Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Waffles, that'd sound yummy if I didn't have to rush off to classes in a few minutes.

Oh hey, I'll just have my bats leave Erin a bottle of maple syrup enfused with some orange flavoring.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *wakes up from a deep sleep* Huh? WHAT THE??????? Man, what happened? Have I seriously been out here this long??? Where'd Floyd go? Why did he leave without me? And why have I been sleeping in this forest for so long? *gets up and runs off*
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*back at the dorms*

Alex: Helloooooo? Where is everyone? The dorms look really strange today. Kind of spooky. And where the hey is Floyd????? Ah! Number 42......*opens the door* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs back downstairs* THAT IS NOT MY ROOM! *creeps back* Who's in there? It looks more like a cave than a room........ oh. my. gosh. That guy looks like Alice Cooper! AHHHHHHH!!!! *runs off*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Waffles, that'd sound yummy if I didn't have to rush off to classes in a few minutes.

Oh hey, I'll just have my bats leave Erin a bottle of maple syrup enfused with some orange flavoring.

While crew is in kitchen, there is a knock at the door.

MN: (mixing dry ingredients with milk and oil) I'll get it. (puts bowl down and goes to door) What's this? It's a group of bats, holding a bottle of maple syrup...with an infusion of orange, how delightful! (takes bottle) Hold on a moment, and I'll have something for you to take back for Ed and the Count.
Storyteller: Are those Ed's bats?
MN: Yeah, and they brought us a present. Orange maple syrup. How's that one batch of waffles coming along?
Storyteller: They'll be out of the iron in five...four...three...(timer beeps) They're done.
MN: Okay, we'll send that batch over to Ed and the Count, and cook the next batch for us.
Nora: Will they keep?
Storyteller: Oh, sure they will.

(MN wraps batch of hot waffles in a clean towel, puts them in a basket and takes it to door.)
MN: Here you go, and tell your keepers we said thanks for the syrup. (bats depart with basket)

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *hiding in the bathroom* what's going on what's going on what's going on???

Voice from Somewhere Else: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair!

Alex: *begins shaking a rocking back and forth*

Other Voice from Somewhere Else: HEY! HEY! Alex!!! What's wrong?!? ALEX!!!!

Alex: *eyes open* hmwha? *starts to scream*

Floyd: ALEX! Snap out of it! That must've been one darn scary dream!

Alex: Oh my gosh! Floyd is it really you? *squeezes Floyd in a big hug* Wow. You know I thought Alice Cooper was lurking about? *hears music in the background* Is that School's Out?

Floyd: Oh, yeah. I got it for Animal.

Alex: *faints*

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: *sitting at the desk, staring off into space and tapping a pencil*
Tosh: Uh, Kim? Everything okay?
Kim: Huh? Oh, yeah Tosh. My birthday is tomorrow, and for the first time in twenty-six years I'm not excited about it. I have to work at the library, and the morning that I thought I'd have to myself to veg I'm now going to be spending looking after my four year-old cousin before I have to go into work. So yeah, Tosh, everything's just peachy.
Gillis: A little heavy on the sarcasm there, don't you think?
Kim: Shyeah, whatever.
Betty Lou: *coming in with Boober* Man, the whole dorm sure is buzzing about those elections. Do you know who you're voting for yet, Kim?
Kim: I'm abstaining. I don't care for the mudslinging that's going between a couple of the parties (who shall remain nameless but probably know who they are anyway).
Boober: Mudslinging? Everyone looked pretty clean to me.
Kim: It doesn't mean real mud, Boober. 'Mudslinging' means that the candidates are doing everything they can to make themselves look good by making their opponents look bad. That, and I'm not fond of all the pressure that's being put on people to vote for one person over another. Friends are turning against friends...it's getting ugly. So, I'm not voting.
Tosh: Well, if you're not voting Kim...then neither am I!
Gillis: And neither am I!
Boober: I won't vote, either!
Betty Lou: Same here.

-Kim

 

[The Count]

Ah, home at last.
*Bats return with a basket of hot freshly made waffles from Erin.
*In Kermit voice: Oh good. So I take it she liked the orange maple syrup. Small gesture towards her, as an RHLC-er I thought she'd dig it.

*Settles down to eat a good waffle dinner with the Count at our table in our room.
Count: Kim said she wasn't woting.
Hmmm, that's bad news. But it's her decision, so I respect her for it. Though there are some addresses scheduled for TV broadcast tomorrow night where the candidates hope to expound on the issues they stand for instead of this continuous in-fighting against each other.
Count: Vell, I hope Piggy adwances to the final round.
Me too. But at least she has some plans if she doesn't.
Count: Oh? Vhat?
Sorry, that's a trade secret. *Takes another bite of hot waffles.

 

[Erine81981]

Guys come here. There's a new show from the producers of "The Moppet Family." It's called "Happy 30 of December."

FilFil: Yea but it's not even december yet.

I know but that's what makes it funny.

Herry: What's it about?

Just about a baby boy and his dead pet lizard.

FilFil: Pretty weird i say.

Herry: I know what you mean.

Where's Grover? I know he would love to watch this.

Herry: He's already in bed. With that election been going it's kind of hard on him.

I understand. I just hope they don't go to over borad with him. I'm going to head to my room and watch this. So take over if ya'll want. Good night guys.

FilFil and Herry: Good night Kyle.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (coming into the room exhausted) Hey, guys.
Ernie: (doing some writing) Hi there, Bryan!
Bert: (already in his pajamas and reading in his chair) Hello.
Ernie: Where've you been?
Bry: Oh, a friend of mine at home had a birthday and we were celebrating today. How was the campaign party last night?
Telly: (playing with triangles) It was okay.
Bry: Just okay?
Telly: Well, we didn't really get to play much.
Ernie: The Electric Mayhem was hogging the stage for Miss Piggy. Khekhekhe!
Bry: I'm sorry, guys. I'm sure Grover appreciated you being there. Speaking of which...I wonder why The Count is backing Miss Piggy. I'd think he'd be more in support of his old friend Grover.
Bert: Me too, but I'm sure he has his reasons.
Bry: Yeah...
Ernie: By the way, Bryan. I think you better check outback. There's someone there waiting for ya.
Bry: Really? Okay.
(goes out the back door to the nest area and sees Big Bird sound asleep)
Bry: (stroking his feathery back gently) Big Bird?
Big Bird: (snoring) Quaqua...*snort* (waking up) Huh? (excitedly) BRYAN!
Bry: (closing his beak) Sshhhhh... You'll wake up the other residents.
Big Bird: Oh...sorry. Oh, Bryan, I'm so happy to see you. I've missed you so much. (shooting off questions at rapid speed) How was your trip? Did you have fun? Did you--
Bry: (calming him down) Shh...I'll tell you all about it tomorrow. You just get some sleep. Okay?
Big Bird: Okay.
Bry: Goodnight, Big Bird.
Big Bird: Goodnight.
Bry: Oh, and Big Bird?
Big Bird: Huh?
Bry: I really missed you too.
Big Bird: (lights up with joy)
Bry: Sweet dreams.
Hoots: (voice-over) Muppet College Dorms were brought to you today by the number 2 and by the letter B. G'night, cats and gates!

 

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

Hello from the dorms management team.

Another person celebrates a birthday today... One of the sisters, in spirit, in charge of the Three Candles Library... The eldest sister, Kim! If you want to leave a card or present, drop it off at Room #19's door on the second floor. Talk to Betty Lou or any of her Fraggle friends for how you can help with party preparations.

Happy birthday Kim and have a good day everybody!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *springs up in bed* FLOYD! ANIMAL'S COMING HOME TODAY!!!!!!

Floyd: *jumps out of bed* where is he where is he? *runs downstairs*

Alex: *smacks forehead* PUT A SHIRT ON NEXT TIME!