Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Wow. What a great movie!
Clifford: You got that right dude, I didn't go in expecting much, but walked out lovin' it.
Ryan: Me too!
Ernie: I thought it was really, really good. I'm gonna have to write Bryan and tell him to go see "Meet the Robinsons" while he's on tour.
Bert: Great idea Ernie! I'll let Berniece carry it to him!
Ryan: Great idea guys.
Rizzo: Yeah, now where's the grub? I'm starvin'!
Gonzo: But you ate all of our popcorn at the movie!
Rizzo: *shrug*

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: Today the dorms were brought you by the letter "R" and by the number "2130."

Herry: Grover, that's a long number.

Grover: It is from the movie "Meet the Robinson."

Herry: Is it a good movie?

Grover: That is what i heard Ryan say. And Ernie and Bert.

Herry: Well then let's go see it.
Grover: It is a little late and dark outside.

Herry: Tomorrow then?

Grover: Sounds good to me. Good night everybodieeee!!

Herry: Good night folks.

 

[The Count]

*Ahem... Ryan der Prawn. If you could please see me downstairs, I have something I need to talk to you about. You can reach me via PM, hope to hear from you soon.

 

[The Count]

Dorms Announcement.

Hello there. Thought you might like to know, I'll be gone for most of the day today and won't return till after midnight. But no worries... A worthy candidate has been found to serve as temporary dorms manager for the day. Yes, if you have any questions or party plans or anything like that, check with Ryan aka that guy who's a confessed cracker of prawns. Will be gone in a couple of hours, so have fun and have a great weekend everybodeeeeee!

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:UGH!! Kathy..look at what Gaffer did on the floor!
looking and finding a *ahem* present Ohhhh gross! I wonder what made her do this?
Prairie & Rosita meanwhile are giggling as I pick up what's on the floor
This is FAKE!!You two!
Rosita:Gotcha,Kathy!April Fool!
Yeesh!shaking head. You two got me!And GOOD! But I'll get you back...Trust me!evil cackle

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *sits in armchair* Man, it's good to be in charge.
Rizzo: *runs in in a panic* Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! The kitchen is on FIRE!!
Ryan: *shrugs* Send someone who isn't in charge to take care of it.
Rizzo: If you don't do something quick you're not gonna be in charge much longer! Let alone BE at all!
Ryan: *thinks* ...Okay, fine.

 

[anytimepally]

Don: Do you smell smoke?
Randall: (sniffing the air) Now that you mention it.. yeah.
Don: What do you figure is going on?
Randall: Oh, they've probably set the kitchen on fire.
Don: Should we.. you know.. evacuate?.. or help?
Randall: Nah, they'll call us if they need us.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *trying to put out the fire* GONZO! CALL RANDALL! TELL HIM TO EVACUATE!
Gonzo: *on fire himself* Can't.
Ryan: ...AHHHHHH!!

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie!Rosita!I smell smoke!We need to hurry out of here!
Rosita:Kathy....that's not funny!
Prairie:Rosita...she's not joking!I smell it too!Let's hurry!
the three of us hurry out of Room 6 before we hear a faint meow!
Oh no!Gaffer!!!going back in & trying to grab Gaffer but she's giving me a tough timeGaffer...please!We need to get out of here!
Gaffer:Merowwww....Hissss!!!!
I know....I know...but I don't want you to be a fried feline. OK...NOW you're safe. Girls.you OK?
Prairie:Yes....I'm fine.
Rosita:Me too..but Kath...you have scratches from Gaffer all over your arms.
I'll clean & bandage them up later.I just want to make sure you are all right.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Chef, you MANIAC, do something!
Chef: Ya shmer da huun da shkoomber shtoon!
Lisa: I don't care HOW it started, just PUT THE FIRE OUT!
Chef: Yeemurn shkyurm...
Lisa: <Sigh!>
Chef: <throws a fire extinguisher at the fire> TA DAAAA!
Lisa: ...<groans>...