Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Mmm, what smells so good?
Beth: Fresh muffins, I baked them this morning, help yourselves
Wanda: What kinds are there?
Beth: Well, radish muffins for Red, cinnamon swirl for you and me and chocolate chip muffins for Cookie Monster
Cookie: Ooh yummy!
Wanda: Sounds good
Red: Thanks Beth!
Beth: You're welcome!
*They all devour muffins quickly ala Cookie Monster style*

 

[The Count]

Well... Can't put it off any longer... Hey Count, I'm headed to the bat-room to shower and dress up, will be spending the afternoon at the campuss library taking care of that bothersome chore.
Count, to self: About time. Wery well...
Oh, and tell Prairie and Rosita Bryan'll be looking after them for the week until Kathy feels better.
Count: Check. Vhat about Gaffer?
She's a tough kitty, she'll either pop up at Bryan's or want to play with Fatatita.
Count: Ah... OK. Good luck vith everything.
Thanks... I'll need it.
*Trudges off to get washed down and dressed up before leaving the dorms.

 

[Gloat]

*Adam brings in acoustic guitar*

Boppity: you play music?

Adam: *sarcastic voice* nah, i'm unplugging the sink with a guitar

Gloat: Better get to it then

Adam: *Slaps Gloat with Shoe Horn*

Gloat: Hey, stop that!

Adam: no

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Early work day at Hooper's. I wonder if the guys got the message that Prairie Dawn and Rosita will be staying with us until Kathy recovers from her illness. She's been sick.
AM man: Where are my eggs!
Bry: right with you, sir!

 

[theprawncracker]

Rizzo: Hey, Ryan?
Ryan: *writing* Yeah, what is it, Rizzo?
Rizzo: Can we let Gonzo back in?
Ryan: *sigh* I guess, but tell him no explosives in the dorm room.
Rizzo: Gotcha.
Uncle Deadly: *swoops in* Ah, writing more of Men Are Pigs, I see?
Ryan: No, actually.
Uncle Deadly: *head tilt* Then what on Earth are you writing?
Ryan: A short story.
Uncle Deadly: About... us?
Ryan: Nope.
Uncle Deadly: About what, then?
Ryan: I'm not sure yet. But I'm writing it for my Honors English summer homework.
Uncle Deadly: Oh.
Ryan: Yup.
Uncle Deadly: Homework, you say?
Ryan: Mmhm. Devious, no?
Uncle Deadly: Quite.

 

[The Count]

*Back home and changed into casual clothes...

Count: Everything go OK?
No... Stupid new computer wouldn't let me do a thing, and the man who's in charge of the computer equipment never showed up. Gonna have to take care of it tomorrow. But at least now I'm home...
Count: You have a lot of posts to get to.
Yeah, I know. And Bo's probably already at 16K by now, pushing me back down to the lower 700's again. Oh well, gotta get to it all. And hopefully a couple of haunters too.
Count: Oh! That'd be great if you could get to it, but no vorries if you don't.
Thanks buddy. Know how much you're rooting for me to get that finally moving, just like how Uncle D's always prodding Ryan for more story.
Count: Yes... Do you plan to talk to them this time around?
Could do that... Not sure though, they seem to get along together, and Uncle D's the best warden Ryan has to get more story out of him until they're finished... So let's just see what happens.
Count: Good. LMK vhen you wish to have dinner and ve'll order it fright up.
OK... *Goes to start checking the backlog of posts.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *stretches, and emerges, blinking, into the light of the hallway* I swear I haven't left that room in a hundred years.
Bobo: I swear I have't eaten in a hundred years.
Bean: I SWEAR! Wait...no...
Beau: My mummy said never to swear...

Bo: Look...guys...I have to tell you something, my semester here in the Muppet Dorms is coming to an end.
Bobo: Look...huh?
Beau: Are you going to go bye-byes?
Bean: FREEDOM!

Bo: Ed, I'm checking out of the Dorms. If anyone wants to take on my roommates, and will take good care of them, they may feel free. Or they can joined the database of free roommates until such a time as I return to MBH. I've enjoyed my stay! Thanks for everything!

 

[The Count]

Hey Bo... You sure man? If that's your decision, I'll respect it. But you know in spite of my disgruntlement, you're always welcome here at the dorms. Hope everything's OK across the pond and take care pal.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER:Man it is hot, and what should we do

ZOE: Why don't we go swimming in the Dorms' Outdoor Swimming Pool

BABY BEAR: And why don't we get a snack at Everybody Eats then watch a Little Tv

LITTLE BIRD: Sounds Good

PETER: I'm thinking of what should we be doing tomorrow?

 

[BEAR]

Bert: Ernie, I'm going to the store. Do you have that shopping list for me?
Ernie: Right here, Bert. (hands Bert a piece of paper with writing)
Bert: Thank you. Bye! (heads out to the market)
Bry: (coming in almost running into Bert) Oh! Hi, Bert. Hey, guys! I'm home.
Big Bird: Hi, Bryan! And look who's here. Rosita and Prairie Dawn!
Prairie: Hello there.
Rosita: Hola! We've come to stay with you while poor Kathy is sick.
Bry: I know. Welcome. Just make yourself at home as usual. Ernie, any messages while I was gone?
Ernie: Ed called.
Bry: He did?
Ernie: Yep.
Bry: What did he want?
Ernie: I forget. I wrote it down somewhere. (scratching his head)
Bry: Eh, don't worry about it. I think I know what he was calling about. I'll get back to him a bit later tonight. Right now, I need a short nap and then dinner. Does Everybody Eats sound good to you all?
Rosita: I love that place!
Big Bird: Me too!
Bry: Great! We'll go in an hour or so.