Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Okay guys, here's the deal, I managed to swipe a bowl of cheesy potatoes from my parent's dinner party back home. Gaurd it with your lives, I'm gonna go check on the party. *leaves*
Ernie: What do you think happened to all that other food, Bert?
Bert: I dunno.
Rizzo: *throws a bottlecap on the floor*
Bert: Ooh! Look at THAT! *bends over*
Ernie: Look at what? *bends over*
Rizzo: *swipes cheesy potatoes and runs* This is too easy.
Ernie: *gets back up* ...Uh oh.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: Hey everyboddieeeee!!

Herry: It's time to dance! Hit it DJ FilFil!

FilFil pops up from behind a set of record players set over by the wall of the Fan Fic Library and starts with the DJing

DJ FilFil: *wearing a head band* Yo yo yo everybody. It's time for us to bust a move. Everybody ready?

Maurice: I know i am.

Telly: Me too. *laughs*

DJ FilFil: Then lets get fuzzy and funky. *starts up some music*

I'm here with the sodas. This place is happen. Hey Clifford. *hip hop hand shake* What up fool?

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: *laughs* Hey man, good to see you guys made it. Like I said, we got muffins and punch over there. Not sure how much is left. Or where Ryan is with the rest of that food.

Ryan:* in a ventalation shaft* Uch, I am going to exterminate that vermin!
Ernie: *crawling behind Ryan* I can't believe Bert didn't wanna come with us.
Ryan: *crawls into a spider web* Yeah, what an opportunity he's missing...

 

[Ruahnna]

Catherine: Isn't this exciting? Lisa's going to be a genuine adult!
Fozzie: Is that different from being a fake adult?
Piggy: Oh, brother.
Fozzie: I didn't know she had a brother. I thought she and Ryan were just friends.
Kermit: Um, Fozzie--Catherine meant that Lisa's going to be of legal age.
(Fozzie put both hands over his mouth, shocked.)
Fozzie: You mean--you mean she's been illegal all this time?
Kermit: (desperately) Help me out here, guys!
Catherine: Um, okay. (pats Kermit on head so he doesn't hyperventilate) Fozzie, in order to make some decisions for yourself, you have to reach a certain ago.
Fozzie: Why?
Catherine: Um, well, it's because it's better to make some decisions after you're old enough to understand the consequences.
Piggy: And be tried as an adult.
Kermit: Piggy! Not helping!
Fozzie: What kinds of things?
Catherine: Um, things like going into a bar, and uh, you know, getting a tattoo and, well, entering into a legally binding contract and getting married and those sorts of things.
Fozzie: Wow! And Lisa will be old enough to do all those things?
Catherine: Well, um, yes.
Fozzie: Is she going to do those things?
Catherine: I don't think so, dear. C'mon everybody--let's shake a leg. Party won't wait forever!
Piggy: (smugly) My present is the best.
Kermit: Oh, you think so? What makes you think a Miss Piggy writing pen is better than a Kermit writing tablet?
Catherine: I think she'll like both of your presents. I was practical. I made food.
Kermit: What'd you make?
Catherine: Something without cheese--I hear their having a problem with cheese in Ryan's room. I made cookies. These are chocolate chip--the ones in this big tin. And the ones in this bright green tin are NOT chocolate chip cookies, got it?
Kermit: Oh, good! The kind Robin likes!
Piggy: I seem to remember a certain amphibian who ate about five last time I brought them home....
Kermit: (fondly) Yeah--that was very sweet of you, Piggy. Not many bakeries around here make them.
Fozzie: Well, I think she's going to like my present best of all.
Catherine: What'd you get her, Fozzie?
Fozzie: A nametag. See?--you can write your name in it right here, and if your name changes, you can just wipe it off and write in your new name.
Catherine: (ruffling Fozzie's fur) You're a pretty smart bear, you are. I think she's gonna love it.
Piggy: I think she needs it!
Kermit: I think we're here! Party time! Happy birthday, Lisa!

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Hey hey! Look who it is! Kerm, Piggy, Fozzie, Cath, welcome everybody. Hey, you brought cookies? Great. We need 'em. We're drastically low on food, and our cook ran off somewhere.

Ryan: *in a ventalation shaft* Ernie, will you quit squeaking Rubber Duckie?
Ernie: I left Rubber Duckie with Bert, Ryan.
Ryan: ...Then what's squeak- *the vent falls through dropping us in the pool*
Rizzo: *laughs from lawn chair* Hahaha! I got you good Ryan! Haha! Good luck findin' me now! *runs off again*
Ryan: ...Ernie?
Ernie: Yeah?
Ryan: We're gonna need the heavy artilery...
Ernie: *gulps* Like?
Ryan: ...We're callin' in the Chef.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: *runs up to Kermit yelling* Hey Kermie babieeeeee! *slaps Kermit on the back* How are things going?

Over by the food/drink/present table..........

Telly: Whoever made this punch it taste really good. Oooo triangle sandwiches. *picks one and eats it*

Maurice: Your right Telly. The punch is good. Chips and dip too. *grabs a plate and puts some chips and dip on it*

DJ FilFil: That was "Hip Hop Your way to the pond" by our own frog, Kermit.

Herry: *sipping some soda* He sure does change alot.

Maurice: *mouthful* Yep.

DJ FilFil: Next on the turn table is our favorite dance song. "Honk Around the Clock," *starts it up*

 

[Katzi428]

Yeesh...sorry we're late,guys.
Prairie:Yeah...we ran into a bit of a problem.
Rosita:Feliz cumpleanos Lisa! handing Lisa a flat boxIt's a notebook to write your fan fics in!
(OOC:It took me forever to get into MC dorms )

 

[theprawncracker]

Swedish Chef: Vhere's zee ret? I'll teke-a cere-a ooff heem. Und meke-a a neece-a suooffle-a.
Ryan: That's the spirit Chef. ...I think. Now, c'mon, he's this way.
Ernie: Ryan, are you sure this is safe?
Ryan: Ernie, please, I promised Bry I would take care of you. I have nothing but your utmost safety in mind.
Swedish Chef: *shoots blunderbuss through wall* Un svoond de bork!
Ryan: ...On second thought, maybe you better meet me back in the room.

 

[Erine81981]

Hey Kathy! *waving across the room* Prairie! Rosita!

Herry: Hey Rosita! You wanna dance with me?

Maurice: *blushes* Hey Prairie. You look pru-dy. W-w-wanna dan-dance?

DJ FilFil: This next song goes out to our one and only birthday girl, Lisa. *plays "The First Time I saw You."*

Telly: I don't have anyone to dance with. *groans a sigh*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: That's okay, Telly. Neither do I! <Dances with Telly>