Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *rolls eyes* Open the door!
Gonzo: I don't think she can understand you.
Ryan: ...Put a rope-in-the-floor!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ...Foot a coat in the lore? ...How do you foot a coat in the lore?
Robin: I think he's saying-
Lisa: Sh... <giggles>

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: You know Gonzo, I have a sneaking suspicion that she's messing with me.
Rizzo: Gee, Einstein, what makes ya t'ink dat?
Ryan: *shrug* Lucky guess.
Gonzo: Well what are you gonna do?
Ryan: ...Gonzo...?
Gonzo: Yeah?
Ryan: Get in the cannon.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <listening with ear to door> ...Oh, curses, um... Robin? Step aside. Rowlf? Chef?
Rowlf: You rang?
Chef: Ya bler da goom?
Lisa: Help me move my bed to block the door.
Rowlf: ...You sure you wanna do that?
Lisa: Well, the only other thing that could actually block the door is your piano, and-
Rowlf: Let's move the bed.
<Lisa, Rowlf, and Chef push the bed in front of the door and tip it up on its end, leaning it against the door>

 

[ZootyCutie]

Okay, so, what do we do now?

Janice: Like, talk about DNA evidence?

Lips: Launch water balloons at unsuspecting people?

Zoot: Sing?

I'm agreeing with Zoot.

Lips: What's wrong with water balloons?

Maddie: I've got a mule,
Her name is Sal,
Fifteen years on the Erie Canal.
She's a good old worker
And a good old pal,
Fifteen years on the Erie Canal.

Janice: We've hauled some barges in our day
Filled with lumber, coal and hay
And ev'ry inch of the way I know
From Albany to Buffalo.

Lips:Low Bridge, ev'rybody down,
For it's Low Bridge,
We're coming to a town!
You can always tell your neighbor,
You can always tell your pal,
If you've ever navigated
On the Erie Canal.

Zoot: Low Bridge, ev'rybody down,
For it's Low Bridge,
We're coming to a town!
You can always tell your neighbor,
You can always tell your pal,
If you've ever navigated
On the Erie Canal.

Maddie: We better get along
On our way, old gal,
Fifteen miles on the Erie Canal.
Cause you bet your life
I'd never part with Sal,
Fifteen miles on the Erie Canal.

Janice: Git up there, mule, here comes a lock,
We'll make Rome 'bout six o'clock.
One more trip and back we'll go
Right back home to Buffalo.

Lips: Low Bridge, ev'rybody down,
For it's Low Bridge,
We're coming to a town!
You can always tell your neighbor,
You can always tell your pal,
If you've ever navigated
On the Erie Canal.

Zoot: Low Bridge, ev'rybody down,
For it's Low Bridge,
We're coming to a town!
You can always tell your neighbor,
You can always tell your pal,
If you've ever navigated
On the Erie Canal.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Alright Gonzo, you ready?
Gonzo: *fastens helmet* Check!
Rizzo: What's wit' da helmet?
Gonzo: I've gotta keep my face pretty.
Ryan: ...Yeah. Alright, Uncle D.! Light this puppy!
Uncle Deadly: There is no way I am setting an innocent dog on fire.
Ryan: The cannon!
Uncle Deadly: Oh. *snaps fingers and sparks ignite the cannon*
Ryan: *plugs ears* ...Hey... where'd the penguins go?
Rizzo: *ears plugged* WHAT?
Ryan: The pen-
Random Penguin: *slips into the cannon, pointing it at Ryan*
Ryan: AH!
Gonzo: *shoots out of the cannon, into Ryan, and out the window*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <ear to wall next to door> ...That sounded painful.
Rowlf: I'm sure Gonzo enjoyed it.
Lisa: Yes, but I'm half in great pain, so I'm sure Prawnie didn't.
Rowlf: ...I'll take your word for it.

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: *walking on the sidewalk back to the Dorms* *sees Ryan and Gonzo on the ground* *walks over* What happened to you two?
Ryan: *immoble on ground* Penguins... cannon... Lisa... excrciating pain...
Clifford: *nods* Gotcha.
Gonzo: *jumps up* Whoo! That was great! And my helmet sure did help, don't'cha think, Ryan?
Ryan: Oh... oh yeah... that only shattered one or two of my ribs...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Chef: <cooking something> Yeeeeng go hur de hu de buski du... Yengo de hurdy de hur, bork bork bork!
Robin: ...What are you making?
Chef: Ya, de gestky-butter zoooop fur de rye bread!
Robin: ...I think I'll get out of the way.
Rowlf: Wise choice. Chef, what'd you say you were making?
Chef: Gestky-butter zoooop fur de rye bread!
Robin: ...Something about butter soup and rye bread?
Rowlf: I think it's best not to ask.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *still imoble on ground* No... no... I'm fine... just immoble here... on the ground... in pain...
Rizzo: *back in room* *calls out for pizza*