Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Don't worry Telly, I think the birthday girl's comin' for ya. Heh heh.
Gonzo: *grabs Camilla and dances with her*

Ryan: *puts head up to wall elsewhere* ...Okay Chef, I hear him through here! FIRE!
Swedish Chef: *shoots blunderbuss at wall*
Ryan: *is knocked over*
Rizzo: Aw... nuts, ya found me.
Ryan: *stands up* This is where you live? In a hole in the wall?
Rizzo: Well, it used ta just be a wall, till ya brought him along. *points to Chef*
Ryan: Oh... oops. Uh, sorry for destroying your home there Rizzo...
Rizzo: *shrug* No big deal. I'm sure I can find my way into another wall.
Ryan: ...Hey, I have an idea! Let's ask Ed if you can move in with me and the guys!
Rizzo: Really? Ya mean it?
Ryan: Yeah! I'm sure Gonzo would love to have you. Now c'mon, grab all that food you stole and let's head back to Lisa's party.
Rizzo: Okay, but, uh, just one problem...
Ryan: What's that?
Rizzo: There's no more food.
Ryan: Sheesh...

 

[Erine81981]

Telly: Wow! You dance really good Lisa. *laughs* *stand on Lisa's feet while she dances around* Thanks for dancing with me Lisa. Your so kind...*lays head on chest/ looks up at her*...and your cute too. *lays head back on Lisa's chest*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *walking back in with Rizzo* *looks at Lisa* *stifles laughter*

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: *swoops in and hugs Lisa from behind* Happy birthday, Lis! Sorry we're late.
Roomies: ...again.
Boober: Seriously, you all should just come to expect it from us.
Kim: *facepalms* Boober... Seriously, though. We would have made it on time, but I've just had library stuff on my mind all week. We're instating a new circulation system and it's just nuts.
Betty Lou: Kim, the present!
Kim: Right! What would I do without you guys?
Gillis: Better that we not answer that question.
Kim: Shaddup, Maestro... Anyhoo, we all chipped in to get this gift for you, Lisa. Tosh, you and Beast want to do the honors?
Tosh: Sure! Lisa, this is for you. *Beast hands the present to Lisa* It's a nice fountain pen, with your name embossed on it. And it's got its own pen case. You can use it to write your stories with, or you can just set it somewhere to look pretty.

-Kim

 

[The Count]

Hmmm, looks like we missed the party. Just as well, we wouldn't want anybody else getting sick on account of me.
Count: Are you feeling better my fiend?
Yeah, but I've still got residual symptoms.
Count: Ah, that's all fright... You stay there, I'll go get the latest updates to the stories in the library.
Thanks Count. Oh, and did the bats get Lisa's present to her?
Count: Yes, a CD with all of the fanfics recorded by us Muppets and her forum friends, organized according to chronological order and by author.
Mmm, good.
*Lies back down in bed to listen to story updates as soon as the Count comes back into our room.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:That was a fun party last night! And Maurice was a good dancer.
Rosita:So was Herry!Boy is he strong!He picked me up and swung me around during the fast songs.He didn't hurt me though.
I had fun last night too. Wish I could have danced with someone .But I had fun talking to everyone anyway.

 

[anytimepally]

Johnny: Well.. I'm exhausted.
Sal: Yeah, me too.. so whater we gonna do today, huh, Johnny?
Johnny: I dunno Sal, but I am hungry.. how 'bout we head down to my Pasta Playhouse?
Sal: Hey, that's a swell idea, Johnny!
Randall: You guys mind if I tag along? .. Don's still sleeping, and I don't want to wake him.. he partied later than all of us last night.
Johnny: Sure, come on..
(as we're leaving)
Sal: Yeah, the last time I saw Don, one of those friends of his from Sesame Street was tryin' to get him to do the worm.

(back in the room.. Don, still asleep, hears Sal say the word "worm.")

Don: (in a groggy, sleeping whisper) The worm?.. mmmhmhmhhm.. sure.. (Don flops around on the bed for a few seconds, before falling completely back asleep)

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *moving Rizzo's things in* Hey everybody, we've got a new roomie!
Rizzo: Yeah, yeah, dey know me, don't bother with introductions.
Gonzo: Hey Rizzo! C'mon buddy, I'll show you to your hammock in the closet!
Rizzo: *to Ryan* You said dis place would be bettah than my old digs.
Clifford: Hey at least you're not stuck in the wall anymore.
Rizzo: Yeah, yeah.
Bert: *walking in* AH! Rat! Ryan, there's a rat in here!
Ryan: Bert, this is Rizzo, my new roommate.
Rizzo: Pleasuah's mine, I'm sure.
Camilla: Bragawk bawk!
Rizzo: I ain't bunkin' with her, am I?
Gonzo: Not directly, no. But the same closet.
Rizzo: Yeesh, you guys bettah have good food in dis joint.
Ryan: *smirks* We do, promise. And you don't have to steal it this time.

 

[Erine81981]

Over in room 26........

Telly: Kids Choice Awards is on! Hurry!

Don't worry Telly. I have the DVR Dish Network with the tv paused. Dinner ready!

Herry: Ooooo chicken al king.

FilFil: Us monsters favorites.

Everyone digs in and sits around the TV for the "Nicks: Kids Choice Awards"

Grover: Oh i can not wait. My favorite actress is on here tonight.

Telly: *arm in pumping mode* Yes! Yes! Yes! I love this show!

Maurice: Wait for me. *fixes himself a bowl and plops down on the floor* Ready!

Alright. *unpauses the DVR satellite* Here we go! *big smile*

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: What are we going to do tonight

LITTLE BIRD: Kids Choice Awards on NICK

BABY BEAR: I'm going to see who wins for actor

ZOE: This is fun, Tomorrow, were going to take a hike around the dorms

PETER: Sounds like a plan!!!