Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

*watching "Kids Favoite Country Songs" DVD* This is a cute little video. And i thought the monsters would have like to watch it with me but they were all to sleepy after our trip back. Well guess that's the end of this day. The Muppet Droms were brought to you by the letters D and V and by the number 2. Muppet Dorms were a porducion of the Muppet Central Forms. Good night folks. (whispers) Yee-Haw!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *snuggled up with penguin cannon in bed*
Rizzo: *to Uncle Deadly* And I thought you were a good nagger.
Uncle Deadly: *sigh* There goes my trophy.

 

[The Count]

*Waking up... Aaaaahhm.
Count: Sleep vell?
Yeah... Gotta get a bath though.
Count:Not before you read everything in the library. Seems there vas a mass updating last night.
And I missed out on it.
Count: Along vith Uncle Deadly losing his frightful nagging title.
Well, he still has that Blue Lightning of his.
Count: True... And ve have a second penguin cannon should he need to borrow it sometime.
Not to mention the muffin cannon, Super Soaker Beth lent us, and the nagging stick that's part of a matching set with the one Christy has.

So come on already, let's get to reading.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Yawn* -_- *Interrupted by the sounds of a screaming Beaker*

Beaker: MEEEMEEMEEMAMA! *Electrified in during pluggage*

Bunsen: Oh Beakie--you smell wonderful. It's from that cologne you bought hmm? *Chuckles*

Beaker: *Sighs at the smoke lifting off his skin* Meemee..

Bunsen: *Smiles prideful* We need to have Claudia go through it don't we Beaker?

Beakie *Shakes head*

Bunsen: Indeed!

Claudia: *Brushing her teeth* It's saturday mommy.... *Half asleep*

Bunsen: Claudia try out the makeover machine!

Claudia: I'm too tired Bunnie

Bunsen: Don't Bunnie me Miss Claudia! *Smiles* Oh come now--won't you give it that old college try?

Claudia: No. Besides I don't think I need a makeover. I am fit, healthy, and eating right and that results in natural attractivness....*Looks at self with her wild hair poofed up*...well I am pretty on th inside?

Bunsen: *Clears throat* Beakie. *Dramatic pause*

Beakie: *Fiddling with his collar nervously*

Bunsen: Charge my comrad! *Grasps her hand*

Beakie: *Grabs her other hand*

Claudia: HEY! THIS IS KIDNAPPING! EEEE! *Smirks as they can't pull her to even save their lives* heeeheeee

Bunsen: Oh poo.

Beakie: *Pant* *Pant* mee *pant*

Claudia: For that action I'm going to send the Count to count your last few seconds to live.

Bunsen: *Pushes her from behind*

Claudia: *Is in the machine a minute later* -_-

Beaker: meeme

Bunsen: I adore this machine as well. It was actually the only successful one we've created.

Beaker: *Hears Claudia's screaming* Mee mee

Bunsen: Oh don't worry Beakie! We're Scientists..we're paid to fail.

Beaker: O_O

Claudia: *Comes out looking like Michael Jackson* I AM MY IDOL! OMG! EEE I AM THE KING OF-

Bunsen: *Pushes her back in the machine crazily*

Beaker: *Turns on Michael's hits on her Stereo* Meemeemeemeeeee

Bunsen: Oh you like his music Beakie?

Beakie: Meemee

Claudia: AAOW! YOU GOT TO BE STARTIN SOMETHIN! *Sings*

Bunsen: That was the opposite of a makeover I believe but as Claudia is his number one fan it seems natural she'd not care of it.

Beaker: *Pets Claudia's picture* Meemee...*Sniffles*

Bunsen: Don't worry she will be back to normal...it'll be like when Ashanti turned into Kelly O.

Beaker: *Romantic sigh* meemee

Bunsen: Why Beaker--do I sense a crush on the beautiful and lovley Ashanti?

Beaker: *Nod nod* meemee

Bunsen: Claudia will be mighty jealous Beaker. *Tease*

Claudia: *Comes out* I AM WEARING A SKIRT? I CANT WALK IN HIGHHEELS!

Bunsen: Why Miss Claudia...you look hauntingly attractive today.

Claudia: Bunsen--don't you even think about it *Marches clumsily out the door*

Beaker: meemee

Bunsen: Oh beaker I love flustering her to death. *Snickers* She gets mad so quickly.

Beaker: Meemee *Snickers*

OOC: I crack myself up whenever I post. XD

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Good Morning

ZOE: Morning! Peter

PETER: How was the Party

BABY BEAR: I Had Fun

LITTLE BIRD: And Congardulations to Kevin Clash and Carroll Spinney on winning the Emmy for Childrens Performer

PETER: Yeah, they have won a lot of emmys

ZOE: So What are we going to do this Saturday

PETER: I'm thinking on it?

 

[Erine81981]

Good moring everyone. The monsters are still asleep but they'll be up later. Around 9:30 i'll be heading out to work. So i'll be here till then. *goes down to the kitchen for some cereal*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *pushes penguin cannon up to Lisa's door* *knocks* Liiiiiisa! Are you in?
Gonzo: You're going to fire penguins at your wife?
Ryan: Certainly! What else says 'I love you' better than a penguin flying towards you at mach speeds?
Gonzo: Nothing! I was just checking.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <calls through door> No, I'm not in- I'm Insane! Insane A. Sylum. Come on, Prawnie, you of all people should know that!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: ...Could you at least open the door?
Rizzo: Hey, what's goin' on?
Gonzo: Ryan's attempting to pledge his love to Lisa by firing penguins through a cannon directly at her.
Rizzo: Oh. ...Couldn't he just us a box of chocolates?
Gonzo: No! You ate them!
Rizzo: *smacks lips* Oh yeah.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ...What? Rope-in-the-floor? Why would I put a rope in the floor?