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Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

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Ryan: Hi Lisa! Hi Robin!
Gonzo: Shouldn't we get on with this?
Ryan: Ask her. She's the brains of this outfit.
Gonzo: Are you sure? Because no one with brains would wear that outfit.
Ryan: *blink*
Gonzo: Sorry...
 
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Leyla <sporting camoflage, a Canada, eh? hat and a bucket of tar> : C'mon! Move it, move it, move it!

Hilda: This is the craziest-

Leyla: Never say never! Or craziest! There's always room for crazier! It's the Jello (TM) of mental states! Now move!

Wanda: But where are we going with all this-

Leyla: Beau... er... Bo... er... BoBo... Bean... Oh, I DON'T KNOW! Them guys are trying to move out, and Toga's trying to keep them here! It's anarachy! WHEEE! And we must join in the cause!

Jimmy: <holding feathers> <utter reasonable> Now, ah'm no diplomat er nothin', but it seems ta me, that y'can't really keep them here. They have a right ta make ther own decisions, and really, we should be out there, sapportin' them.

Leyla: <stares at him> They've GOTTEN TO YOU! 50 lashes, and then you WALK the PLANK! Later.... for now... you got the feathers, Piggy?

Robot PIggy: <sniffle> My boas... my beautiful boas.

Robot Kermit: There there. I'll get you something nice when Leyle becomes sane again, honey.

Hilda: What are we doing with the tar and feathers anyway?

Leyla: We're going to seal them in to the room! Keeping them here forever! Whahahaha!

Hilda: Won't that kill them?

Leyla: Uh... no! Because uh...

Hilda: And what about the feathers?

Leyla: You can't have tar without feathers! I... think. Let's move!
 
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Bobo: Do we have an icepack lying around here, someplace, mebbe?
Bean: I'll get one! *runs to the kitchen and starts chipping ice out of the freezer*
Bo: ... Here, I'll find something...
Beau: Something? Or Something? Is there a difference?

Bo: Maybe we could just use the phone, and call someone from the front desk to come down here and let us out?
Bobo: Oh...now there's an idea, there.
Bean: Sorry, I used the phone to chip off this ice! *holds up reciever*
Beau: You know you should use a tv remote for chipping ice...
 
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Lisa: Don't go offending my brain count, Gonzo, I've got three minds, remember? <Looks at Prawnie> <Looks at Gonzo> Three and a half minds, beg pardon.
Robin: How do you have half a mind?
Lisa: The better question is, how DON'T YOU have half a mind?
Robin: Huh?
Lisa: Nevermind the mind thing.
 
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Ryan: *rolls eyes* *sees Layla and friends* *blinks* *decides not to say anything*
Gonzo: Hey! Look! There's Layla and friends!
Ryan: ...Yeesh...
 
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Bo: *knocks on the door from inside* Prawnie? Is that you? Would you let us out?
Bobo: *knocks on the floor* Maybe there's some kind of passage or...
Bean: *leaps on Bo's shoulder and knocks on his head* Hel-lo, we are going to die here!
Beau: *knocks on wood* *shrugs* It helps.
 
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Robin: <head pressed against door> Ryan, he wants you to let them out!
Lisa: Don't. Oh, hi Leyla! Hi Hilda! Hi- Jimmy. <hides behind Prawnie>
 
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Ryan: *to Bo's door* Argh! Avast ye lilly livered scoundrel! Aye, it be me, but there be no way I'll let ye out of yer prison! Argh!
Gonzo: What are you doing?
Ryan: Adding pop culture references.
Gonzo: Oh.
Ryan: Argh!
 
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Bo: Tyical...we're trapped by pirates. What is this, the most complicated sit-com on earth?
Bobo: I could check the tv guide?
Beau: We used it for defroasting the freezer...
Bo: Why are you doing that again?
 
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Leyla: Look! Oh, everyone's here to help! <sniffle> It does my warrior's heart proud!

Hilda: You're an elementary school teach-

Leyla: My cold mein and muscular form quiver at the sight of such a touching-

Jimmy: She's been a little high strung, lately, ain't she?

Leyla: Seal them in! They must not be allowed to escape! We will keep them, or kill them trying! Bwahahahaha!

Hilda: But you LIKE them-

Leyla: Meaningless words and hesitations! I'll have no cowards in my unit, soldier! Bring on the fluffy purple feathers! Tar up the door!

Robot Kermit: They're gonna have a hard time getting the deposit back after this.
 
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