Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

Hello again from the dorms management team.

Hope you enjoyed yourselves yesterday at the Swedish Chef's party... And I hope the offerings were palattable. But moving on, we have another birthday today. Yes, get ready to spread the sunshine, as today marks the birth of the largest canary in the world... Big Bird, happy birthday to you!
If you have questions about the party later tonight, please talk to Beth in Room #3 who's looking after the nearly eight-foot tall fledgling during Bryan's absence.

Talk to you guys later, have a good day.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: *whispering* Ok guys ready?
*Roomies nod as they tip toe up to Big Bird's temporary nest*
Beth: 1, 2, 3
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BIRD!!!
Big Bird: *waking up suddenly* What?
Beth: Happy Birthday!
Cookie: We bring you birdseed milkshake. Me did not try to eat it, me not like birdseed much
Red: I got you a balloon to tie on your nest here, it's got a long string so it shouldn't pop
Wanda: And I've got some new coloring books with birds in them and some new crayons for you
Big Bird: Wow! Thank you everyone. I thought you'd forget
Beth: We'd never forget you Big Bird! We'll have birthday cake later today
Big Bird: Oh boy!
*Suddenly some familiar music sounds as the floor begins to shake a little*
Beth: Oh, I forgot the other surprise
Cookie: Me open the door
*he opens the door to reveal a mystery guest*
Big Bird: Snuffy!!!
Snuffy: Happy Birthday Bird!
Beth: Snuffy's here for the whole day for your birthday
Big Bird: Wow, I'm the luckiest bird around!

 

[The Count]

Wha huh? How did Snuffy get all the way downstairs here into the basement floor? Oh well, must be some of that MC magic. Happy birthday Big Bird, here's a card the Count and I made for you... See you at the party later tonight.

 

[anytimepally]

Facing the Music, Part 3

Randall, unable to find his roommates, hears voices and music coming from above and follows them all the way to the roof. There he finds Miss Piggy and Don Music sitting, while Hoots plays a slow jazz tune on his saxophone.

Randall: (to Don) There you are . . . I’ve been looking everywhere for you. What are you doing up here, anyway?
Don: Well, we were.. I mean, um.. well
Miss Piggy: (interrupting) Don and Moi were watching the sunrise.. (angrier) if it’s any of YOUR business!
Kermit: (sitting some distance away, near Hoots) (somewhat dejectedly) And me too. Sheesh.
Randall: Hiya, Kermit! I don’t think we’ve officially met yet.. I was.. um.. indisposed when you guys dropped by last night.
Kermit: Yeah.. Hi.
Randall: Sorry I missed the party last night, guys. You haven’t seen Johnny and Sal, by any chance?
Kermit: Johnny said something about having a show tonight and needing to go set up.
Randall: Or needing Sal to set up.
Hoots: Yeah.. he's playing over at Birdland.
Randall: Isn't Birdland a Jazz club?
Hoots: Yeah, but we like a little variety every now and then. And crooning is kinda like Jazz meets elevator music.
Randall: Hey, it's your club.. (turning) Don, you guys do know that the sun’s been up for some time now.. don’t you?
Miss Piggy: Don, dear, would vous mind telling your roommate to BEAT IT!
Don: Actually, if you're hungry, Randall makes the absolute best ham and cheese omelets.
Miss Piggy: mhmmhmm.. What and cheese?
(Kermit and I both find cover.)
Don: Ham .. (realizing his mistake).. I mean.. um.. turkey.
Miss Piggy: HAM THIS, YOU TURKEY!! HI-YA!
(Don gets karate chopped)
Miss Piggy: Come Kermie.. let us leave these… people!
Kermit: I thought you had a new boyfriend.
Miss Piggy: Moi? A-hahahahmm (that’s supposed to be one of Miss Piggy’s nervous laughs, but I’m not sure how to spell it)
(she grabs Kermit by the arm)
Kermit: That's sure what it seemed like last night.. and up until a few seconds ago.
Miss Piggy: Ahh.. is vous jealous?
Kermit: Who?.. Me??.. no, of course not
Miss Piggy: (as they’re leaving the roof)Oh, Kermie.. You know moi only has eyes for vous!
Kermit: (suddenly panicking and trying, unsuccessfully, to remove himself from Piggy's grasp) Wait.. DON!! DON!! Come back!
(they disappear back into the building)

Randall: You okay, Don?
Don: (banging his head against the Kermit-Flag flag post) I’ll never get a girlfriend.. NEVER!! NEVER!! NEVER!! I’m sorry Giacomo!!
Randall: (helping Don to his feet) Come on, Don.. Let’s go home.. I’ll make you some lunch.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: (on phone) Oh, hi, heralde, how's it going...Ed was there...he did what? That's it, I don't care if he's the head of the dorms, this calls for swift decisive action. (slams phone down)
Voice from overhead: Is this decisive enough for you?
(lemon pie drops down onto table)
MN: Hmm...a pie. (examines it) Rolled, flaky crust, lemon curd filling, sprinkle of nutmeg on top...excellent. (looks up) Thank you, Richard.
Voice: Glad to be of service.
Storyteller: Oh, no, no, no...Richard, you're being a bad influence on those poor girls in the RHLC...Erin, what are you doing?
MN: (takes pie and heads toward door) What do you think I'm doing? It's payback time. (sweet dulcet tones) Oh, Ed, could you come here for a moment, please?

Come on, it's as good as started in the RHLC.

 

[The Count]

*Answering message: Sorry, but the occupants of Room #1 aren't at home fright now. If you'd leave your name and where we can contact you, along with a brief message, we'll get back to you as soon as we can. Please leave your message at the tone of your doom.
*Two doomly bell tolls sound, one after the other with a final bolt-clap effect for Erin to leave her message.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Guess What

ZOE: What

LITTLE BIRD: It's Big Bird's Birthday

BABY BEAR: Wow, were going to make him a birthday card and what are we going to give him

PETER: How about we give him a Book on Birds to see if he can do more bird watching and we need to give him a baseball hat

ZOE: Good Idea, Why don't we go down to Beth's room and give the presents to him

LITTLE BIRD: Good Idea!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Oh, more presents for Big Bird. I'll make sure he gets them. He's out right now at the park with Snuffy and the birdketeers, but I know he'll be happy to get them when he gets back. The birdketeers usually meet on Thursday but they're having a special meeting for Big Bird's birthday.
Wanda: We have to finish the birthday cake!
Beth: I know, I know, and we should do it before Cookie and Red get back from the decorations store too
Wanda: All right, let's get down to the kitchen.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Gonzo, Camilla, did you get Big Bird's birthday present?
Gonzo: Yes sir! Right here! *hands Ryan gift box*
Ryan: And it won't explode?
Gonzo: C'mon Ryan, be serious.
Ryan: I am. And it isn't radioactive, is it?
Gonzo: Nope, it's perfectly safe.
Ryan: But you bought it.
Gonzo: What's that supposed to mean?
Ryan: Never mind... Ernie, Bert, you wanna come deliver your gift with me?
Bert: Sure, I can't wait to see the look on Big Bird's face when he opens this puzzle of America's birds.
Ryan: Heh, okay, and Gonzo?
Gonzo: No, there's no heat seeking missle targeted to the gift.
Ryan: ...Good, but that wasn't what I was going to ask.
Gonzo: Oh... what then?
Ryan: What's in the box?
Gonzo: Bird seed cookies, a beak warmer, and a new football, of course!
Ryan: ...Of course. C'mon Bert.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Well, I hope you've learned that pie fights are...where'd she go?
Nora: I think she's off in the RHLC.
MN: (entering) No one leaves me an answering message and gets away with it.
Storyteller: You didn't.
MN: Yeah, followed him over to the RHLC and let him have it...but he got Skye with the cherry cheesecake, and another one of us with the apple-caramel.
Nora: Wow, cool! I think I'll dig out those Boston Creams in the freezer and come join you!
Storyteller: Oh, no...(retreats into hut and closes door)