Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
O_O Hmmm?

Bunsen:
Well? go ahead.

Claudia:
Alrighty.

*Opens the door to see Kyle*
Yeah?
*Blinks*
Hiii!

 

[The Count]

*Radar blip goes off in our room.
Count: Ah, that's 0 G's! 0 G's in Claudia's room!
*Glomp alert! Glomp alert!
Count: Magnificent, that's 2 glorious glomp alerts! *Laughs, then realizes... Oh, that means she's about to glomp someone close to vhere she is currently at. Look out Kyle!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Big Bird: Is Bryan home yet?
Ernie: No, he's still at Hooper's.
(moaning and sobbing noise are heard from the master bedroom which has been barred and locked)
Snuffy: (peaking thru the livingroom window) What's that noise?
Bert: Cookie Monster. Bryan locked him in the bedroom after what happened last night. I feel so bad for Erin. She probably needs help cleaning up.
Ernie: Good idea, Bert. See you when you get back!
Bert: Ernie...
Ernie: Coming! (follows his pal to help clean up Erin's place)

Erin: I'll get it. (opens door) Oh, hi guys, come on in...no, we've gotten it all cleaned up, don't worry.
Scooter: So what's going on with Cookie Monster?
Erin: Locked in the bedroom? Poor guy...but don't worry, we're not angry at him.
Scooter: Er...well, at least most of us aren't.
Nora: Yeah, we'd keep him away from Storyteller for a bit if we were you. (points to Storyteller's hut, the door of which is locked) She's a little out of sorts, to put it mildly.
Beige: I had no idea she was such a neat freak.
Erin: Then I'm amazed she didn't flip over the state of my room. (pause) I'll get the kettle boiling, and does anyone feel like eating anything?

 

[The Count]

*Finishes reading the news about the new upcoming Sesame Street DVD. Huh... So that now means that both Elmo and Rosita come from military families. This'll probably strengthen the bond between her and Kathy, as they'll have more in common and more to talk about. Hope she gets to see this. And I certainly hope she enjoys herself at the Bowzer concert.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
*Refrains from cackling*
Another victim!
I mean, yeah?

Bunsen:
Clever.

Claudia:
Yup, I'm ruined.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Hah.

 

[Erine81981]

AHHHHHHHHHH! *jumps and glomps Claudia* HA! That's what you get. Haha! *walks away* Now to never get glomped ever again. *gets glomped again*

Herry: *gets off floor from glomping me* How was that?

Did you get the number on that hairy monster? *falls back over*

Herry: That's the last time you glomp me.

*gets up* What? I didn't ever glomp you.

Herry: You mean it wasn't you?

Nope. I don't like glomping people. But i did get back Claudia for all those times she did it to me.

Herry: Sorry Kyle. I didn't know.

It's alright Herry. We'll catch the glomper who's been.....glomping.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
*Shakes*
I've been-en-en...

Bunsen:
Glomped...
*Pales*

Beaker:
MEEEEOOOO!
*Faints*

Dr. Van Neuter:
*Faints as well*

Claudia:
I-I-I...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Erine81981]

*hears Claudia scream* Uh we better get back to our room before we get even more glomp-ed.

Herry: I'm with you.

We both run back to our room and shut the door

Herry: *breathing hard* Boy that was a long run.

*breathing hard too* Yes it was.

Bruce: Hey guys. What's up?

Nothing new. And you?

Bruce: Just fring some popcorn chicken and fries.

Mmmmm sounds good.

Herry: I am sarving.

Bruce: Good. I'll have it ready soon.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Where are we going?

Bunsen:
*Floating around Beaker, Dr. Van Neuter, and Claudia lazily*

There's no earthly way of knowing
[SIZE=-1]Which direction we are going[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]There's no knowing where we're rowing[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Or which way the river's flowing[/SIZE]

Claudia:
*Freaked out as she floats through the hallway*
That song...

Bunsen:
[SIZE=-1]Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a'blowing?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Not a speck of light is showing[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]So the danger must be growing[/SIZE]

[SIZE=-1]Are the fires of heck a'glowing?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Is the grisly reaper mowing?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=-1]Yes![/SIZE]

Beaker:
*Shakes*

Bunsen:
[SIZE=-1]The danger must be growing[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]For the rowers keep on rowing[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]And they're certainly not showing[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Any signs that they are slowing![/SIZE]

Claudia:
EEEEEEE!
*Bumps against the walls*

Dr. Van Neuter:
That works everytime.
That song just sends Claudia running!
...or floating...

Bunsen:
I know.
*Taunts her*

Claudia:
EEEEE!

 

[Erine81981]

*jumps into Herry's arms* D-d-did you hear that?

Herry: Yep.

This is getting creepy.

Herry: And scary.

Bruce: Are you two alright?

Herry & Me: Yea.

Herry: *puts me down* We are o-o-ook.

Yea. Nothing to do with me glomping Claudia. Not at all.

Bruce: Did you just saying glomping Claudia?

No! Not at all.

Herry: No he didn't.

Bruce: Yea he did. You glomped the glomper?

Ok i did. But i wasn't trying to be mean. She does it alot to others. Why not back at her with her own medicine.

Bruce: Don't worry. I can stop her from glomping you.

Herry: And me too. I glomped Kyle thinking he did it to me.

Bruce: Ok. I'll get her to stop.

Thank you so very much Bruce.

Herry: Yea.

We both throw our selfs on the floor and kiss Bruce's feet

Yuck. Hairy.