Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Leaves note on Room #7's door... Well, I told you someone should've gone in there and do something like that... So can you honestly blame me? Besides, at least I'm not in league with those SWabby people. Sure, she's my sister and all, but it's her club and she's the one who does battle with the RHLC-ers.

Anyway... Hope Big Bird's enjoying his party. Saw Snuffy earlier, good thing there's plenty of cole slaw to go with the mashed potatoes and french fries and sesame seed bun burgers.
*Drops off a present for the feathery friend at Room #3, a book of jazzy bird poetry, a baggy of sesame seed cubes, and a few pictures of some dorm friends drawn by the Count and others.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *locked in room* *again* Why can't they be patient for this story? I mean, good things come to those to wait, right?
Ernie: *outside room* Left!
Ryan: That's Lisa's line!
Ernie: Sorry!

 

[The Count]

Posted by der prawnideude: "Right?
Ernie: *outside room* Left!
Ryan: That's Lisa's line!
Ernie: Sorry!"

Me, from the hallway, offscreen: Sideways!

 

[Katzi428]

Posted by der prawnideude: "Right?
Ernie: *outside room* Left!
Ryan: That's Lisa's line!
Ernie: Sorry!"

Me, from the hallway, offscreen: Sideways!

peeking head out door of room 6Under!

 

[The Count]

Huh? Hee, Kathy... You haven't been privy to the conversations between the prawn and the toga have you?
It goes like this... One says right, then the other says left, then sideways, March, May, oh, P, Q... And so on, at least that's what I've come to understand from their strange half-speak. Maybe we can ask one of them to come and lecture us on the habits of half-speech now that they've gotten their own dictionary published.

And here's a slice of apple caramel pie some of my ghosts got from the fight at the RHLC HQ.
*Hands Kathy the piece of pie, before retreating back into his own room.

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *runs down to Ed's room* Ed, Ryan's still locked away, but he wanted me to tell you that it's right, left, sideways, March, May, thunder, lightning, headslap, then blink. Oh, P, and Q are nowhere involved. See ya!

 

[The Count]

*Calling after Gonzo: Trust me, it was in there when they were camped out up on the roof last year, during the time the dorms closed down!

Sure hope Beth and Cath read the latest addition. Wonder if I should talk to them about who/what should be #3. Oh well, they'll reply to the story eventually...
*Heads off to go to sleep.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Grrr...all that pastry-related foolishness...why, I have a great notion to trot over to the RHLC and drag those two back here.

 

[The Count]

Count: Vhy don't you Storyteller? After all, ve could use some of those fine pastries for Big Bird's birthday. Oh vell, let them have their yummy fun for now.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: I ought to, but they're both taller and heavier, and in addition to a sense of humor, Erin inherited a stubborn streak from her mother...and wait a moment, why do I hear them screaming something about Scooter? (throws open portal to RHLC) That's it, I'm coming in there!