Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Bry: (on phone with Kyle) Hey, Kyle. Not too much. Ryan's room got destroyed again. I've been busy with work this week and then there was that great Fourth of July celebration. What have you been doing? We miss you. Telly misses you and the Monsters. When you coming back!

 

[theprawncracker]

Camilla: Brawk! Bagawk byuck bawk brawk bagawk!
Ryan: I know, I know, the noise from the construction team is bothering me too.
Camilla: Bawk brawk bagawk!
Ryan: Don't squawk at me! It's your boyfriend's fault, not mine!
Camilla: Brawk bawk!
Ryan: Gah...*goes to find something to eat*

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: what's all that noise?
Telly: what!
Bry: biff and sully! they're fixing Ryan's room back up!
Telly: what!
Bry: c'mon! Let's get some dinner!
Telly: what!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Bawling*

Bunsen: *Gives her milk and cookies* Yes yes, stop crying over your boredom for Mr. Al Gore's boring unrealistic theory of Global Warming on the Live Earth show. If you'd like I could explain mine!

Claudia: It's not that! ;__; *Sniffles and drinks the milk*

Bunsen: What is it then? *Looks concerned*

Claudia: I WANNA SEE MICHAEL JACKSON ON THE SHOW! Not talentless singing big hot shots!

Bunsen: You're starting to sound quite like Simon Cowell. Do get ahold of yourself.

Beaker: *Sits next to her* Meee?

Claudia: Well yah..Alicia was good...but some of them stunk!

Bunsen: Just eat the cookies. >_o

Claudia: *Sniffles* *Munch munch* Ok Bunnie. ;_;

 

[Gloat]

Gloat: What ya think of the concert?

Adam: I didn't watch it, and i didnt watch it because whenever they have these massive lives shows they never play anything i'm intersted in

Gloat: Well surely you liked at least one of the performers

Adam: nope, they need to get a bigger variety of music up there

Boppity: What artists?

Adam: I dunno, like Kula Shaker, that would be different

Gloat: Who else?

Adam: Fish

Boppity: Isn't he Scottish

Adam: Yeh, whats your point?

Boppity: nothin

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Gosh, it is hot out

ZOE: We got the Air Conditioning

BABY BEAR: Feels so Good

LITTLE BIRD: It makes me feel cool

PETER: What do you want to do, do you want to go to the Beach

ZOE: Oh boy, the Beach

BABY BEAR: To Go Swimming

LITTLE BIRD: And Build Sand Castles

PETER: Make sure you got lots of sunscreen

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Scrubbing the bathroom floors*

Bunsen: Need assistance?

Claudia: *Growls* *Hair messed up*

Beaker: *Hides behind Bunsen* Meemee

Bunsen: I forget how she gets when she is cleaning the bathroom.

Claudia: Hate...cleaning..but..compulsive cleaning...can't stop. *Twitch*

Bunsen: Um..toodle-loo! *Chuckles nervously* *Leaves with Beaker*

Beaker: MEE! *Feels his ankle being gripped on*

Claudia: Help me clean please. *Glare*

Beaker: *Nods quickly out of fear* ME!

Claudia: You too Bunsen.

Bunsen: *Snaps fingers* Oh poo.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *lays out lower bunk* Ahh... man, that Biff and Sully really do a gangbuster job.
Clifford: *stretches on upper bunk* Yeah man, it's great, room looks even better than it did before.
Ryan: Yup... and we don't even have to worry about Gonzo anymore.
Clifford: ...Why not?
Ryan: *ahem* He's being handled... by top men.
Clifford: *brief silence* Who?
Ryan: Top. Men.

*cut to tied-up Gonzo being dragged away by Sweetums and Uncle Deadly*

Sweetums: Where're we takin' 'im?
Uncle Deadly: I have no idea.

 

[Beakerfan]

*collapses on lobby floor* OOF. *lays there*
Floyd: *comes running* Alex! Are you ok? *helps her up*
I am sooo exhausted Floyd! I'm not sure I can even make it back to our room! I have been so busy with the wedding, and I went to Discovery Kingdom today.... ugh. I need to ge-zzzzzzzzz *falls asleep*
Animal: *comes running* AL-EX!
Floyd: shhhh..... help me with her!
Pepe: Oh jou guys may need some help hokay!
Floyd: She's not that heavy. I think we can handle it. We just need to get her on the couch over there.
Pepe: But I want to help hokay!
Animal: qui-et!
Floyd: Ok, if you really want to help, here, help support her middle. Animal, grab her feet.
Animal: OK.
*they all pick Alex up*
Floyd: Ok guys! right over there... careful... careful... don't drop her.... careful Animal...right over here.... ok, now lift her up and set her down gently...
Animal: *raises Alex's legs then drops them back on the floor*
Floyd: No no Animal! Not like that! *drops Alex's arms* Don't wake her! Put her on the couch!
Pepe: *gets squished*

 

[The Count]

*Doing a few midnight checks on the residents... Finds Gonzo tied up and under guard in the basement office. What the... Oh well, so long as Uncle D's got everything under claw...
*Moves on and feels he should check the lobby. *Finds Alex snoozing on the lobby couch and hears a bit of muffled protestation, though not so loud that it wakes her up.
Hmmm... Lemme see... *Checks out the scene and fishes Pepe out from under the sleeping lady.
Come on now, we don't want to have squashed prawns, it's better to have prawns with squahsh. And after last time, bruised prawn left a bad taste in your mouth too.
*Lets Pepe scurry off to Floyd and Animal, before covering Alex with a spare blanket.

MC Dorms were brought to you by the letter M for moon and midnight, and by the number 3.
Night folks.