*A shadowy silhouette appears at the lobby desk. "Yes, this is the place, the inwitation I got says to come and join him as his new roommate here at the MC Dorms."
*The sound of a lively chattering bat's squeaks can be heard over the stranger's shoulders. "Let me see, the letter of the day says to meet him or to go straight to Room #1 on Floor 1. Ah ha! He knows I love numbers so, this'll be the perfect college hexperience for us both!"
*The new boarder spots the wall with the keys behind the lobby desk. "Oh my! Such a lovely sight, I must count the numbers here on this lobby desk."
*Bat squeaks are heard again. "Oh yes, let's get downstairs to our room and meet our host."
*Both pass through the doors and into the dumbwaiter elevator inside the furnace. "Mmm, such a frightly touch, I must recommend it to all my fiends."
*Both passengers dissembark and knock on the door to Room #1.
Yes? Who's there? *Opens door and rejoices.
Ah ha, it is none other than my namesake, my mentor, my leige, the Count von Count!
CvC: "You're too kind, is this where we will stay here in the dorms?"
Yes, you'll be staying with me Eduardo, better known here on the boards as The Count (MC), but I'll differ my title to you my lord. Oh, and you brought Batty Bat with you, how nice. Hope he and Bella, my own pet bat, get along well.
Count: "You have a pet bat two? That's 2, 2 beautiful bats!"
*Thunder can be heard from outside. Ah, now that's what I like to hear. Come inside, the bats will bring your luggage down soon, we have to brainstorm over how to decorate the place.
Count: "Just so long as there are numbers ewery vhere I'll be happy."
Ah, we'll have to invite our other SS friends and dormhouse friends to say hello once the room's ready. But if you should meet them around, I'm sure they'll be happy to stop a moment and let you count them and their hellos.
*Door closes behind both counters and their bats, as the planning begins.
Have a good sleep everyone, and may your counting always be kind.