Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Feels a bit better at the tolling of the midnight chimes. Mmm, sounds like there's some music coming from upstairs. Well, good night guys and gals.
MC Dorms was brought to you by the letter U...
Count: And by the number 1.
*A ghostly white 1 appears in mid air before vanishing spookily into nothingness.

 

[theprawncracker]

Uncle Deadly: Now I see why you wouldn't tell me.
Ryan: Exactly.
Uncle Deadly: And what a lovely gift you've given her.
Ryan: Thanks, I try.
Bert: Yeah, it's really very good Ryan.
Ryan: You read it, Bert?
Bert: Yeah, Ernie dragged me down to the library this morning, and we read it
Ryan: Great! I'm glad you liked it.
Bert: And I saw that Lisa did too. What a great way to start out her birthday.
Ryan: Yup. And I'm not even done yet. *evil grin*

 

[The Count]

B-Day Annoncement.

Sorry it's a bit late, but here's another message from the dorms management team.

Today we celebrate a great event, for we commemorate the birth of that most heralded of MC members... Lisa! You maybe know her as the girl who writes all this incredible fanfiction, or as one of the key players from the local T*K*O offices, as the inimitable Ms. Insane A. Syllum, as the voice of those three cute little kittens from the Moppets Family, or as just Prawny's half. In any case, we'll be having a party for her later tonight even if she doesn't log on and know about it. Check with Ryan in Room #25 as to what you can do to help out with the party preparations, as that's the only way to contact this most mysterious scribe.

Take care and happy biiiiiiiirthday Lisa!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Yea, home again!
Red: At least for awhile
Beth: At least for the weekend, we'll see how things go on Monday
Big Bird: I'm so glad we're here for Lisa's birthday
Wanda: Look, Prawnie left us muffins
Beth: How nice!
Cookie: You get first pick, you been sad
Beth: Thanks Cookie, I'll have a cinammon one

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *runs through the hall* ATTENTION EVERYBODIEEEEEEE!! Party in the fan-fic library! My dearest other half is celebrating her legal adult-hood! C'mon!
*tons of Muppets run through the hall*
Ryan: *blink* That was fast. *runs off as well*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <bounces to the library> I would SO do a cartwheel if I knew how!
Rowlf: Nice to see you taking on the maturity of adulthood.
Lisa: Mature, shmature! I'm a kid at heart forever.
Robin: I'm a kid forver, physically!
Chef: Yebben shmur de gurgle!

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Hey gang, we've got muffins over there near the fireplace (and away from Gonzo), and some punch over there too. Have a ball. Ry's in the kitchen with Ernie and Bert cookin' the rest of the dinner.

*in the kitchen with Ernie and Bert*

Ryan: Bert, where'd that cheese go?
Bert: I don't know! It was just there!
Ryan: But it's gone!
Rizzo: *from hole in the wall* Heh heh! Look who's got the uppah-hand now! *runs away*
Ryan: Sheesh... Ernie?
Ernie: Yeah?
Ryan: Call out for pizzas.
Ernie: Khekhekhe!

 

[anytimepally]

Johnny Fiama: Clifford! My man.. what's happenin' bay-bee?
Sal Manilla: Party Time!!! (looking around).. Hey, where's the real food?
Don Music: Bert & Ernie are in the Kitchen, you say?
Randall: That's what I heard, Don.
Don: Oh.. good people, though.. old friends of mine, you know, so they must be.
Johnny: Your friends are all a little kooky there, Don.
Don: Not these two.. why, Bert he collects.. well, maybe that's a bad example.. umm.. Ernie, he's always got his.. (shaking his head) oh, nevermind.
Johnny and I chuckle.
Sal: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Time to Par-Tay.. And nobody better bother Johnny Fiama while he's gettin' down with his bad self, neither!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Ernie, where are those pizzas?
Ernie: I ordered them over an hour ago. I don't know where they are.

*meanwhile, at the front door of the Dorms*

Pizza guy: Uhh, did anybody order twenty-seven large pizzas?
Rizzo: Yo! Right here bud. *takes pizzas* And just put it on Ryan's tab. Heh heh. *runs off with pizzas*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Finally, the weekend.
Storyteller: So are you planning to actually relax this time?
MN: (sigh) I've got a huge paper to start working on, and ten million other things besides.
Nora: Yeah, and I promised to put in an extra shift down at Coming Unbound tomorrow morning.
Storyteller: Right, right, how is Mrs. Farley?
Nora: I think her neck brace is almost ready to come off.
Storyteller: Oh, bless her, she's been through so much...now, back to you, Erin...
MN: Yes, Storyteller, I'll try to get some rest.