Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[redBoobergurl]

Cookie: Uh, hey monster buddies? Big Bird not missing, he went to his room to wait for Bryan there. He thought it good to stay in one place. You guys nice to help though!

 

[Erine81981]

Cookie: Uh, hey monster buddies? Big Bird not missing, he went to his room to wait for Bryan there. He thought it good to stay in one place. You guys nice to help though!

Hi Cookie Monster. Thanks for letting us know before we took off. *whew*

Super Grover: Thanks to us working together we have saved another person or bird.

Herry: We didn't even go anywhere.

Just play along Herry. Thanks to us. Thanks again Cookie Monster. Tell Big Bird hi for us.

 

[The Count]

Oy... I'm worried now that Grover and that Bunsen jerk are tied for the lead. No matter who gets the next vote among them, that'll put Piggy squarely in last place. We rully need some votes to either take the lead again or stay in second. Of course, anything we say gets twisted by the annoying mad scientist's warped mind as he keeps politically wrangling with us, unable to curb his tongue and let a statement be what it is or let a musical concert be enjoyed the masses.

Come on everybody, down with Bunsen! And the only way we can do that is by voting enough to get Piggy first or second place in this round of the elections!

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: On the other hand...
Beau: *clamps hand over Bo's mouth*
Bobo: Hold him.
Bo: Mmm mmmrying to mmm mmehm!
Bobo: We know you are trying to convince the masses to vote for Bunsen instead of Piggy, but Piggy is our friend.
Bo: Mmky my mmmnd!
Bobo: And Luke is your friend, yes, but we can't move the political debate into this place. Stay on the front lines, buddy. Baby steps!
Bo: Mmmm!!!
Beau: I agree!

 

[The Count]

What Bo fails to notice is that he can't move within the parameters of his own room, as it's filled to capacity with past due bill notices for that light that got punched out. And if he's not careful, his clock will be next to be punched.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *with mouth stuffed with bill notices* I should work... *thppp...spits them out*...for some extra cash to reign in my debts...any ideas?
Beau: Janitorial supply seller person?
Bobo: Ametour balloon artist?
Bean: SINGING!

Bo: Where did he come from?
Bobo: *shrugs*
Beau: *shrugs*
Bills: *squash*

 

[MartyMuppets]

Dear Ed,

Bill and I would like to express our heartfelt appreciation not just for being welcomed back to our old dorm but also for the Vote for Piggy badges you gave us. They look very nice pinned to our lapels.
We wish Piggy the very best of luck in the presidential campaigns.

By the way we're also very pleased to say that my dear mummy has no signs of her cancer re-appearing as of yet still. Even though her arthritis has been flaring up we are naturally delighted about her state of health. And she is able to keep on top of her pain with painkilling medication her doctor prescribes for her.
Obviously somebody has heard our prayers for her and we are still blowing bubbles of joy and gratitude.

Regards from Bill and Marty Dorm 13

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *wonders if its the many bills crowding his room talking, or a different Bill*

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Another Week at the Dorms

ZOE: Who do you want to vote for President, I vote for Grover

PETER: Me Too

LITTLE BIRD: I'm voting for Grover

BABY BEAR: Me Too, GROVER all the way

PETER: So why don't we go to the pool for Swimming

OKAY

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(MN and Nora are both collapsed on the sofa)

Storyteller: My, my, you've got that glazed, lethargic, heaven-help-us-it's-finals-time look in your eyes.
MN: Two huge papers and a brain-buster of a history exam.
Nora: History, biology and 19th century British lit, in that order.
MN: I got that paper on Egyptian jewelry back. Got a B on it.
Nora: I need to help Mrs. Farley set up her Mother's Day display at the store tomorrow.
Storyteller: Good grief...tell you girls what. How about we have waffles or something like that for dinner? You two seem to be in need of some comfort food.
MN: Oh, don't you know it. I'll get the flour, sugar, baking powder and stuff.
Nora: I'll start slicing some fruit and whipping some cream.