Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Prairie: Just take them down to the pool house, Maurice. The Count should be there with Uncle Deadly, Telly and Rosita decorating. You monsters can help them. Kyle, why don't you get the entertainment together. (to Ryan) As for you, Mister...I better not see you lollygagging too much. This is a special day. Now, I wonder what's keeping Bert and Ernie with the groceries.

 

[Erine81981]

Maurice: Got it Missy! *sulates and runs off to the pool area*

Murray: Wait for me! *runs after Maurice*

Entertainment is my specialty. Yes mama! *sulates and runs off*

Grover: *getting back from the store* Hey Kyle? We are back!

Herry: I don't see Kyle.

Grover: I do not see anyone? Where could they be?

Herry: There's Prairie. Maybe she'll know. Hey Prairie! Have you seen Kyle?

 

[BEAR]

Prairie: Hi, Grover. Hi, Herry. Kyle went off to organize the entertainment for the party.
(Bert and Ernie both show up with bags of groceries)
Ernie: Yoohoo!
Bert: We're back!
Ernie: And we got everything that was on the list.
Prairie: Oh good! The party will be starting soon. Let me see here...(takes list and reads off of it) 13 cloves of garlic?
Bert: Check.
Prairie: 13 pounds of beef?
Ernie: Check.
Prairie: 13 sprigs of mint?
Bert: Check.
Prairie: 13 gallons of black iced tea?
Ernie: Check.
Prairie: 13 blocks of mozzerella cheese?
Bert: Check.
Prairie: 13 loafs of bread?
Ernie: Check.
Prairie: 13 apples?
Bert: Check.
Prairie: 13 eggs?
Ernie: ......
Prairie: Don't tell me you forgot the eggs.
Ernie: Oh, we didn't forget the eggs. See? We got eggs. (holds up a carton)
Prairie: You only got a dozen eggs? A dozen eggs is 12. 12 eggs!
Ernie: That's all they had.
Bert: Yeah. Eggs only come in dozens.
Prairie: Oh dear...but I told you that you needed to get 13 of everything.
Ernie: But why?
Prairie: Because 13 is the number of the day. Oh dear. Ed is going to be so disappointed.
Ernie: Well, we can go back to the store and get another egg.
Prairie: It's too late now. The party is starting soon and we need to send this stuff over the the Chef to have cooked.

Bry: Hi, everyone!
Big Bird: We're back and we got Camilla such a great gift.
Bert: What is it?
Big Bird: A new little nest with a nice fluffy round pillow on the bottom too make her comfortable.
Bry: Yeah, it was on sale at Nest, Pond and Beyond. Also got these yummy Cadbury Cream Eggs. I love these things. Yum! (starts chopping on one)
Ernie: What a minute! Don't eat that! (grabs chocolate egg out my my hand)
Bry: What? Hey!
Ernie: (places Cadbury Egg next to regular eggs) Look, Prairie. 13 eggs!
Bert: How about that? And I thought those things were only around for Easter.
Ernie: Anything to move a plotline. Khekhekhe!
Bert: (laughs) Eh-eh-eh!
Bry: Is the party underway?
Prairie: As soon as everyone is done decorating and we get this stuff cooked!
Bry: Well, no need to stress. I think some of the others have been cooking too and I know I smelled something sweet coming from Kyle's room.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *does not lollygag* They're coming!
Rizzo: Who?
Ryan: Gonzo and Camilla!
Rizzo: Oh! Sound de alarm! D'ey're coming!
Ryan: *sounds the alarm* *turns out it was the fire alarm* ...Dang...

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: Thank you Prairie. Hey Bryan and the gang. Yea. Kyle cooked some peach clobber and we got the drinks and a whale of a time too.

Whale of a Time: Hey there. I'm Whale of a Time.

Grover: *straining* I....hope.....i....can.....make....it.

Herry: Don't worry Grover. We will be at the pool in a few.

Grover: I....sure......do.......hope.......so.

Whale of a Time: Please do not drop me. I am very delcate.

 

[The Count]

Hey guys... Sorry I'm late, went with my friend to go see this little movie... Maybe you've heard of it? Something like Order of the Phoenix I think. Good movie, better than the last one, but still some nitpicks. Oh well.
*Checks messages and starts rooting through them all.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Hey Ed, good to have you here. Yeah, saw OotP the other night, it was okay, I guess...
Gonzo: You went to the midnight show!
Ryan: I think that's why it was just okay... Anyway, happy birthday Camilla!
Camilla: Bragawk bawk!
Ryan: You're welcome. Oh, and I bought you this. *hands Camilla a present* It's a CD, the best of Clucky and the Hens. Hope you like ti!

 

[The Count]

Hi Prawny. It was good, there were certain elements I liked and other stuff that was compressed when compared to the book.
Hi Camilla, happy birthday. Got you this... *Hands her a flattened present. It's a CD of music by that rooster from the UK, the one that Bo manages. Manages to what, I'll never know.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Hi, Ed! Happy birthday, Camilla! Big Bird and I went out and bought you this new nest.
Big Bird: The cushion has central heating for the winter months!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: *Goes to give Camilla a small device* Oh happy Birthday Miss Camilla, I am sure you are very pleased that this is your big day. This device ensures your saftey when Gonzo daringly decides to blast himself out of a cannonball. It emits a protective shield around you---of the highest quality...with a bit of silicon. Anyways, *Looks to Ed* Happy Anniversary my dear Edward! *Hands him a card from Claudia saying "May you last long on MC! Your friend, Claudia...P.S: I WANT THAT CA-"* Don't mind the last part..I erased it as it seemed most unsuitable but she is very thankful of you being here. And this pretty picture of your character *Hands to Edward* has been edited.

Beaker: Meep! Meep!