Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: 'Tis a sad day... dear Beau hath moved out of the Dorms...
Gonzo: Then can I go blow up his room?
Ryan: Normally... yes. But fortunately, you're anything but normal.
Gonzo: Drat!

 

[The Count]

Well... One good thing out of Bo's moving away, though I hate to have it happen...
Bobo's now stationed at the lobby's desk in lue of Pops, as he'll take over security duties for the dorms.
And Beau will still be employed as dorm janitor... Though I think he's got a few other places to tidy up as well.
As for Bean, well, he skipped off back to his family's hutch near the church.
Count: Vhat church?
Oh surely you've heard of it...

Both: The hutchback of Notre Dame.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(chorus of groans)

Nora: Is it true that Bo's moving out?
Storyteller: It's what I heard, yes. His roommates are being reassigned.
Nora: We can't take Bean in, I'm sorry.
MN: Too right. (pause) Come on, Nora, let's see your new glasses.
Nora: (sighs, and puts glasses on)
Storyteller: Oh, they're perfect on you. They look like Scooter and Skeeter's glasses.
Nora: Yeah, but it feels weird just having them on my face.
MN: You get used to it. I've worn glasses for thirteen years.
Storyteller: Too true...now, what's on tomorrow?
MN: I'm on assignment for the paper.
Nora: File sorting down at the shop.
Storyteller: I'm working on a new legend of the Merggles.

 

[The Count]

Well... At least Bean's feet brought him some luck.
Count: Oh? How so.
Well... Though he needed new shoes, they were so low-maintenance they cost him only a penny.
Count: 1 cen for 2 shoes? Vhat kind of shoes vere they?
What else... Penny loafers.
Count: Boo... That's a bad joke.
Yes, but his shoes have passed on to a better place.
Count: You don't mean...
Yes, the shoe store.
Count: And here I thought they died.
They did... Of shoe poisoning.
Count: Vhat? The shoes vere poisoned? Vhat did they die of?
Arsenic and old lace.
Count: Boo, that's an old joke.
Well, those were old shoes.

 

[Beauregard]

Hey, Count, I am serious about moving out. But it's got nothing to do with our age old dissgruntlement, just that I've never really been able to keep up with the Dorms and only get to post here about once a month or something, so it seems odd to stay here as a resident. I'll be sure to still pop in from time to time as a guest at parties, if I may though?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <runs around the dorm room like a crazy woman> <...Oh, all right, IS a crazy woman, but that's beside the point>
Robin: <follows Lisa around>
Rowlf: Hey- what's the rush about?
Lisa: Pardon?
Rowlf: One, since when are you awake this early?
Lisa: ...Um... Since I can't sleep?
Rowlf: Oh.
Lisa: <still running around> Was there a two?
Rowlf: Yup. What are you running around for?
Lisa: Something's come up!
Robin: And I'm helping!
Rowlf: What came up?
Robin: I don't know. She hasn't told me.
Lisa: CHEF! I need wood! Hammer! Nails!
Chef: <loading things into Lisa's arms> Yabber hammedie bang bang de knock un de knock knock un nay de nay de nay.
Lisa: <examines items> Chef, I meant nails for WOOD, not finger nails!
Rowlf: Here. <Pulls a box of nails out of nowhere>
Lisa: Thanks! Where'd those come from?
Rowlf: Don't ask.
Lisa: And don't look down.
Rowlf: Beg pardon?
Lisa: Nevermind. Robin, you with me?
Robin: Yup!
Lisa: Good. Follow me! <runs downstairs to Bo's room and nails the door shut with Bo, Beau, Bobo, and Bean inside> HA! They'll NEVER leave dorms now! <Shifty eyes> C'mon, Robin. <runs back upstairs>
Robin: ...Gee... Wonder what she needed me to come with for. <Hops off after Lisa>

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *locked in room* This would be so much better if Bean could fit out of the window...
Bean: *bounces off the walls* We are prisoners, together, forever! We'll die here, starved, but happy! Holding hands!
Bobo: I bet 'cha I could break that door down with my bare hands...
Beau: Bear hands?
Bo: No...oh, wait, yes. Weren't we leaving?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *chases after Lisa* Hey, slow down there Camille! ...I want in on this too!
Gonzo: Me too!
Ryan: So, what's the plan, Stan?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <looks around> Stan? Who's Stan?
Robin: I think he was rhyming.
Lisa: Stan was rhyming?
Robin: With plan.
Lisa: Huh. Anyway. Hi Prawnie! Hi Gonzo.

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: *ear against door* Who's Stan?
Bobo: Stan back, the door's coming down. *runs towards door*
Bean: *bounces into Bobo's way* I love you! Don't leave us!
Bobo: *trips and lands in a rolling heap*
Bo: *leaving against wall* This is why we turn off television?