Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: Oh, Peter sent over a magical pen and notebook...that's really nice of them...
(Storyteller enters)
Storyteller: (singing) Come gather round, ye Fraggle clan, and hear the tale I tell...(stops) And what are you mooning about, Nora, dear?
Nora: What? Oh, nothing. (hides package under sofa) Um, I think I'd better get the cake into the oven; Erin left a recipe and ingredients for me to work with.
Storyteller: Ah, good. As for me, I've been working with that new ink Ed gave me...it does give such an air of mystery to the written word...and, wait, when is Erin supposed to be back?
Nora: I don't know.
(door opens)
MN: Lucy, I'm home...
Storyteller: About time you got in here, little Sally Scribbler.
MN: And good evening to you too, birthday Fraggle.
Nora: How was New York?
MN: Just fine, as usual. But there were a bunch of crazy basketball fans in town for something.
Nora: Did you see Richard's ghost at the museum?
MN: No, sorry. But I got Maurice his birthday present: a nice big book of jokes, and a tin of hot chocolate mix. The really good kind.
Nora: That's great...I think we're going to have the party tomorrow.
MN: Great...and Storyteller, I also got your present. I'll give it to you then.

 

[The Count]

You girls do know Maurice was one of Richard's characters right? So was Aristotle, one that I would've very much liked to have seen on the show and remember... All I know is his illustration in one of the old SS Magazine issues, it's commented that Aristotle was a blue monster with reddish hair and nose, and blind too.

Hmmm, I'm just worried we might have a diva incident should the pig find out. Better play this one by ear.
Count: Don't say that, you'll only encourage Gonzo to take up another musical instrument.
Huh?
Count: Play it by ear... Or in his case, play it by nose.
*Bad joke... But it's one perfectly terrible for us.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: One of Richard's characters, hmmm? We'll definitely have to do something good.
MN: Too true.

 

[The Count]

Oh trust me... It'll be a great party tomorrow, especially since two of MC's leading ladies celebrate a birthday.

And hey Erin, you're close to achieving that magical triple-0 post!

 

[Erine81981]

Glad that is all over with.

FilFil: Me too. Any word on it Grover?

Grover: Nope. Have not seen any of those grouches.

Herry: *whips forehead*

Maurice: Thanks again for going through all that with me.

We wouldn't have even thought of doing your party without you.

Telly: Then why does this...

*covers Telly's mouth* Ha ha ha......he's just refuring to something else we did.

Telly: What?

Remember?

Telly: *rises eyebrows* Oh yea. Forgot. Thanks for the...wait? What if it hasn't happened?

Herry: What?

Telly: What Kyle was talking about. What if it's still waiting for us.

FilFil: *pulls Telly over to the side* It wasn't anything.

Telly: *whew* Man am i glad. You had me worried. *remembers* Whoops, almost forgot to feed Chuckie sue. Be back.

Maurice: What about that fraggle that tells stories? Wasn't she to had a birthday too?

Yea. Don't worry. I heard that Erin is havening her's tomorrow. Well be there.

Grover: That reminds me. Almost time for "Zoey 101." *runs to the couch and turns on the TV* I just love this show.

Herry: She pretty.

FilFil: Yep. I wouldn't mind dancing around with her.

Everyone looks at FilFil

FilFil: What can't a monster love to dance?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: I. Hate. Homework.
Bert: *gasp!* No!
Ernie: *pats Bert on back* It'll be okay, Bert.
Ryan: *shakes head* I'm exhausted... who's up for a movie before bed?
Ernie: Me! Me!
Bert: *sigh* I guess.
Ryan: Gonzo? Camilla?
Gonzo: Sure, why not.
Camilla: Brawk bawk!
Ryan: Clifford? Uncle D.?
Clifford: Sure dude, sounds fun.
Uncle Deadly: Shouldn't you be writing?
Ryan: ...Tomorrow. *starts the movie*

 

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

*Rather than an announcement pinned to the bulletin board, a message is slipped underneath the doors of all the residents.

Hello from the MC Dorms management team.

It has come to our attention that two of our leading ladies share a birthday today on March 5: Miss Piggy, and her roommate, the one and only Catherine aka Ruahnna. Please keep the birthday plans hushed from both, as it's being plotted as a dual surprise bash. So I hope to see you guys and gals and Muppets and whatevers you are later tonight.

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to contact me and ask. Happy birthday Piggy and Cath!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Big Bird: Beth! Can we go sledding today? Huh, can we?
Red: Yeah, can we? Please!
Cookie: Ooh, me want to sled too!
Beth: Sure guys, but we have to bundle up real good, it's kind of cold out there today
Wanda: Remember to be safe too, make sure you take turns going down the hill and wait to each other is out of the way before starting to go
Beth: That's right, always be safe
Red, Cookie and Big Bird: Ok! Yea!
*they go to get bundled up*
Wanda: Ever feel like we're the parents in this room?
Beth: Eh, sometimes, but it's not a bad thing, can always use the practice right?
Wanda: True, come on let's go get ready

 

[The Count]

Hey Beth... I got a PM from Melissa beforeshe came back, posted the updated version of the dorms register and all... And I wanted to say, as thanks for your help, I sort of promoted you to grand DAM status, (Dorms Assistant Manager). Hope that's OK... And I hope more story gets posted.

Big Bird: Beth! Can we go sledding today? Huh, can we?
Red: Yeah, can we? Please!
Cookie: Ooh, me want to sled too!
Beth: Sure guys, but we have to bundle up real good, it's kind of cold out there today
Wanda: Remember to be safe too, make sure you take turns going down the hill and wait to each other is out of the way before starting to go
Beth: That's right, always be safe
Red, Cookie and Big Bird: Ok! Yea!
*they go to get bundled up*
Wanda: Ever feel like we're the parents in this room?
Beth: Eh, sometimes, but it's not a bad thing, can always use the practice right?
Wanda: True, come on let's go get ready

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a noise?
Bobo: If a tree falls on a mime, does he die?
Beau: If we never posts in a thread, do we still exist?
Bo: Yeah I think so...
Bobo: Yup.
Beau: Oh good.
Bean: *bounces in* Hi hi hi hi hi!!!
Bo: We were better off not existing..