows best though, this will be good for him
Abby: I feel bad for him though, cookies are his favorite thing
Beth: Yes, but when we do things that are wrong, sometimes we have to learn a lesson
Red: Besides, Bryan did only say no cookies right? So it's not like he can't eat at all
Beth: Anyway, we need to get our robe ideas to Ed pretty soon I think. You guys want to work on that?
Roomies: Sure!